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Punisher Bass
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Hey, I'm still rocking the denim jacket I wore in high school with Ghostbuster patches!
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Who wants to buy my Ricardo Arona denim jacket?
on May 22 2013, 6:37p
Barry and Stuve have changed since their last staredown
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UFC 160: Velasquez vs. Silva - The Cut List
on May 22 2013, 5:46p
That's really stupid to apparently try this sort of thing on multiple professional fighters, especially considering they're all trained and have the skills to knee you in the testicals so hard they wind up in your throat
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More fighters allege inappropriate behavior from WMMA manager Brett Atchley
on May 21 2013, 5:04p
I think this is going to end up costing Nate more than just that 20k, because I'm sure his sponsors aren't going to be happy about what he said
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Kogan: Nate Diaz has no remorse for controversial Caraway tweet and won't apologize
on May 20 2013, 6:59p -
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Alien Resurrection
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UFC 160: Mark Hunt gets work visa to fight Junior dos Santos
on May 19 2013, 8:26p -
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Shouldn't he be punching upward? Unless Hunt is going to go flying through the air and bring the fury down on JDS's skull death from above style
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UFC 160: Mark Hunt gets work visa to fight Junior dos Santos
on May 19 2013, 7:34p -
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I only watched the movie because I lost a bet with the Vinny/Davis fight
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UFC 160: Mark Hunt gets work visa to fight Junior dos Santos
on May 19 2013, 7:32p -
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That was the only part of the avengers that I actually enjoyed
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UFC 160: Mark Hunt gets work visa to fight Junior dos Santos
on May 19 2013, 6:20p -
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Damn it
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 10:47p
I think waaaaay too many people are sleeping on Rockhold here
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 10:43p
No, his would be activated through belching
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 10:42p
Is that how the TRT is activated? Someone slaps you a couple dozen times?
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 10:41p -
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He kept this mouthpiece in his shorts? Ewwwww
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 10:37p -
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Come on Luke, I'm counting on you, I want to see this crowd rage quit after Evan got screwed
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 10:24p
Did he go out that fast or did he just give up? Damn that was fast
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 10:21p -
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Never forget Rampage/Hamill as a main event... of a PPV
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 10:16p -
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I can already spot the flaw in its logic, just move to Canada
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 10:15p -
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I find it funny that that's a Star Trek edition of a laptop when the ship itself looks like a damn ipod
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 10:08p
WHAT!?
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 10:05p
If I was a fighter, I'd use Headlock On My Heart for walkout music
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 10:01p
He's still at his local GNC waiting for someone tall enough to get something off the top shelf for him
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 9:59p
WHAT AN ENTRACE (stifles laughter) FROM THE SHOCKMASTER
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 9:55p -
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The 300 is actually even older than that, it's still riding on a very very old Mercedes E class platform
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 9:55p -
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One year, I think they'll have Mark Henry's son Handy win the rumble
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 9:54p
I'm picking The Yeti to win World War 3
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 9:49p -
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That looks like Papa Shango on Evan's back
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 9:46p -
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Not the case. Fiat has (mostly) owned and has had control of Chrysler since 2009 or so
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 9:42p -
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Is it just me, or are they not using any footage of Cain/Bigfoot I in this promo?
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 9:38p -
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Fiat can't treat them any worse than Mercedes did
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 9:36p -
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Dear Chrysler, nothing you can do will ever made the Dart look cool or exciting, stop trying to convince me otherwise
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 9:31p -
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The hell is this? Barry/Cro Cop II?
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 9:24p
It's a matter of them jeering anyone who isn't Brazilian, for no reason other than they're not Brazilian
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 9:15p
I love how biased the Brazilan crowds always are, if you're not a local they just boo the shit out of you, and god help you if you win
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 9:12p -
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I'm picking Rockhold to upset a lot of people tonight, and he has the much cooler last name.
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UFC on FX 8: Belfort vs. Rockhold live results and play-by-play for the main card
on May 18 2013, 9:03p
Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god.
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Nate Diaz suspended by UFC for 90 days and fined $20,000
on May 17 2013, 9:16p -
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Yeah! Maybe they can pay him to find any bottles of greasy water that dirty cheaters like to use!
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Nate Diaz suspended by UFC for 90 days and fined $20,000
on May 17 2013, 8:45p
If Nate had just used the word "ass" instead, none of this would have happened
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Manager makes weak excuses for Nate Diaz's use of homophobic slur in tweet
on May 17 2013, 11:03a
Maybe this is part of his plan, say something even worse/dumber to try and take the heat off of Nate?
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UFC suspends Nate Diaz 'pending investigation' over controversial tweet
on May 17 2013, 12:05a -
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If it was a hack, then I wonder what his password was. "DiAz2,3,5" perhaps?
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UFC suspends Nate Diaz 'pending investigation' over controversial tweet
on May 16 2013, 9:46p -
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Stop insulting the true hacks of this world
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UFC suspends Nate Diaz 'pending investigation' over controversial tweet
on May 16 2013, 9:30p
Maybe Nate needs to get someone else to run his social media crap like GSP does?
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UFC president Dana White says Nate Diaz faces fine and suspension or outright release for 'f*g' tweet
on May 16 2013, 8:53p
Why is it always that the person saying stupid shit keeps it real,
Recommended on May 16 2013, 8:50p
I didn't say "I know", I said "I think"
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UFC president Dana White says Nate Diaz faces fine and suspension or outright release for 'f*g' tweet
on May 16 2013, 7:49p -
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If you take out the bit about riding a Harley, then wouldn't both Diaz brothers be considered one?
