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I'm creating this for one reason and one reason only: declaration of Warde's idiocy. The Mars Volta produced one 5-star album and two 3.5 to 4 star albums in a single fucking decade, you...

J.R. Smith dunk on Gary Neal - Spurs @ Nuggets 12/16/10 (via huff99)     Same cat who is responsible for this gem:   Gary Neal high fives imaginary teammates (12.05.2010) (via jaythebadkid) ...

In case you aren't on Twitter (don't call it a comeback, etc.), here are some excerpts of what Jon Heyman did all day yesterday and part of this morning: run interference for DA CAPTAIN. It's very...

"I know this is kind of a funny question for you to ask me. But my daughter introduced me to rap and hip-hop music after I said some things that she thought were not very smart. She said, 'Dad,...

via i1203.photobucket.com Per Stacy Long: A quick review of what Beckham did -- a home run, a triple, two singles, a flyout, a walk and an oh-my-goodness baserunning mistake. Read Long's post...

From your local convenience store. "This is being marketed to police, other groups," said Marilyn A. Huestis, chemistry and drug metabolism chief at the National Institute on Drug Abuse. "You have...

This is that dope-on-dope, smoke but don't choke onIt's the shit, clearly blunt junkies have been known to croakUnless them toke of it's, THE BOOOOOOMB!For those who think life is unfair'cause I...

Are we evil?   So many have leaped at the throat of the SPs lately. Racist accusations, homophobic accusations. They've even started to dismantle the gilded armor of our ArchPig sternfan1. Thus,...

OMG RUN! God bless you workin on a plan to heavenfollow the Lord all 24/7 daysGod is who we praise even though the devils all up in my face.He keepin me safe and in my placesay grace to the...

The fuck is with this manual draft order? 8th?? You cocksucker.   EL PINGO EL PINGO EL PINGO EL PINGO EL PINGO EL PINGO EL PINGO EL PINGO EL PINGO EL PINGO EL PINGO EL PINGO EL...

A copy of the report I submitted to Andrew Friedman, written in Comic Sans...Last night, the Stone Crabs' second baseman was a catastrophe. Like most of the other Crabs, he did jack and shit at the...

Hi Allen,While I find Hosmer, Melville Cole and a handful of other players you constantly pound the drums for you have neverwritten a profile on Brett.Brett also strted as a freshman at Rutherford...

"I couldn’t wait to be a Buccaneer," McCoy said. "I grew up as a [Buccaneer] fan. I know a lot about the history of the team, and I’m glad that I could come here to help and do what I can."I...

I don't have any facts, data, or anything to corroborate the following statement, but I'll do this the MSM way and bold it for its emphatic veracity:   THE HIGH SPEED RAIL WILL MAKE A SIGNIFICANT...

[Doug] Williams has been impressed with Freeman's development, and said that he sees a gunslinger of a quarterback when he watches Freeman in practice. Morris said that is what the Buccaneers...

The A-team did it. Scooby Doo did it. The Ghostbusters did it.

Martin Fennelly's column today ponders if the Rays will ever return to the World Series. He cites the circumstance of a team playing a totally different sport using the Trop as a practice field as...

"There was thought last week of getting Freeman in at the end of the game," said Olson. "But our feeling as a staff was that we weren't sure this was the defense we wanted to have this kid start...

To discuss: USA v Mexico tonight from Mexico City. A house of horrors for Uncle Sam's boys. This is the biggest game the US has played since Germany06 by far. Win, and it goes a long way toward...

From Baseball Analysts. Shields' 2-Seamer is worth about -6.3 runs per 100 pitches and Giant's curve is -4.9 runs per 100. Versus what's expected, of course. Our old buddy Brian Stokes appears on...

He's not flashy, but he'd likely be cheap and better than he looks in front of the Rays defense. The Twins didn't give him any help in his brief time there last year, but his numbers suggest he can...