Voice in my Head(may also be the voice of Dolfans who share this opinion): Did you hear that Bill Polian just got fired

Patssuck, who is now questioning his sanity upon learning he has a voice in his head: Yes and WHO THE F***

ARE YOU?

Voice in My Head: You should know who I am, I'm the voice that told you your dog was looking at you weird when you got blazed last tuesday.

Patssuck: OH Man I got so high that night...but why do you sound like Tyler Durden

Voice in My Head: Oh that just the way you imagined a split personality would sound like.

Patssuck: How do you know that and I dont?

Voice in my Head: It has to do with your subconscious or something like that, it would take too long to explain, but thats not why I'm here, I think the Dolphins should hire Bill Polian and I am going to tell you why.

Patssuck: I am going to tell you thats not a good idea.

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As another disappointing Dolphins Season winds down, we find ourselves asking many questions, such as:

Who will our next HC be?

Will Ireland get axed afterall?

What wil this team do in Free Agency?

Who will this team draft in April?

Will we trade up for RGIII/Luck? Will we trade down? Will we stay put? Will a QB's stock rise? Will a QB fall to us?

Is Matt Moore the Answer(probably not)

Will The Heat beat Dallas on Sunday?(Yes)

Will the Marlins make the playoffs(Yes)

Will the Panthers continue to kick some ass(well its a SFL team so they are bound to dissapoint at some juncture....)

Will Nick Saban die of Dysentery during the National Championchip game? Okay thats a trick question: Nick Saban's GI tract was removed to make more room for his dickishness.

But we still have two more games to play, 2 more games against our most hated rivals. Both will be close and hard fought, However I only think we come away winning one of them: The last game against the Jets.

How great would it be see the Jets lose on Christmas, and then it would be up to us to knock them out of the playoffs entirely? It would be the highlight of the year. Because eff the Jets.

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