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PlantingaFan

  • joined Apr 10, 2010
  • last login Aug 30, 2014
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Professor of philosophy, MMA enthusiast

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  • MLB Boston Red Sox
  • MMA Jon Jones, Lyoto Machida, Fedor, Nick Diaz, Scott Smith
  • Boxing Pac-Man, Hearns, Tyson
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Ronda Rousey to Star in Second Karate Kid Remake (SATIRE)

UFC women's bantamweight queen, Ronda Rousey, has once again scored a starring role in a major motion picture, this time a remake of The Karate Kid. "We feel like the 2010 Karate Kid starring...

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Georges St-Pierre Opens Mall, Possibly Retires

QUEBEC CITY, CANADA--In a move that shocked the MMA world, UFC welterweight champion Georges St-Pierre today announced the opening of the new Quebec City mall, Les Galeries de la Capitale, as well...

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After Disappointing UFC 159, Dana White cuts 14,000 Fans

In a move that many observers saw coming, President of the UFC, Dana White, has cut 14,000 people from the ranks of the UFC's fans. "After a string of disappointing performances," said White,...

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What Eric Prindle Was Thinking When He Wrecked Thiago Santos's Nutsack

Below I present to you a series of letters between Eric Prindle and his wife, Marjorie. It bears a striking resemblance to letters sent home by Civil War soldiers, as presented by Ken Burns in his...

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The Bloody Elbow Tournament of Trauma, Part 2: Get Knocked Out, or Get Knocked Out Trying!

MMA, like every other sport, attracts its share of obsessives. We wonder, "who has the best striking?", "who has the best ground game?", and of course, "who’s the GOAT?" But one topic that hasn’t...

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The Bloody Elbow Tournament of Trauma: Eight Men Enter, No Men Leave! (PART 1)

  Before Deadliest Warrior showed us who would win in a fight between Jack the Ripper and General Petraeus, the only way we could determine the outcome of a fight between people of competing styles...

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POLL: What Will Tito's Post-Fight Excuse Be?

What will Tito Ortiz’s post-fight excuse be after he loses to Bader this Saturday?   1. “I couldn’t concentrate during the first two rounds because I’ve been dealing with a pretty bad haunting. I’m...

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Post-Fight Breakdown with Fab Werdum

I’m a fairly well-connected member of the MMA media community, so I wasn’t the least bit surprised when I walked past Fabricio Werdum last night on the streets of Dallas. Fabricio was lying flat on...

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Exclusive imaginary interview with MMA judges Nelson Hamilton and Douglas Crosby

I’m a fairly well-connected person in the MMA world, so I wasn’t surprised when I recently received a pair of emails from MMA judges Nelson Hamilton and Douglas Crosby protesting the coverage of...

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EXCLUSIVE (made-up) Interview with Nick Diaz!

Recently, I was in the LaBrea Tar Pits museum, and I saw the skeleton of an ancestral California condor. Noticing the similarity between its posture Hellacious California Condor skeleton (via D...

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UFC Purchases Strikeforce: I, for One, Welcome Our New MMA Overlords

I, cautiously, think the UFC's purchase of Strikeforce is, overall, a good thing for MMA, at least in the medium- and long-term. Here's why: 1. The UFC product on display improves: The level of...

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