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Roll 'Bama Roll What a Loophole Looks Like

If past discussions on Cam are any indication, some of you have a very difficult time differentiating "rules" from "loopholes". Don't worry, even the venerable Dr. Saturday has trouble with the concept, but to help you out, let me first show an example of something that's not a loophole:

It is legal to drive 54MPH and be in the process of accelerating in a 55MPH zone.

That's not a loophole. So what does a loophole look like? It looks like this:

Traffic citations show that Ohio State quarterback Terrelle Pryor has been stopped three times in three years while driving cars owned by a Columbus used-car lot or an employee there, though an OSU compliance official said the school was aware of two of those instances and determined that nothing improper had occurred. . . . Pryor and the employee, Aaron Kniffin, both told the Columbus Dispatch that Kniffin had allowed Pryor (then a true freshman) to drive Kniffin's 2004 GMC Denali to his home in Pennsylvania with the prospect of buying it.

NCAA Bylaws forbid providing benefits to student athletes that are not available to similarly situated non-athletes. That is to say that the benefits they receive must not be made on the basis of the their athletic ability. The Bryant Scholarship is a good example of this principle: It's allowed, and not counted against our limits until the player actually plays, because the eligibility for the scholarship is not athletically based, but based on heritage and lineage.  

We certainly don't have any evidence one way or the other, but what are the odds that Kniffin is going to let some random student who isn't a famous athlete test drive a 4-year-old Denali? I realize this isn't an unheard of practice, especially for used cars, but how many previous examples of that are there of someone who is in Pryor's financial situation, but not an NCAA star, got to borrow a car for a weekend? Pryor was supposedly test driving and considering purchasing it.

Did he provide some sort of collateral to borrow the car, or was it assumed he wouldn't run off with it because he's a famous athlete?

I have a guess that if I wandered down to the local Porsche dealer, they're not going to let me take a sports car on a weekend trip, used or not, and I make considerably more than Pryor supposedly did. Why? Because I probably can't afford to actually buy it. Could pryor have afforded to buy the car? (Relevant data point: he was one of the guys supposedly selling merchandise for needed spending money)

Now, this isn't an NCAA decision -- it's just OSU Compliance's determination -- but this is the situation where "loophole" potential exists. The rule is that players shouldn't get extra benefits just for being athletes -- lacking a standard for how to determine if this is a common practice for the dealership for non-athletes invites far more abuse than saying a player's dad can solicit money that he will never receive from a school at which his son will never play without ever telling his son. 

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Roll 'Bama Roll So You Think Our Play-Calling Sucks?

If I had a way to turn comments criticizing our play-calling into nickels, I'd never have to work again. 

My glib comment that folks who believe that should send in their resumes is a soundbite version of this:

Insomuch as those comments are just venting frustration, fine, but I'm starting to think that some of you actually believe you've discovered the secret to our problems this year, and it's that the coaches just aren't calling the right plays. If you're in that camp, take a moment to consider how patently stupid that is. 

First: Understand that even with a perfectly called game, and every player executing to the best of their ability, we will not (and cannot) win every game. "No shit," you're saying, "of course we can't, every idiot knows that." Good -- we're on the same page. The natural result of this axiom is that losing does not mean something is wrong with execution or coaching. Sometimes we're just not the better team.

Second: The coaches are human. They make mistakes. So do the players. That's going to happen. Odds are that our coaches realize when they've made a mistake. That doesn't mean that every play that has a negative outcome is a mistake. Outcome bias plays in here prominently. For example, if it's 3rd and 8, and a team runs a draw for a first down, we certainly could have stopped that by putting eight in the box and throwing run blitzes at them... and if the quarterback doesn't see what's going on, it might even work. That doesn't mean that's the best decision. In situations like this, outcome bias goes hand-in-hand with hindsight bias -- you KNEW they were going to run up the middle on us, right? Wrong. Odds are you had no idea what they were going to do, and you assumed they'd run some sort of pass.

Third: The game is infinitely more complicated than "lol runs up the middle don't work, we should run outside." Our coordinators have to consider a huge number of factors. Confidence in each of our players. The per-player match-ups that a prospective play would produce. The down and distance, the time left in the game, the timeout situation, and the score. How running the play will impact the meta-game that the coaches play against each other. How well have we setup the play we're thinking about -- is it going to be completely transparent when we run it? Have the other team's players been out of position? Do we think we see a hole or gap somewhere?

Coaches do make mistakes, but in the final calculus, we just don't have enough information to say with any degree of certainty whether a play call was a good one or not. If you really understand how complex the game is, your first reaction is probably going to be "I wonder why they ran that play?" not "What effing idiots, we should have run a different play!" 

"But Pete," I'm sure some of you are starting to think, "this isn't about one play, it's about the crappy play-calling all season!"

To which I respond: that's even less likely than one play being bad. 

Consider this: we pay Coach Saban more than four million dollars a year because he's a damn football genius. He chose coordinators that won us a national championship and are, in their own right, football geniuses. You think it's obvious that we should be doing more of one thing and less of another? And your suggestion is that this group of geniuses is missing something that obvious? Do you really think that's more likely than you, Joe Schmoe Internet Quarterback, missing something? No, of course not. In fact, when it comes to things you don't have much experience with, the more simple and obvious you think the thing is that the pros are missing, the more likely it is that you're just out of your depth. It's an obvious instance of the Dunning-Kruger effect, as a lay-person you interpret it to be more simple than it really is.

So, if you're in this camp -- that the play-calling is so obviously broken and easy to fix -- well . . . you know the type of environut who says things like "Obviously all we need to do is just stop using oil and use solar power instead! Simple!" You know the type?

Yeah... you're that guy. Congrats.

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7plz1

The Ole Miss Rebel Bears, you say? This is all I can picture when I hear about a rebel bear.

over 1 year ago Elebintytimeslolcat_tiny PeteHoliday 64 comments 1 recs

Roll 'Bama Roll Boise's Schedule after Week Two

I'm sure many of you had discussions with folks after last week's games, who believed that Boise's close win over Virginia Tech was indicative of one really good team beating another really good team. What it was, in fact, was a Boise team of unknown quality beating a team that would go on to lose to James Madison University (A FCS school). 

Like last week, Alabama's schedule makes Boise's look like a walk in the park, but it's funny to see the matchups, so here's the current list.

