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My father was a relentlessly self improving belingerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute with webbed feet. My father would womanize. He would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy; the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons, and in the spring, we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of 18, I went off to pigskin medical school. At 25 I took up tap dancing. I wanted to be a quadruple threat. You know: acting, dancing, football procrastinating…

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Oz's...
Commented on Mile High Report Mailbag: Barren Dysert Edition on Aug 23 2014, 12:54a - 3 replies
I'm equally at awe at the antipathy...
Commented on Mile High Report Mailbag: Barren Dysert Edition on Aug 22 2014, 10:27p
for Demaryius Thomas
Voted on Aug 22 2014, 3:54p
for Yes
Voted on Aug 14 2014, 10:33a
Sounds like Boyett...
Commented on Danny Trevathan: What needs to be replaced? on Aug 13 2014, 5:10p
for Lamin Barrow
Voted on Aug 13 2014, 2:56p
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Commented on Danny Trevathan injury: Preliminary tests encouraging, according to report on Aug 12 2014, 2:11p - 1 reply
for I don't like it
Voted on Aug 12 2014, 1:01p
for Denver Broncos
Voted on Aug 11 2014, 10:49p
That's a pretty tiny sample size.
Commented on Denver Broncos Roster: Projecting the final 53 after the Seahawks game on Aug 9 2014, 12:51p - 1 reply
When?
Commented on Denver Broncos Roster: Projecting the final 53 after the Seahawks game on Aug 9 2014, 12:28a - 1 reply
Health, not skill, derailed Torain.
Commented on Denver Broncos Roster: Projecting the final 53 after the Seahawks game on Aug 8 2014, 11:15p - 1 reply
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Commented on Denver Broncos Roster: Projecting the final 53 after the Seahawks game on Aug 8 2014, 8:08p
I take back my apology to Hillman, then.
Commented on Denver Broncos Roster: Projecting the final 53 after the Seahawks game on Aug 8 2014, 8:01p - 1 reply
There's an interesting story...
Commented on Broncos preseason 2014: Brock Osweiler yields high praise for Seahawks performance on Aug 8 2014, 6:25p - 1 reply
That...
Commented on Broncos preseason 2014: Brock Osweiler yields high praise for Seahawks performance on Aug 8 2014, 4:57p - 1 reply
for C
Voted on Aug 8 2014, 3:28p
As a consistent hater...
Commented on Over Oz-related Overreactions & Overly Optimistic Observations on Aug 8 2014, 12:19p - 1 reply
for Average
Voted on Aug 8 2014, 11:08a
for The rookies
Voted on Aug 7 2014, 5:40p
I guess I shouldn't have commented based on a head-line
Commented on Denver Broncos should sit their starters against Seattle on Aug 6 2014, 4:20p - 1 reply
Rec'd with a vengeance.
Commented on Denver Broncos should sit their starters against Seattle on Aug 6 2014, 4:17p - 1 reply
for NFL Network rebroadcast
Voted on Aug 6 2014, 3:05p
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Commented on Worth the Investment - Cody Latimer on Aug 6 2014, 3:02p - 2 replies
True that.
Commented on All Things In Wisdom and Prudence on Aug 6 2014, 12:13a
It'll get done.
Commented on Is the Thomas clock ticking or is that just my patience running thin? on Aug 6 2014, 12:06a
Funny but true.
Commented on Broncos training camp 2014: Kaptain's log for Monday, Day 12 on Aug 5 2014, 11:00p - 1 reply
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Commented on Broncos training camp 2014: Kaptain's log for Monday, Day 12 on Aug 5 2014, 12:55p - 2 replies
I just hope...
Commented on Broncos training camp 2014: Kaptain's log for Monday, Day 12 on Aug 4 2014, 9:10p - 2 replies
I haven't seen a single snap.
Commented on An early Broncos depth chart projection, one week into training camp on Aug 1 2014, 11:31a - 4 replies
for DT Sylvester Williams
Voted on Aug 1 2014, 2:09a
Another rough day for Roby, apparently.
Commented on Broncos 2014 training camp - Kaptain's Log for Monday, July 28 on Jul 28 2014, 5:09p - 2 replies
No Subject
Commented on Broncos 2014 training camp: A flurry of touchdowns on Day Four on Jul 28 2014, 12:15a
If Malik Jackson continues...
Commented on Broncos training camp: Live blog, day three on Jul 26 2014, 10:54p
Gotta agree on the pads.
Commented on Broncos training camp: Live blog, day two on Jul 25 2014, 4:12p - 1 reply
You didn't think he took over the AFC Championship game?
Commented on EA Sports Madden 15 Top 5 receivers.... Where's Demaryius Thomas on Jul 25 2014, 1:56p - 3 replies
for T.J. Ward
Voted on Jul 25 2014, 12:50p
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