Duk3

ProbablyMonty

  • joined Oct 10, 2009
  • last login Jul 13, 2014
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Born in the Boise area, got a degree from Oregon, fled to the Cleve.

I like it when Oregon wins and when Boise State wins (if not playing Oregon). I also like it when washington loses. It's pretty funny when Ohio State loses too. (Apologies to my fellow Browns fans.)

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

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  • NCAAF Oregon Ducks
  • NCAAB Oregon Ducks
  • MLB Seattle Mariners
  • NBA Portland Trail Blazers
  • NFL Cleveland Browns
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Hate Week Caroling

It's possible that the Seattle/Eugene rivalry is no longer fun for both sides, so it's up to us to have enough fun for both fanbases. Duck fans: Fire up this song, change the lyrics to something...

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An ode to Darron Thomas

Sung to the tune of Nothing Better by the Postal Service.

Rose Bowl Champions. Let this song be our anthem of victory. (Stolen shamelessly from the SBN...

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Rose Bowl Champions. Let this song be our anthem of victory. (Stolen shamelessly from the SBN blog Black Heart Gold Pants, which you should be reading if you are not already.)

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Signs for Rick Neuheisel on Friday

I don't know if Autzen will be permitting signs on Friday -- the rules might be a bit strange since it's not a regular conference game -- but if they will, we should definitely put our collective...

Lyles does not plan to attend the game in Arlington, Texas.

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Lyles does not plan to attend the game in Arlington, Texas.

This article from the Eugene newspaper The Register-Guard ends with the above gem. This seems like a really, really, really good plan for ol' Willie. I can't think of too many tasks better suited for the EDSBS Commentariat than the following prompt: THINGS WILLIE LYLES DOES NOT PLAN TO DO Here are some examples: * Lyles does not plan to urinate on a beehive. * Lyles does not plan to lick the floor of a movie theater. * Lyles does not plan to play quarterback at UCLA.

ScOreboards

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Pictures of the scoreboards from each of the six games I was able to personally attend during the 2010 season. Just 35 more days before we get to start working on new ones.

I've heard this song played before several games at Autzen this year. Lyrics posted below. Time...

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I've heard this song played before several games at Autzen this year. Lyrics posted below. Time to get fired up, y'all. GO DUCKS! I said the joker is a wanted man he makes his way all across the land see him sifting through the sand So I'll tell you all the story 'bout the joker and the thief in the night He's always laughing in the midst of power are we living in the final hour there is always sweet in sour So, we are not goin' home Can you see the joker flying over as she's standing in a field of clover watching out everyday I wonder what would happen if he took her away What you see, well you might not know you get the feelin' comin' after the glow the vagabond is movin' slow So I'll tell you all the story 'bout the joker and the thief in the night All the people that you see in the night hold their dreams up to the light the wildebeest is searching for sight We are not goin' home Can you see the joker flying over as she's standing in a field of clover watching out everyday I wonder what would happen if he took her away I said the joker is a wanted man he makes his way all across the land see him sifting through the sand So I'll tell you all the story 'bout the joker and the thief I said, I'll tell you all the story 'bout the joker and the thief I said, I'll tell you all about the joker and the thief in the night

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UO coach Chip Kelly is a liar: an editorial by Jon Canzahno

Editor's note: "Jon Canzahno" is not a writer for the Oregonian, and is in fact fictional.   UO coach Chip Kelly is a liar by Jon Canzahno --------------------------------- It only took one game...

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It's beginning to look a lot like Reser

I'm not going to lie.  Ever since we took a knee in the victory formation at the end of the Arizona game, I've been quietly freaking out about the Civil War.  This is a rivalry game, and we are...

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It's the most wonderful time of the year

(sung to the tune of the obvious)

Happy (Neu-)Weasel Stomping Day, everybody!

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Happy (Neu-)Weasel Stomping Day, everybody!

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Jeff Sagarin is a PAC-10 fan

  A brief look into Jeff Sagarin's NCAA football rankings this week reveals some pretty interesting things about his (computer's) opinion of the PAC-10.

LaMichael to change plea on Friday

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HT: EDSBS, in which Spencer Hall argues that our problems are not due to an intrinsic lack of discipline, but to an offense toward lady Tyche, the goddess of chance. A brilliant writer and someone with a basic understanding of statistics, that man is.

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Whispers of the Juju: Rose Bowl, baby

It's finally here.  Everything so far this season -- the punch on the smurf turf, smashing Cal and USC as if they were MAC runners-up, receiving "the full Gerhart" in Palo Alto, and the...

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The Whispers of the Juju: Civil War Edition

Lots of conferences have championship weeks.  Lots of conferences have rivalry weeks.  But the Juju has only deemed the PAC-10 worthy of having the two coincide this year.  Since the nation's eyes...

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