  1. Florida (#4) -- Fresno State (#24)
  2. LSU (#5) -- Oregon State (#26)
  3. South Carolina (#7) -- Nevada (#37)
  4. Auburn (#33) -- Virginia Tech (#38)
  5. Arkansas (#34) -- Idaho (#71)
  6. Penn State (#35) -- Hawaii (#81)
  7. Mississippi State (#36) -- Utah State (#85)
  8. Tennessee (#53) -- Wyoming (#105)
  9. Duke (#75) -- Louisiana Tech (#114)
  10. Ole Miss (#78) -- San Jose State (#115)
  11. San Jose State (#115) -- Toledo (#130)
  12. Georgia State (#244) -- New Mexico State (#166)

As you can see, our opponent ranking order is starting to look a bit more realistic, and will continue to do so for the remainder of the season. Penn State took a big dive after the loss, as you might have expected, as did Tennessee. 

Here are the stats:

  • Average Opponent: 59.92 (Bama) -- 82.67 (BS)
  • Median / Tr. Mean: 35.5 (Bama) -- 83 (BS)

Our average opponent moved up a few spots while we lost a spot in the median. Boise's average opponent slipped a few spots, but lost more than 20 points in the median. Essentially that means that Boise's top couple of teams is keeping their average up, but Sagarin's estimation of the middle of the pack for Boise's opponents is pretty dismal.

That's obvious, too, if you just look at the precipitous drop from Virginia Tech to Idaho. Also note that Virginia Tech hasn't felt the brunt of the hit to their Sagarin rating yet, as JMU is actually 2-0 and, in this week's Sagarin ranked 58th on the basis of two wins, with one of them over Virginia Tech. Once the initial rankings stop playing in, I'd expect Virginia Tech to drop even farther, unless they can get some quality wins in the mean time, or JMU doesn't lose.

Just to re-state the point: we all knew the difference would be laughable -- the post is here just so we can all actually get a good laugh out of it.

What we can do, however, is thank JMU. They just made Boise's task of jumping a one-loss team in the computer rankings really, really difficult.

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Roll 'Bama Roll Dareus versus Green

I spent some time yesterday chatting with some UGA fans on various sites about Marcell Dareus and A.J. Green. Like many college football fans who have had something taken from them that they felt entitled to, they were bewildered and extremely critical of the NCAA's decision and many of them were outspoken about how they just couldn't figure out how Dareus only got two games while Green got four. I thought I'd provide a helpful summary of the key differences between the two.

First, some assumptions. I am going to assume, for the sake of argument, that absent evidence to the contrary, in every situation Dareus and Green are upstanding and ideal student athletes. I am going to assume that Green had no idea that the guy he sold his jersey to was an agent. I'm going to assume that Dareus didn't know money was flowing from agents through Austin.

Basically I'm going to give both of them as big a benefit of the doubt as the facts will allow.

Also, recognize that both of them, by rule, started at four game suspensions before the NCAA considered mitigating factors. So the question isn't "should it be four games", as that part is decided by rule, the question is "is there any reason to reduce it from four games?"

Now, for the facts. 

Dollar Value and Repayment

The NCAA determined that the dollar value attached to Dareus's infraction was $1,700 and some change. Green sold his jersey somewhere in the immediate vicinity of $1,000. This might seem like it weighs in favor of Green, and to some small degree it does, but once the dollar amount gets over $500, it's all "big" to the NCAA. An absurdly large benefit might lead to increased sanctions (or, in the case of agent interactions, the complete loss of eligibility), but the difference between $1,000 and $1,700 is probably negligible in terms of penalty. They both fall into the > $500 category.

I've seen a number of folks cite Green's repayment as a mitigating factor. The simple fact is that both athletes repaid their benefits, but it's important to note that they were required to make that repayment inorder to gain eligibility back, that wasn't something either of them did to "do the right thing", it was required by the NCAA.

Intent and Knowedge

We've already stipulated that Green didn't know the buyer was an agent. However, he knew (or should have known) that the sale was impermissible without regard for the status of the buyer as an agent or booster. For us to assume that he was never told that this sort of thing is not allowed would be assume that UGA's compliance staff failed to inform one of the biggest stars on the roster about a rule that was enacted after (and likely because of) the 2002 situation where UGA players were selling their SEC Championship Game rings. Not telling your team about that, itself, would probably set off all sorts of alarm bells in Indianapolis, and would seem to me, as an outsider, as complete inexcusable, so I'm skeptical that Green wasn't filled in. More likely is the fact that this has been harped on every year, and probably reiterated before and after the bowl game if UGA Compliance is even marginally paranoid. No, Green didn't know he was selling to an agent, but he should have known that selling the jersey was against the rules, regardless.

From Dareus's perspective, he was getting a trip to a party in Miami from a long time friend of his to cheer him up because of his mother's long-term illness. That, alone, could be permissible under NCAA rules (depending on the context and circumstance). The problem was that the source of the money was an Agent. There's no reason to believe that Dareus knew that. As I also pointed out elsewhere, the circumstances probably also made Austin's sudden generosity much less unusual, and reduced the amount of skepticism  he'd have had. Hindsight being what it is, maybe he should've been more skeptical and asked more questions, but it appears he was as much a victim of Austin's wrong doing as he was a rule violator here.

Honesty and Cooperation

This is always mentioned when the NCAA issues a sanction, especially one with reduced penalties, but I really do question how much it matters in terms of penalty reduction. After all, honesty and cooperation are required by rule, and failure to be honest and cooperate is, itself, an infraction for which the penalties are not insignificant. I assume that the NCAA played up Dareus's honesty and cooperation because it provides a nice incentive for future student athletes to be honest -- they think they might get a lighter sentence as a result -- the proverbial carrot to the suspension stick. I do not assume that Dareus was more honest or forthcoming than Green in any way that really mattered to investigators. If that's not accurate, it appears (based on the reports I've seen) that they found Dareus to be more honest (an odd statement to me, you were either honest or not, right?), so whatever that weighs (and, to reiterate, I don't believe it to be much at all), would weigh in his favor.

All told, I don't see much in the way of reasons to mitigate Green's sentence. Though certainly biased, I see this as a situation where Green was doing something he knew was wrong while Dareus wasn't. There are a million arguments that what Green did shouldn't be against the rules, or shouldn't be punished as harshly, or something else, but when it comes to the NCAA following their own rules and making sense doing it, this seems like a reasonable resolution. That's not to say that it would've been unreasonable to give Dareus four games as well -- I think it probably would have -- but in the end, what they chose to do makes sense to me.

To really make a case for Green, the key is not to compare the infractions of Green and Dareus, but to come up with reasons -- mitigating factors -- why Green's sentence should be reduced. "Because Dareus's was" isn't really a good one, though, as the two situations are vastly different in content and character.

