Cricket pitch, that is.  You may have seen this already, but a streaker gets flattened by cricketer Andrew "Roy" Symonds during an Australia/India match.  I guarantee you that the nudie still is feeling it.

I wikied Roy and it now appears that cricket has gotten all statty itself.  There is also an interesting bit about cricket discipline, and how some cricketers pled down to a "Level 2.8 Offense".  I love a sport that has decimalized discipline.

Cricket.  Who knew?

According to this, Congressman Henry Waxman and staff don't think Miguel Tejada was on the up-and-up when interviewed for Steroids:  The Hearing Episode 1.  Tejada claimed utter ignorance; Mitchell says he's seen checks written by Miggy to Adam Piatt for PED's. Piatt independantly fingered Tejada as well, but the checks are harder evidence.  

You can face time for lying in an investigation even if you are not under oath.  Just ask Martha Stewart.

And if you are wondering why Palmiero gets a pass, my understanding is that they can't prove that he had used steroids prior to his testimony in Congress.