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"Rapid" Reaction - Rockies 3, Phillies 1

For varying degrees of rapid, that is.

HASHTAGWEEDJOKES - Rockies 12, Phillies 1

I don't actually know any good weedjokes, but if I did, this would be 1,000 words of weedjokes. Because this game sucked.

Jimmy Strolls 'em Off: Phillies 5, Marlins 4

Jimmy Rollins came through huge in the tenth with a home run and a well-placed expletive to bring the Phillies home victors in the middle game against Miami.

Phillies Game Recap: Rangers 4, Phillies 3

Light's On Papelbon can fuck off.

2014 The Good Phight Over-Under Events

Sorry for the delay, folks. Apparently even SPACE COMPUTER can forget things. Yet here we are: the 2014 edition of The Good Phight's Annual Over-Under Contest and Chili Cookoff*.

The Good Phight's 2013 Over-Under-Never Results

With the help of SPACE COMPUTER, I have finally gotten my procrastinating self in gear to bring you last year's Over-Under-Never Results.

2014 Previews - Oh God Why Did I Choose Papelbon

This probably seemed like a good idea at the time. Philly's $58 dollar man is back for another round of woeful autoilluminated riverdance, but maybe we can find a bright light in that tunnel of shame.

2014 Phillies Player Preview: Cody Asche

He's not Mike Schmidt. But he's also not Mike Young.

2008 WS Five Year Anniversary Revisit: I Was There

I was there for five and a half innings, anyway.

Issue Number One: Crappy Infielders

ISSUE NUMBER TWO: Pete Orr, Michael Martinez, Steven LeRud and Steve Susdorf.

Ye Olde Thyme Base Ball Pictographs

In which the New York Public Library unleashes a truly awesome archive.

Phillies News: Michael Martinez. Why.

Michael Martinez, sadly, is back.

Phillies 2013 Exit Interviews - Chad Durbinplayrun

Apparently not satisfied without a Chad in the bullpen, Ruben Amaro Jr. signed Chad Chad Durbin last offseason to provide a veteran presence or some bullshit like that.

Penultimate Papelbon: Phillies 5, Paps 3, Braves 1

The Phillies managed to spoil the Braves home field chances in the playoffs by clinging to a one run victory.

Penultimate Suck - Mets 5, Phillies 4

The Phillies took an early lead, but the wheels fell off during a rainstorm, clinching the loss in the final home series of the season.

Chooch's Art of War - Phillies 5, Nationals 4

Score more runs than your opponent, and you'll generally come away with the win. No matter how hard your closer tries.

Leave the Lights On - Phillies 9, Cubs 8

After the previous two weeks' offensive futility, the Phillies pounded out nine runs en route to a convincing victory over the Cubs.

Rapid Reaction - Phillies 9, Cubs 8

Despite Lights On Papelbon's best efforts, the Phillies hung on to a streak-snapping win.

Alaskan Ace: Curt Schilling

Curt Schilling is a former Alaskan.

Stolen Thunder - Where Have All The Steals Gone?

The Phillies have spent the last seven seasons at the peak of MLB's stolen base efficiency charts, including a record-breaking 2007. Yet this year they're firmly in the middle of the pack. What happened?

Fife and Drum Corps - Phillies 1, Dodgers 6

The Dodgers walked all over the Phillies, securing a 3-1 series win. Phooey.

Brewers > Phillies: 4 > 3

The Phillies lost because of simple math.

Crisis on Infinite Earths - Brewers 8, Phillies 5

The Phillies lost to Milwaukee behind a rather plebian performance by Cole Hamels and holy shit guys Dom Brown is for real.

Toolbagged - Phillies 0, Reds A Whole Bunch

The Phillies got the shit kicked out of them by "Charles" Bronson Arroyo. Then things went downhill.

Tyler Cloyd and Nobody Else - D-backs 3, Phils 2

Last night's game sucked. This one started out with such promise. But it sucked worse. Hard to believe.

OOTP Baseball 14 Reviewed: A Phillies' Perspective

A review of Out of the Park Baseball 14, an incredibly in-depth baseball management simulation and oh God I'm such a nerd.

The Bottom of a Fifth - D-Backs 2, Phillies 1

The Phillies lose in mundanely bad fashion to the #GodBacks.

The San Francisco Treat: Phillies 6, Giants 2

The Phillies top the Giants 6-2 behind a strong outing from Kyle Kendrick, and solid performances from Chase Utley and Ryan Howard.

Happy Birthday Larry - Phillies 6, Giants 2

The Phillies celebrate Larry Andersen's birthday with a convincing 6-2 over the San Francisco Giants.

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