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Roll 'Bama Roll Boise's Schedule: A Comparison

As we prepare to spend the next 14 weeks listening to ESPN (et al.) talk about how brave Boise State is for scheduling two (TWO!!) BCS conference teams, I thought it'd be worth looking to see how their scheduling stacks up to, say, our schedule. I pulled the Sagarin predictive numbers for the season so far (doesn't include the VT/Boise game, I don't think), so we could do a little comparing.

If we just look at averages (which includes our game against 244th ranked Georgia State), the average Alabama opponent is around 62nd, while the average Boise State opponent is around 79th. Of course, averages are notorious for being able to be dragged away by outliers, and two of the ways to get rid of those are with trimmed means (only averaging the middle X%) and medians. In this case, rather remarkably, the 90% trimmed mean and the Median are actually identical for both teams: Alabama's is 34 while Boise's is 62. (Which goes to show you that the Georgia State game kinda kills our strength of schedule).

Of course, it's so early that those numbers are pretty worthless (for example: Mississippi State is ranked #18 while Penn State is only 23rd and Arkansas is 46th), so I thought a more fun way to measure would be strength on strength! I sorted the teams by their sagarin rating so we can see how they compare down the stretch. These are also somewhat skewed by the rankings, but as you'll soon see, it hardly matters:

  1. South Carolina -- Virginia Tech
  2. Florida -- Fresno State
  3. LSU -- Oregon State
  4. Mississippi State -- Idaho
  5. Penn State -- Utah State
  6. Tennessee -- Nevada
  7. Auburn -- Hawaii
  8. Arkansas -- Louisiana Tech
  9. Duke -- Wyoming
  10. Ole Miss -- San Jose State
  11. Georgia State -- Toledo

So, if you take a look at that, you can see some places where the sagarin right now doesn't match reality, but outside of the Georgia State game, I'm not sure there's a single time the team on the left wouldn't be a tougher match up than the team on the right.

Virginia Tech might have the edge over South Carolina, although after tonight's game I doubt it.

I'll keep the list up to date from week to week since the numbers will get significantly more accurate as the season progresses, but, gosh, if you can't go undefeated with Boise's schedule, do you even deserve a crappy bowl game?

It all serves to illustrate one of the more frustrating points of schedule arguments: people looove to toss out the conference schedule as unimportant and focus on the 3-4 games a year that aren't written in stone, which is silly, because your conference slate comprises 75% of your games.

PS: Next time you hear someone say "It's not boise's fault they have a crappy conference" ask them this: if they can't be blamed for being a part of the WAC, how can they be given credit for "moving up" the MWC? Bottom line is that Boise was in the WAC by choice, so, yeah, you can blame them for playing a crappy schedule.

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Roll 'Bama Roll NCAA 11 RBR XBox360 Dynasty (Update)

Old thread was closed due to age, so I'm opening up a new one!

Dynasty Rules

  • The week will be advanced on Monday mornings (or afternoons if I forget), or as soon as each player is ready.
  • 7 minute quarters, All-American difficulty
  • Invariably, there will be some bugs found -- there always are -- do not exploit them.
  • Lose gracefully. Don't restart your game. We're on the honor system here -- I don't want to penalize folks who have the game crash, the power go out, or anything like that, so just take your beatings like a man if you lose.
  • For player-versus-player games, do your best to schedule these early -- I'd hate to have to simulate them, as they're half of the fun of the league.

Rankings Through Week 4:

Rank Username Gamertag Team Rec Notes
19 atcrawford drofwarcta BYU 4-0  
21 big DUB big DUB 14 Oklahoma State 4-0  
23 figtide Bama13x Clemson 3-0  
24 BamaReturns07 jbnbham Georgia 3-1  
unr RJamison N/A Cal 4-0  
unr CrimsonWraith CrimsonVeritas Texas A&M 3-0  
unr Cabbie THE SOUTHLAND Michigan 3-1  
unr SRGBama Seti 1 Mississippi State 3-1  
unr 13thBama d13thBama Navy 2-1  
unr jobro31 Doodie Brown Washington 2-1  
unr PeteHoliday TooMuchPete Notre Dame 2-2  

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As a general proposition, this is probably pretty obvious but now we have SCIENCE to back us up: a world-wide study found that men wearing red are more attractive to women than men in blue. Not included in the study, but probably also relevant: not smelling like cow manure tends to be a plus, too.

almost 2 years ago Elebintytimeslolcat_tiny PeteHoliday 1 comment 4 recs

SEC partisans will take great glee in warning "You're gonna get hit now, boy," but based on his career to date, Masoli is immediately the most accomplished signal-caller in the conference going into the season.

Dr. Saturday on Masoli, conveniently forgetting that there's a signal-caller in the SEC who has never lost a game as a starter and might have an accomplishment that Masoli lacks.

almost 2 years ago Elebintytimeslolcat_tiny PeteHoliday 32 comments

Looks like Fisher and the Titans are more than a little irked over Kiffin's lack of decorum in hiring away Kennedy Pola days before training camp was due to start.

almost 2 years ago Elebintytimeslolcat_tiny PeteHoliday 12 comments

Roll 'Bama Roll Quick, Everyone Freak Out About Dareus!

On second thought: please step away from your respective ledges. There's a whole lot of banter in the main thread, but I wanted to put some of the big points in one place for easy reference.

First, a preface: if you're a fan of another team, please recognize one fact: we don't care. We don't care what you think about this, how you think it compares to your current troubles, or care to commiserate with you at all. Feel free to excuse yourself to fornicate with an angry badger.

Second: the party happened after the BCS Title game. You can tell your gloating Texas buddies two things: 1) 37-21 and 2) This is what happens to teams with NFL-grade talent -- they become agent targets and they win national championships, comfort them with the notion that they'll probably win another one . . . some day.

Third: All available evidence right now suggests that THIS IS NOT AN INSTITUTIONAL NCAA INFRACTION. It's not. This doesn't impact our probation, it doesn't give rise to repeat offender penalties. By itself, It's not something the NCAA can do a damn thing about, except...

Fourth: we could very easily have just lost Marcel Dareus. His career at Alabama could be over. Accept that and come to terms with it. Recognize that the "extra benefits" bylaws are not the same as the agent contact bylaws. They're both in play here, though. The extra benefits are what give rise to the things you're hearing about dollar amounts, payback, and suspension. If the NCAA determines that, because of those benefits or anything else, Dareus has made himself a professional athlete, he will never be reinstated. To wit (numbering messed up because SB Nation is stupid):

Bylaw 12 Guidelines.

