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Phil Hatzenbuehler

  • joined Feb 12, 2008
  • last login Jul 22, 2014
  • posts 198
  • comments 16757

Former full time commenter.

Now, full time lurker, part time commenter.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Seattle Mariners
  • NFL Seattle Seahawks
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OTFPOTD: 11/7/2008 I Hate Leaf Blowers Edition

Leaf blowers are the worst invention to ever grace this planet. Whoever invented them should be strapped to a chair in a tiny room with hard surfaces everywhere so the sound bounces around and...

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Screenname Origin

I saw this over at Halos Heaven, and thought it was an interesting idea for a FanPost. What I'd like to know is how you came up with your screenname. Some are pretty obvious (Graham, Matthew,...

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Goth-Topic FanPost of the Day

Soo...in just three short days the Rock Band 2 bundle finally drops. The game itself has been out for over a month now, so I've been tortured by YouTube videos of people rocking out, and seeing...

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Grand Moff-Topic Post of the Day

Did I just reveal my nerdiness there? I hope so not. Let's take a breeze through the news today. Rotten Tomatoes doesn't like Body of Lies, nor does it like City of Ember. Tampa schools don't like...

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Video Preview: Week 5

Since Scruffy is without internet this week, I'll be posting the Video Preview. And it sure is nice to be back from that bye-week. Everyone seems to be talking about how beating the Giants is an...

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Off-Topical Thunder

It's Friday. What could be better than that, you ask? Well, my friend just bought Rock Band 2, so I'm going over to his house to belt out some "Master Exploder". I DO NOT NEED...A MICROPHONE...MY...

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Off-Topical Punch

Ah, the Thursday before a long 3-day weekend. Today's going to draaaaag on isn't it? Here're some off-topic questions: What are you going to do over Labor Day weekend? Are you more excited for...

For Graham.

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For Graham.

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Video Preview - Preseason Week 2

After a solid victory last week the Seahawks are a little banged up, so it's probably not going to be a victory. Oh well, it's just the preseason. On to the videos! This year, even though...

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Video Preview - Preseason Week 1

I hope Scruffy and Christian don't mind, but I think we need to kick off this season with a video preview. You guys won't be able to embed videos in the comments, but you can still post the links...

One of my favorite all-time commercials.

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One of my favorite all-time commercials.

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Ah, summer...

Finally, FINALLY, summer arrives this weekend. Temperatures down here in Portland are going to be pushing 100 degrees, and it looks like all you Seattleites will be enjoying near-90 degree...

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I didn't even know this was possible...

Bronson Arroyo had a negative gamescore (Bill James' gamescore) for his pitching performance yesterday. I honestly thought that was impossible. His line: IP: 1 H: 11 R: 10 ER: 10 BB: 1 K: 1 H...

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Matt Ryan stands to become the richest athlete EVER.

Just check out ESPN.com's feed to my Google page from today: via i72.photobucket.com   Random 75 word fact o' the day: Math rock is a rhythmically complex, guitar-based style of...

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The greatest day in the history of the world

Grand Theft Auto IV is released today. I put down my preorder on this puppy a couple of months ago, and if I could've skipped work today to play it, I would have. Unfortunately I had too much going...

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Early Season Stats: How I Learned to Stop Caring and Love Small Sample Sizes

Since the 2008 season is almost a month old now, I thought I'd take a stroll through Baseball Reference's 2008 leader boards to see if I could find some interesting things. 1. Albert Pujols has 27...

This guy is my new hero.

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This guy is my new hero.

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Whither groundballs, Felix?

The 2008 season is still new, but taking a peek at Felix’s statistics over at FanGraphs you can see that his groundball rate is down a good bit so far this year, as his his strikeout rate....

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Rocky Bernard, I can quit you.

According to the Seattle Times, Rocky Bernard has been arrested for domestic violence. I sure hope that this turns out to not be the case because, well, I love Rocky and I love the Shakedown....

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Portland Beavers opening day

A few friends and I are planning on heading out for the Portland Beavers opening night game. Are any Portland-area LL'ers interested in going? The game is at PGE Park on April 3rd. Game time is...

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Portland area LLers?

Anybody down for some minor league baseball? The Beavers are taking on the Rainiers over the Independence Day weekend. Friday's game is a 7:05 start, and Saturday and Sunday's games are 2:05...

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Ichiro's struggles examined

Here's an interesting take on Ichiro's struggles this spring:http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/article/ichiro-struggles/

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LL Softball/Baseball?

There's been some discussion in the football thread about getting a softball/baseball game together. The two dates that have been thrown out are April 12th and April 26th. Both days are home games...

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Heavy Balls

Baseball Player Complains of Heavy Balls Sebastian CobbVIENNA (AP) - After a difficult year defensively, Seattle Mariners left-fielder Raul Ibanez appeared before the International Committee on...

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The Unofficial New SBN Format Diary

I wanted to set this up to get all the questions/concerns about the new SBN format out of the Blarch Badness diary.Here are some concerns I have: Hitting 'c' on my keyboard doesn't seem to cycle...

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New favorite beer

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Xbox baseball game?

I got an Xbox 360 for Christmas and I'm looking for the best baseball game to buy. I have MLB 2005 for the PS2 and I'm not very impressed by that game.The 2K series is supposed to be good, right?G...

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Pack fans

You guys have been awesome. Respectful, never trolling, knowledgeable, fun...NFC North fans must be the best, because like Chad and all the Bears fans who showed up on this site before you things...

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How is babby formed?

This internet meme is new to me, so you can skip this if you've seen it before. Yahoo Answers is a source of constant hilarity, but this takes the cake.Of course the good folks over at Something...

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Game Day Open Thread - Wild Card Playoffs: New York at Tampa Bay and Tennessee at San Diego

Unstoppable? Eli Manning is.Old? Jeff Garcia is.Oh, and Frank Caliendo sucks.                                                                                                                        ...

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