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Phil Hatzenbuehler

  • joined Feb 12, 2008
  • last login Aug 29, 2014
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Former full time commenter.

Now, full time lurker, part time commenter.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Seattle Mariners
  • NFL Seattle Seahawks
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Is "wearing a neck-roll" a euphemism for meth?
Commented on Seahawks Roster Prediction 2014: Danny Kelly's Final Version on Aug 29 2014, 2:34p - 1 reply
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Commented on Seahawks Roster Prediction 2014: Danny Kelly's Final Version on Aug 29 2014, 2:24p
Jeanpierre looked shaky as hell last night.
Commented on Seahawks Roster Prediction 2014: Danny Kelly's Final Version on Aug 29 2014, 2:18p - 3 replies
"The Tip" has a whole new meaning in Seattle.
Commented on 'Sports Illustrated' cover features Kaepernick's abs, Russell Wilson's penis on Aug 27 2014, 1:57p
The ball is turning into a fat bald guy.
Commented on Apparently you can block people into the sky in the new Madden game on Aug 27 2014, 1:27p
I think he's referring to Daniel Kelly, not BJ Daniels.
Commented on Seahawks Roster Cuts 2014: Seattle announces release of 8 players on Aug 25 2014, 3:34p - 1 reply
Russell Wilson
Posted on Aug 18 2014, 6:29p
The seam play to Miller for 37 yards
Commented on Seahawks Replay Booth: Percy Harvin's important role in the Seattle offense on Aug 18 2014, 4:12p
My mom and brother are both diehard 49ers fans.
Commented on Field Gulls Football Snapshot #6: Opposing sides on Aug 18 2014, 2:11p - 1 reply
I can't believe I forgot the legendary Pickett.
Commented on I love you, Pro Football Reference on Aug 13 2014, 1:00p
Hornung scored 176 points in 1960, which I believe was the record until LaDainian Tomlinson broke it in 2006.
Commented on I love you, Pro Football Reference on Aug 6 2014, 12:59a - 1 reply
Thanks! I love doing these posts.
Commented on I love you, Pro Football Reference on Aug 5 2014, 6:31p
It's very, very subjective, which bothers me.
Commented on I love you, Pro Football Reference on Aug 5 2014, 10:29a - 1 reply
This is how he got the story to Rolling Stone:
Commented on Which QB Will Win the Game of Throws? | Rolling Stone on Aug 4 2014, 6:09p - 1 reply
My impression is that "superstar" DT's and NT's (if there is such a thing) tend to seem vastly overrated.
Commented on I love you, Pro Football Reference on Aug 4 2014, 5:41p
I forgot to mention that if you apply Luckman's 13.6% TD%
Commented on I love you, Pro Football Reference on Aug 4 2014, 4:19p
Fax machine troubles?
Commented on NFL roster cutdown dates, preseason calendar on Aug 4 2014, 4:17p
I love you, Pro Football Reference
Posted on Aug 4 2014, 3:51p
He was in Star Trek: Nemesis, you heartless bastard.
Commented on Marshawn Lynch to report to training camp, is a national treasure on Aug 1 2014, 11:03a
Nah his attempt at a block in the back came several strides before the defender dove at Lynch.
Commented on Marshawn Lynch reports to training camp after Seahawks rework his deal on Jul 31 2014, 4:39p
/warren moon scream
Commented on Marshawn Lynch reports to training camp after Seahawks rework his deal on Jul 31 2014, 4:28p - 2 replies
YES.
Commented on Marshawn Lynch reports to training camp after Seahawks rework his deal on Jul 31 2014, 3:54p
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Commented on Marshawn Lynch reports to training camp after Seahawks rework his deal on Jul 31 2014, 3:50p - 3 replies
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Commented on Marshawn Lynch reports to training camp after Seahawks rework his deal on Jul 31 2014, 3:47p - 1 reply
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Commented on Marshawn Lynch reports to training camp after Seahawks rework his deal on Jul 31 2014, 3:45p
With their lead singer P Hat.
Commented on Russell Wilson is better than Andrew Luck, and I have the non-height-based evidence to prove it. on Jul 31 2014, 12:42p - 1 reply
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Commented on Russell Wilson is better than Andrew Luck, and I have the non-height-based evidence to prove it. on Jul 31 2014, 11:30a
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