  1. Amateurism Cases involving Student-Athletes Initially Enrolling at an NCAA Institution for the 2006-07 Academic Year or After.
    1. Philosophy Statement. The NCAA, as an amateur organization, separates itself from the professional model of athletics. In this separation, participation in athletics for individuals competing for NCAA Division I institutions or who wish to compete for a Division I institution should be motivated primarily by education and by the physical, mental and social benefits derived from such participation. An individual who engages in activities that clearly professionalizes him or her will be deemed permanently ineligible for Division I athletics. (February 2006)
    2. Standard. The individual's actions shall be reviewed under a "reasonable-person" standard to determine if those actions warrant the individual's eligibility not being reinstated for intercollegiate athletics. Individuals who engage in the following activities have crossed the threshold of professionalism and, thus, their eligibility will not be reinstated:
      1. Sign an agreement or contract that states the team is professional or the individual is a professional;
      2. Sign an agreement or contract that provides the individual with money above expenses (even if the money is never paid);
      3. Individual receives money above his or her expenses/individual has profited from his or her sport (i.e., could be in the form of cash payments, prize money, stipend);
      4. Individual consistently represents himself or herself as a professional athlete;
      5. Individual enters into written or verbal contract with an agent; or
      6. Individual accepts significant monetary benefits from an agent.

That last part -- "individual accepts significant monetary benefits" is the money quote. Unless Dareus entered into a contract with an agent, he'd actually need to receive "monetary benefits". Now, I've not read up on what that phrase specifically means to the NCAA, and the NCAA could easily say that having trips and parties paid for is a "monetary benefit", but that might not be the case, and even if it is, in light of six-figure bonuses being tossed around, it seems that a strong case could be made that a trip and a party aren't really all that "significant." If he crosses that line, however, there's absolutely no coming back.

Still: until we hear otherwise, it would be prudent to assume that Dareus won't be suiting up with the defending champs this fall.

Fifth: honestly, if you didn't see this coming, it might be time to cut down your Kool-Aid intake. When a team like North Carolina is getting popped (do they have a single player that could start at Alabama?), you know this is going to be a bumpy ride for teams with actual talent. One of the benefits of having a team full of studs is that agents want a piece and, until only very recently, they and most of their targets been operating with virtual impunity. Times, they are a changin', and there are going to be a bunch of players caught up in dragnets like this one while the agents (and hopefully players) get smarter about how they handle their business.

Finally: Prepare yourselves for the possibility that more players could wind up in Dareus's shoes. Trust that Saban and our world-class compliance office will see us through this storm, and we'll come out the other side of it just fine. It would hurt to lose Dareus, there's no doubt about that, but it ain't the end of the world.

In summary: 'Bama fans, calm down. Everyone else, go away.

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Roll 'Bama Roll RBR XBox360 Online Dynasty

The season is now underway, so this post will be edited occasionally to keep things up do date.

Dynasty Rules

  • The week will be advanced on Monday mornings, or as soon as each player is ready.
  • New players joining may not take ranked schools or those with over-all ratings above 92.
  • 7 minute quarters, All-American difficulty
  • Invariably, there will be some bugs found -- there always are -- do not exploit them. 
  • Lose gracefully. Don't restart your game. We're on the honor system here -- I don't want to penalize folks who have the game crash, the power go out, or anything like that, so just take your beatings like a man if you lose.
  • For player-versus-player games, do your best to schedule these early -- I'd hate to have to simulate them, as they're half of the fun of the league.
  • There will be a small prize for the player who finishes highest at the end of the season.

Standings after Week #3:

Rank Username Gamertag Team Rec Notes
17 BamaReturns07 jbnbham Georgia 3-0  
24 atcrawford drofwarcta BYU 3-0  
25 big DUB big DUB 14 Oklahoma State 3-0  
unr RJamison N/A Cal 3-0  
unr figtide Bama13x Clemson 3-0  
unr CrimsonWraith CrimsonVeritas Texas A&M 3-0  
unr Cabbie THE SOUTHLAND Michigan 2-1  
unr SRGBama Seti 1 Mississippi State 2-1  
unr 13thBama d13thBama Navy 2-1  
unr jobro31 Doodie Brown Washington 2-1  
unr PeteHoliday TooMuchPete Notre Dame 1-2  

Stats courtesy of CrimsonWraith: Scoring Offense

A B C D
1 National Rank School Name RBR User PPG
2 1 Cal Rjamison 66
3 2 Texas A&M CrimsonWraith 59.6
4 3 Oklahoma State big DUB 47
5 4 Georgia BamaReturns07 46
6 7 Michigan Cabbie 43
7 33 BYU atcrawford 32.3
8 39 Mississippi State SRGBama 30.3
9 51 Clemson figtide 27.3
10 64 Notre Dame PeteHoliday 25
11 78 Navy 13thBama 21
12 90 Washington jobro31 18.3
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Total Offense

A B C D
1 National Rank School Name RBR User Total Yds
2 2 Cal Rjamison 1882
3 5 Texas A&M CrimsonWraith 1863
4 32 Clemson figtide 1558
5 43 Michigan Cabbie 1521
6 58 Georgia BamaReturns07 1451
7 61 Oklahoma State big DUB 1431
8 69 BYU atcrawford 1370
9 82 Mississippi State SRGBama 1235
10 93 Washington jobro31 1137
11 97 Navy 13thBama 1137
12 100 Notre Dame PeteHoliday 1112
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Rushing Offense

A B C D
1 National Rank School Name RBR User Rush Yds
2 1 Texas A&M CrimsonWraith 1111
3 2 Cal Rjamison 1020
4 8 Oklahoma State big DUB 602
5 27 Navy 13thBama 463
6 29 BYU atcrawford 459
7 32 Michigan Cabbie 449
8 50 Washington jobro31 368
9 66 Clemson figtide 328
10 75 Mississippi State SRGBama 301
11 89 Georgia BamaReturns07 252
12 110 Notre Dame PeteHoliday 143
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Passing Offense

A B C D
1 National Rank School Name RBR User Pass Yds
2 16 Georgia BamaReturns07 902
3 36 BYU atcrawford 741
4 37 Michigan Cabbie 739
5 42 Clemson figtide 721
6 45 Notre Dame PeteHoliday 704
7 64 Washington jobro31 613
8 66 Mississippi State SRGBama 601
9 72 Cal Rjamison 590
10 79 Oklahoma State big DUB 555
11 81 Texas A&M CrimsonWraith 551
12 103 Navy 13thBama 437
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Total Defense

A B C D
1 National Rank School Name RBR User Yds Allowd
2 6 BYU atcrawford 462
3 15 Texas A&M CrimsonWraith 616
4 20 Cal Rjamison 638
5 29 Michigan Cabbie 684
6 45 Clemson figtide 754
7 57 Oklahoma State big DUB 812
8 63 Georgia BamaReturns07 858
9 67 Mississippi State SRGBama 870
10 77 Notre Dame PeteHoliday 926
11 82 Washington jobro31 958
12 87 Navy 13thBama 988
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Rushing Defense

A B C D
1 National Rank School Name RBR User RushYdsAlwd
2 1 Cal Rjamison 0
3 2 Michigan Cabbie 52
4 4 Texas A&M CrimsonWraith 62
5 6 Mississippi State SRGBama 83
6 7 Oklahoma State big DUB 103
7 11 Navy 13thBama 130
8 16 Georgia BamaReturns07 144
9 22 Notre Dame PeteHoliday 161
10 23 Clemson figtide 165
11 42 BYU atcrawford 220
12 60 Washington jobro31 264
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Passing Defense

A B C D
1 National Rank School Name RBR User PassYdsAlwd
2 4 BYU atcrawford 242
3 55 Texas A&M CrimsonWraith 554
4 70 Clemson figtide 589
5 76 Michigan Cabbie 632
6 77 Cal Rjamison 638
7 95 Washington jobro31 694
8 96 Oklahoma State big DUB 709
9 98 Georgia BamaReturns07 714
10 105 Notre Dame PeteHoliday 765
11 108 Mississippi State SRGBama 787
12 116 Navy 13thBama 858
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Turnover Differential

A B C D
1 National Rank School Name RBR User TO Diff
2 1 Texas A&M CrimsonWraith 10
3 9 Cal Rjamison 6
4 12 BYU atcrawford 5
5 16 Notre Dame PeteHoliday 4
6 16 Clemson figtide 4
7 25 Navy 13thBama 3
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9 33 Georgia BamaReturns07 2
10 42 Washington jobro31 1
11 42 Michigan Cabbie 1
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Roll 'Bama Roll USC out of the AP and Might Face More NCAA Sanctions

The AP The Coaches Poll announced today that USC, on account of their sanctions, would not be eligible for the 2011 football poll. This isn't exactly news, as it is the AP's poll's policy to remove schools on post-season bans, but what is interesting about it is one particular blog's reaction to it. In linking to the announcement, Conquest Chronicles editor Paragon SC writes: "Like this poll was ever credible.... Whoop dee do!"

This is amusing, though, on account of USC's claim of a national championship for their 2003 season, despite not even being invited to play in the BCS Title game. They claim the title because they were ranked #1 in the AP at season's end. LSU fans were not amused.

So, when the AP doesn't want them, the poll isn't credible, but when it ranks them #1, it is the gospel.

Makes about as much sense as the arguments we've heard about those poor, mistreated Trojans.

(Edit: Never mind all that. Got the two polls swapped in my head somehow. This is not nearly as entertaining as I had thought it was earlier. Although it is still mildly amusing to watch USC partisans try to downplay the poll that is actually used by the BCS.)

In more recent news, when Dillon Baxter told his little white lie about Alabama, Florida, and a few other schools, Bruins Nation speculates that they might have broken yet another NCAA Bylaw. In the interests of balance, it is worth noting that the author of the estimable Bylaw Blog doesn't think that's particularly likely. The Bylaw Blog is usually spot on, but this is a Lane Kiffin squad -- it won't be the last time the NCAA hears about the USC of the West.

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NCAA 2011 shot of the south endzone of Bryant-Denny Stadium. More stadium eye-candy at EA's NCAA Football Blog.

almost 2 years ago Elebintytimeslolcat_tiny PeteHoliday 10 comments

According to Joe Schad, USC is going to do the sensible thing and release the recruit that Kiffin very likely lied through his teeth to land. (h/t to EDSBS)

almost 2 years ago Elebintytimeslolcat_tiny PeteHoliday 17 comments

We've heard nearly endless whining from USC partisans about how expecting high-risk players to receive high-quality monitoring is unfair and bad for everyone.

This post from the Bylaw Blog posits a much less insane proposition: that the result of the ruling could be an arms race amongst top-tier Division I programs. It's an interesting read.

almost 2 years ago Elebintytimeslolcat_tiny PeteHoliday 8 comments

Roll 'Bama Roll Things Get Interesting for Mid-Majors

Countless times over the past four or five years fans of teams in BCS conferences have said something along the lines of: "Sure that mid-major team went undefeated, but they didn't play anybody," only to add, " if they played in a real conference, they'd have lost three games!"

I know it's just the Pac-10, but we're going to get a chance to see just how accurate that sentiment is when Utah officially makes their move.

The interesting thing about this is that, like it or not, it will be a referendum on mid-majors for future expansions. If, after a few years, Utah isn't in the mix for conference championships and major bowl games, the next time a major conference looks to expand, they're going to hesitate to pick up the latest, greatest, mid-major. Or, maybe, the latest, greatest mid-major will hesitate to join a major conference for fear of their success coming to a halt.

Maybe to a lesser extent, it could even impact future rankings. If Utah struggles against Pac-10 competition, pollsters may very well think twice before ranking a Boise State team with a weak Strength of Schedule in the top 10.

I'm not going to make any bold predictions, but I suspect the road to glory is going to get a little more difficult for the Utes in the coming seasons.

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Roll 'Bama Roll Another post on the USC Sanctions

As 'Bama fans, we come to learn this song and dance frighteningly well over the last two decades: our team breaks the rules, we get caught, the NCAA issues its sanctions, and we (as fans) spend the next several months shouting at anyone who will listen how unfair they are.

Conquest Chronicles is, as you might expect, following that script to the letter.

I hate to rain on the parade, but there are a few points CC, and the Stewart Mandel article they linked for support, are missing.

Comparisons to the Albert Means case

Invariably, any Southern Cal apologist who brings up the Albert Means case does so to highlight the fact that the individuals handing out cash were actual Alabama boosters while those in USC's case were supposedly not. They conveniently leave out a host of other differences, however. Those include: 

  • Alabama had a picture-perfect compliance department, while USC's was woefully under-manned and uninvolved.
  • Despite Alabama's best efforts, it had no way of knowing that Means and his coach were on the take. Among other juicy details, the NCAA infractions report puts one of Bush's coaches at a party where Bush was receiving extra benefits. (USC fans also tend to ignore the second half of "knew or should have known")
  • Alabama complied quickly and thoroughly with the NCAA investigation. The USC investigation was stalled by any number of parties and a USC coach lied to the NCAA.
  • Mandel's opinion notwithstanding, Alabama did not commit either of the two cardinal sins: Failure to Monitor or Lack of Institutional Control. USC was found to have lacked institutional control.
  • Means was not yet a player on campus, but Bush and Mayo were both being seen every day dozens of people who have the responsibility of promoting enforcement (fellow players, coaches, administrative staff).

In the balance, those differences weigh far more than whether or not someone is technically a booster. 

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A Pete Carroll to English Translation. Enjoy it before the YouTube cops take it down.

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Roll 'Bama Roll Stay Classy, Alabama

Just a brief reminder as we weight for the hammer to drop on USC today: if you remember being a fan at the beginning of 2002, it shouldn't take much prodding to remember how much being on the receiving end of this level of sanctions felt, and how irritating it was for a bunch of schools, fans, and analysts to be so schadenfreude-happy. Many of us were on edge, defensive, and mad as hell.

If you go over to USC blogs over the next few days, you will likely see a commenter or two saying bizarre things about how the Bush scandal wasn't as bad as the Albert Means scandal (and, therefore, the punishment should be less harsh) and otherwise just generally saying things that don't make a lot of sense to neutral observers.

Leave them be. No matter how irritating a few of their trollish fans have been around here the past few weeks, no matter how much you hate USC, no matter how much you want to say "see, I told you so" . . . 

There will be plenty of threads here at RBR for you to do your pointing and laughing if that's what you want to do, so unless you have kind or conciliatory words, it might be best just to avoid the commenting on the USC blogs for a while. They're going to have enough trouble dealing with their various little brothers without having to deal with other programs' d-bag fans, too.

 

As a public service, if you feel the urge to get all over some USC commenter, just watch something from the uasports channel on YouTube and see if that doesn't just make it all better.

Might I suggest:

2010 BCS National Championship - #1 Alabama vs #2 Texas (via UAsports)


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Roll 'Bama Roll Reminder regarding the 2010 SEC Schedules

(Note: Not FP'd because this topic has been somewhat beaten to death lately)

There's been something of a rash of opposing teams' fans coming out of the woodwork lately to whine about Alabama requesting a schedule change for 2010. For those idiots (and those of us who have to listen to them) remember the one argument that they won't have any coherent response for (emphasis supplied): 

Last November, after a story by The Tuscaloosa News illustrating a four-year trend in which Alabama faced more than three times as many idle-rested opponents as any other SEC school, UA Director of Athletics Mal Moore said he would seek support among his league peers for legislative changes that would rectify such imbalances. About three weeks later, Moore was successful in persuading other league athletic directors for changes when the 12-member group held a regularly-scheduled meeting at the conference's Birmingham office. 

At the time, Bloom said the vote was unanimous in approval for Moore's request.

Every single Athletic Director in the conference both a) recognized the inequity that Alabama raised and b) voted to try to alleviate that inequity. Every single one. Auburn. Tennessee. LSU. Mississippi State. Everyone else. All of them.

So if, for example, you come across a corndog crying about "favoritism", the real question they have to answer is this: if the claim is illegitimate or otherwise wrong, why did their Athletic Director -- and every other AD in the conference -- side with Coach Moore?

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Roll 'Bama Roll NCAA Ignores its own Precedent, Denies Appeal

I have argued for some time now that the issues that many fans take with the NCAA's handling of infractions cases is not an issue of a hatred for Alabama (or any other school), but of simple incompetence. Today's ruling by the NCAA's Committee on Appeals simply reinforces that fact.

In an 8-page ruling today, the CoA upheld the Committee on Infractions decision to vacate 21 football wins and a number of records from Track and Field. In so doing, they essentially ignored every point raised in Alabama's appeal (including the huge diversion from previous textbook case and vacation of wins precedent) and chalked it up to "Well, you guys were repeat offenders, so...".

The report, leaving aside for now that they ignored virtually all of Alabama's points, had several glaring factual errors or misrepresentations. The first misrepresentation is how the value of the benefit was calculated, to wit: 

the institution’s textbook distribution system allowed approximately 200 student-athletes to obtain impermissible textbooks and supplies, with a total retail value of approximately $40,000

The "retail value" of the books is a very misleading way to approach the infraction because the students were not permitted to keep the books. They were borrowed for a semester and then returned. Assigning the full retail value of the books to the use of the book for a few months is ridiculous, especially when you know that the Alabama bookstore resold the returned books for almost full price.

The second issue occurred on page two of the document . The Committee wrote: 

[T]he scope was large in that more than 200 student-athletes were involved, 22 of whom were aware that they were receiving impermissible benefits through their actions.

In fact, no evidence was ever presented that any of the students knew that they were violating NCAA rules. They knew that they were gaming the University's system, but not that that gaming was impermissible to the NCAA. 

The CoI's decision departed sharply from their penalties in any other case involving textbook improprieties or vacated wins. Their justification, which was upheld by the CoA, was that Alabama was a repeat offender. This directly contradicts the available punishment allowed by the NCAA Bylaws: 

19.5.2.3.2 Repeat-Violator Penalties. In addition to the penalties identified for a major violation, the minimum penalty for a repeat violator, subject to exceptions authorized by the Committee on Infractions on the basis of specifically stated reasons, may include any or all of the following: (Revised: 1/11/94)

Note the language: "any or all of the following". The list that follows includes post-season bans, scholarship reductions, and administrative measures like the school losing its NCAA vote. "Vacation of wins" is not one of the enhancements listed. While the bylaws do not explicitly state that no other enhancements may be used, the conspicuous absence of the common language "may include, but is not limited to" suggests, as Alabama raised in its appeal, that the vacation of wins is an inappropriate enhancement.

At the end of the day, what the Committee on Appeals writes is law and is going to be the law for future cases going forward (assuming they decide to follow the precedent). In my view, this case represents a significant broadening of the allowable enhancements for "repeat violator" status and a significant narrowing of the "abuse of discretion" requirement in the standard of review.

While it was already becoming more difficult to appeal a CoI decision, this case raises the bar for what an institution will need to show to reach the "abuse of discretion" level. If the NCAA comes down hard on USC, it will be much harder for those penalties to be appealed now that errors like those made in the CoI's decision no longer qualifie as "abuses of discretion."

All told, this appeal played out very similarly to the 2002 appeal case where it appeared that the NCAA didn't even read Alabama's appeal, but if we're going to be honest, "vacation of wins" is a blip on the radar. Like it or not, this chapter is closed and 21 historical wins are now considered losses.

It sucks, but more important things are in store: namely, our hunt for our 14th national championship. 

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Roll 'Bama Roll Florida Cuts Two to Make Scholarship Cap

According to a tweet today by Palm Beach Post writer Ben Volin, the Florida Gators were two scholarships over the 85-player cap as of National Signing Day this year. Ignoring the question of how Volin knew this (or "calculated" it) for now, it's worth noting that two players were allegedly cut, to make the cap. One of them, defensive tackle Gary Brown, had some legal trouble last year and the other, defensive tackle Edwin Herbert, was a JuCo transfer who didn't make any meaningful contributions on the field last year.

It stands to reason that, had it not been for Meyer engaging in the dreaded "over-signing", these two humble student athletes would still have their scholarships. 

This case illustrates the fact that quality coaches are always going to have a plan for making it under the cap. There is little doubt that Meyer would've kept these guys if he could. Florida, like most other major football programs, budgets to give out 85 scholarships every year, and it really does them very little good to save the money. If the player is not causing problems and there is even an outside shot he could turn into a contributor, you might as well keep him around. The limit changes that, though, because once you hit the cap, those guys who might turn into something by their senior year are keeping you from having the younger kids who could be something right away or in a year or two with a couple left on scholarship.

Meyer had a plan. Pursue a certain number of players and, depending on how many of them he got, some cuts might have to be made. It would have been suicide for him to offer a single scholarship before he had a prioritized list of which players were on the chopping block and how many commits he'd need before he had to start throwing off dead weight. 

As has been true throughout this over-signing debate, the math is immutable: if the limit is 85 and your current roster plus the new scholarships you promise exceeds that number, someone has to get cut. The faulty reasoning, however, is in assuming that cutting a player is somehow immoral or unacceptable.

The idea that a player is owed 5 years worth of free tuition and a spot on a roster because he, at one point, signed a letter of intent is laughable, and this is an example of how stories like this should play out: a few relatively unsurprising roster moves drawing little in the way of commentary or righteous indignation. 

Brown and Herbert might have gotten five full years of free education, but they got more than most folks get and, just like with Academic scholarships, these grants don't come no-strings-attached. 

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Vote for Lane Kiffin in Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive contest. Yes, it's juvenile. No, I don't care. (HT: Her Loyal Sons)

about 2 years ago Elebintytimeslolcat_tiny PeteHoliday 12 comments

Roll 'Bama Roll NCAA Balks on Head-Coach-in-Waiting Rule

On Saturday afternoon, a 3-year-old Atlanta girl fell through the floor of the apartment where her family lived. In response, the city inspected that apartment building and numerous others owned by the same person, finding code violations that resulted in the condemnation of ten apartment buildings -- including the one where the incident took place. 

City inspectors learned of a possible issue, identified it as a problem, and acted quickly to correct it. What does that have to do with the NCAA?

A competitive advantage was being gained by some schools; a person set to be the head coach was able to take more visits than a head coach is typically allowed. It has become a recent trend in which a school designates an assistant coach as their next head coach before the current one has even made definitive plans to step down. The actual practice has been limited to a small handful of schools, but it was becoming quite popular and well-publicized. The NCAA, as the city did in the earlier story, recognized that there could be an issue.

The NCAA investigated and discovered that this was allowing virtually all of the recruiting benefits of sending a head coach on the road without any of the limitations usually applied to such visits. As in the story, they identified the potential issue as an actual problem. 

In January, the NCAA sensibly imposed the same visit limitations on head-coaches-in-waiting that are applied to actual head coaches. As in the example, the NCAA acted to correct the problem that they had found.

The key difference is in what came next. 

Texas and Maryland complained to the NCAA, likely alleging that the new rule was unfair. Apparently it is unfair to take away an unfair advantage without giving the impacted schools enough time to find a new unfair advantage to exploit. The average person might look at this complaint and say "Tough cookies, deal with it."

The NCAA lacks the institutional cajones to actually do that.

Instead, they gave Texas and Maryland an exemption from the rule for one year. That's right: they gave the only two teams currently benefitting from the practice a monopoly on the benefit that the rule was trying to prevent. Nobody else can name a head-coach-in-waiting and gain the benefits, but the rule doesn't apply to these two schools until this time next year.

This is an example of the reason why it is difficult to take the pointed-haired bosses in Indianapolis seriously. They identified a problem and quickly acted to ensure that those taking advantage of it . . . wouldn't have any competition.

You can't blame Texas or Maryland for this, of course, they have to advocate for their own interests, but it is difficult to justify calling this decision anything but  myopic.

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Roll 'Bama Roll Michigan's NCAA Troubles

I know that the NCAA Committee on Infractions isn't a well-regarded institution around these parts, but I think that they probably get a little more hate than they deserve.

For starters we have to recognize that the COI does not write the rules. We also have to recognize that their job is a difficult one and they probably don't have the man-power or jurisdiction that they need to really do it perfectly. You can go back quite a ways and find that there have been no great affronts to the Alabama nation from the NCAA -- when all was said and done, the punishments we've gotten have been reasonably proportionate to the wrongs committed.  

With that in mind, it's worth taking a look at the Michigan scandal. 

First, understand that of the five infractions, some of them do seem minor. And if you're looking to make excuses (ahem, Dr. Saturday), they should be easy to come by. In a world as opaque as Division I college football, it will always be easy to suggest that everyone else is guilty, too. You could also blame the busy-body reporter that found the violations. None of those courses of action validate Michigan's behavior, though, they just serve as distractions.

So what'd UMich (allegedly) do? Here's a brief summary:

 

  • They required players to participate in as many as five hours of football activities per day. The limit is four hours. "Psh, one hour a day? Big freakin deal.", right? Not so fast. If those are your hours, you probably care. You probably also care if Michigan is an opponent. For every 100 hours of daily workouts you get, Michigan was getting as much as 125. 
  • A graduate assistant lied to the NCAA during the course of their investigation.
  • Michigan hired coaches, called them something else and then had them do things that coaches weren't allowed to do, like supervise "optional" workouts. 
  • Most damningly, they let all of this happen and weren't really paying attention to it or keeping their paperwork in order.

 

As infractions go, this isn't buying recruits or letting players live in mansions for free, granted. But it is a serious case of "where there's smoke, there's probably fire." Yes, sure, these are "technicalities" but remember what technicalities are: they're rules.

Even aside from the competitive advantage that sneaking practice hours gets you (in Michigan's case, I guess the answer to that appears to be "very little") we have to recognize that being a student athlete, especially in the modern era of graduation rate requirements, is a difficult job, and allowing coaches to take hours here and there just makes it worse.

If the NCAA's mission is to protect the student athlete, this is one of the most legitimate infractions cases they've pursued in quite some time because, in a very real sense, they're protecting athletes (at Michigan and everywhere else) from "practice creep" where the 4 hour-a-day limit morphs into four-and-a-half, and then into five, and the only option the athlete has is to just grin and bear it because you know there's some hot-shot freshman who's just dying to get on the field. 

The bottom line is that the rules are the rules, and if the limit is four hours a day, a coach with competence and integrity would ensure that his workouts didn't exceed that limit. It'll be interesting to see how this and the USC cases play out. 

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Conquest Chronicles The NCAA Through Crimson-Colored Glasses

Bumped - This an awesome read from our Friend Pete Holiday from SBN's Roll 'Bama Roll. Thanks Pete! P

Understandably, much of USC-centric writing over the past few weeks has been focused on this week's meeting of the NCAA Committee on Infractions in which they will attempt to determine what sanctions, if any, the Trojans should receive for the alleged improprieties. There has also been talk of various other major infractions over the past decade and their punishments. Alabama (my Alma Mater) has been stared at long and hard by the NCAA as well, and since comparisons have been made to the most recent set of infractions as well as those from 2002, I thought I'd add a little bit of background from those as fodder for the discussion.

I'm going to attempt to avoid direct comparisons or predictions, partially because I haven't been following the case very closely, but also because it is almost impossible for an outsider to get a good read on what the NCAA has heard and is going to hear until they release their findings. That disclaimer out of the way . . . onward:

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Just to head this off at the pass, the wording on the bottom of the USA Today poll listings "The AFCA prohibits coaches from voting for schools on major NCAA probation." -- is somewhat sloppily worded. That's not the text of the rule, it's a short-hand explanation of a rule. The actual rule does not refer to probation, but to post-season bans.

over 2 years ago Elebintytimeslolcat_tiny PeteHoliday 11 comments

Roll 'Bama Roll Breaking: Clay Travis Still Hates Alabama

This afternoon, Clay Travis penned a thousand-word epistle over at FanHouse on the travesty being wrought on the educational system of the United States -- and the reputation of the entire Southeast -- by a reprehensible and abhorrent decision made by the University of Alabama this week.

Mr. Travis -- who you may remember as the ultra-classy "journalist" who used SEC Media Days as an opportunity to question Tim Tebow about his sex life -- is, apparently, incensed that classes will not be held from January 6-8 at The Capstone on account of the BCS National Championship Game.

When I read the piece, I knew it warranted a response, but my mind was swimming. Should I point out the ridiculously flawed logic of linking the number of statewide degree-holders to three days of class at one of the state's many universities?

Should I marvel at the fact that, apparently, Mr. Travis believes that babies today come out of the womb not only capable of running, but of running a 40-yard dash in 4.4 seconds?

What of the assertion that, somehow, a degree from Vanderbilt is worth less because classes aren't being held for a couple of days in January at a university hundreds of miles away?

Should I point out the absolute lack of analysis as to the number of days of class at Alabama and how that compares to other schools and whether or not these three days amount to a hill of beans in all that? Or maybe the fact that these three days fall squarely in the middle of the add/drop period and, therefore, won't prevent anyone from modifying their schedule?

I could also discuss how Alabama's football graduation rate is one of the best in the SEC and if the football team can graduate at that rate despite missing some class for games, that it's probably not such a huge deal to other students, either. Or note that UT's football graduation rate is more than 14% lower and talk about that age-old adage of glass houses.

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Maybe I should point out to Mr. Travis that his sainted alma mater doesn't start class until the 13th of January (more than a week after Alabama) and only finishes finals a few days ahead. 

No. While the list of patently absurd claims, generalizations, and crimes against statistics goes on, I realized that I was really giving Travis's ranty screed far, far too much credit.

The bottom line, as it turns out, is that this has nothing to do with some sort of educational or moral imperative to have class on January 6th, 7th, or 8th. It's not about some "message" that the University is allegedly sending.

Not a single person is harmed by a school taking a few days off to celebrate the accomplishments of the football team. Or our former presidents. Or Martin Luther King. Or the pilgrims and Indians. Or Casimir Pulaski. Professors who feel wronged will simply assign work for the extra days off. Students are not being prohibited from studying on those days, they're simply being excused from classes so that they can celebrate something most students over the past two decades at Alabama haven't gotten a chance to see . . . it might as well be a blizzard.

Coming as a surprise to absolutely nobody, though, is that Mr. Travis doesn't have any relevant data. He doesn't have any solid arguments. All he has is a bunch of outrage over . . . some slight modifications to an academic calendar.

Really, Clay, cry us a river already.

His article is a perfect example of a blogger with a bias, a bullhorn, and a soapbox to shout from who simply cannot stand the fact that a school he hates will be playing for a BCS title.

It's an object lesson in class warfare. He can't stand the fact that some trust-fund babies are going to get an all-expense paid trip to a far-off and glamorous destination and get to party for an extended weekend on their parent's dime.

It's a classic illustration of a self-loathing southerner looking for any excuse to help tear down an entire region of the country in the name of defending it.

We're not talking about some earth-shattering, ground-breaking administrative decision here. It's half a week of classes out of 4 years of schooling, given during a time of the year when classes and schedules are still being formed and a healthy number of other universities still have yet to return to class after winter break.

It's not a referendum on education vs. athletics. It's not a prohibition on learning. It's not a scaling back of the academic goals of the students, professors, or university at large. It's just a school he hates celebrating success he wishes they didn't have.

And his article is just another delusional, ignorant fan, blinded by rivalry, attempting to make a mountain out of a molehill.

Or, as we would say in Alabama: goin' off half cocked and squealin' like a stuck pig.

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Saban got Coach of the Year honors while McClain and Ingram got Offensive and Defensive Player of the Year honors, respectively. Javier Arenas was selected on the first and second team in different positions (DB and all-purpose, respectively).

Tiffin, Johnson, Barron and Cody also made the first team. Carpenter and Peek found themselves on the second team. That brings the total number All SEC spots awarded to Alabama to 10, tying Florida (we had one more first team, they had one more second team). Only one other squad (Georgia) had more than 5 total selections.

Also, for those scoring at home, The Best Tailback In The State was awarded a spot on the second team, while Mark Ingram was a unanimous first-team selection.

over 2 years ago Elebintytimeslolcat_tiny PeteHoliday 29 comments