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UFC president Dana White says Nate Diaz faces fine and suspension or outright release for 'f*g' tweet
on May 16 2013, 7:31p -
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If it had been Jon Jones who made that tweet, I think most people would be calling for his head, not defending him like they are Nate
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UFC president Dana White says Nate Diaz faces fine and suspension or outright release for 'f*g' tweet
on May 16 2013, 7:29p -
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Edit, damn good timeout thing made a double post
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UFC president Dana White says Nate Diaz faces fine and suspension or outright release for 'f*g' tweet
on May 16 2013, 7:21p -
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Good, since that headkick clearly didn't knock any sense into him, maybe this will
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UFC president Dana White says Nate Diaz faces fine and suspension or outright release for 'f*g' tweet
on May 16 2013, 7:21p
Any excuse to post this pic is a good one
Recommended on May 16 2013, 5:55p
The Grand Master Champion isn't even going to shift in his chair for that
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Nate Diaz calls Bryan Caraway 'biggest f*g in the world' for accepting submission of the night bonus
on May 16 2013, 4:53p -
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What's next for Nate? Calling someones mother fat?
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Nate Diaz calls Bryan Caraway 'biggest f*g in the world' for accepting submission of the night bonus
on May 16 2013, 4:46p -
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When a man breaks your face so bad, you're not even allowed to fly home for several days, it gives you nightmares for the rest of your life
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Brandon Vera returns to heavyweight, fights Ben Rothwell at UFC 164
on May 14 2013, 6:27p
I see this ending only one way for Vera
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Brandon Vera returns to heavyweight, fights Ben Rothwell at UFC 164
on May 14 2013, 6:19p -
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No Subject
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Welterweight champ Ben Askren only drug tested once as Bellator fighter
on May 14 2013, 1:11a
Isn't he still under UFC contract despite being "retired"? I would think there is probably something in there that would prevent him from doing something like this
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Report: Nick Diaz is starting his own MMA promotion (updated)
on May 13 2013, 10:23p -
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I enjoyed the Bigfoot KO WAY more than I should have
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UFC 164: Alistair Overeem looking to return to action on Milwaukee card
on May 13 2013, 6:03p
Garcia must have the invisible man as a training parter, that or someone needs to ask him what the air around him did to piss him off so bad
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Leonard Garcia's camp mocks Bellator's claim that an imposter offered the UFC vet a contract
on May 13 2013, 5:09p
There's something sexy about a girl 1/3rd my size who could probably kick my ass
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Laura Sanko pulled due to pregnancy, Cassie Robb fights Livia Von Plettenberg at Invicta FC 6
on May 13 2013, 5:01p
So I guess "WAR" stands for Wrestlers Are Retards?
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Report: Nick Diaz is starting his own MMA promotion (updated)
on May 13 2013, 4:47p
If there's two things Nate has been consistent at lately, it's his fighting style and missing weight on the first try
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Josh Thomson says Nate Diaz didn't make weight for UFC on Fox 7 bout
on May 12 2013, 8:50p
Why can't the UFC come to St Louis?
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UFC returns to Indianapolis for Fox Sports 1 show on August 28th
on May 12 2013, 12:01p
Where the hell is that last one from?
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Cain Velasquez predicts that Junior dos Santos will beat Mark Hunt at UFC 160
on May 11 2013, 10:40p -
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i... i just...
Recommended on May 11 2013, 10:40p
It doesn't matter who wins, they're just keeping the belt warm for Pat Barry
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Cain Velasquez predicts that Junior dos Santos will beat Mark Hunt at UFC 160
on May 11 2013, 6:45p -
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I want to make a joke about wings right now, but I think it would be in poor taste
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XFC lightweight champion Nick Newell unwilling to defend title, stripped of belt
on May 10 2013, 6:45p
Kevin Smith would like to have a word with you
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MMA Tete-A-Tete: Nate & Eugene on UFC 162, Mayweather, Carwin, steroids, lawsuits and more
on May 10 2013, 1:43p -
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I saw an episode of Nip Tuck like that once
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UFC to become one of the first YouTube pay channels
on May 10 2013, 10:36a
I hope they're not going to pull the free fights they already uploaded as a result, or not do it at all in the future
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UFC to become one of the first YouTube pay channels
on May 9 2013, 11:08p
If Hunt doesn't walk out to Nothin' But A Good Time for this fight, I'm going to be very disapointed
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UPDATED - Tweets of the day: Mark Hunt denied boarding on US-bound flights due to visa issues, 2002 arrest
on May 9 2013, 12:16p
Why don't me let you tell you why having Tito Ortiz as my manager is bad a thing for you?
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Cris Cyborg passed on chance to fight Ronda Rousey over money, not weight
on May 9 2013, 11:34a
I WAS ONE OF THE COOL KIDS ONCE!?
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UFC heavyweight Shane Carwin apparently retires from MMA
on May 8 2013, 9:56a -
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Carwin never did land a good clean shot on him, and Lesnar still curled up into a ball when Cain tagged him the first time
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UFC heavyweight Shane Carwin apparently retires from MMA
on May 8 2013, 12:55a -
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No Subject
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UFC heavyweight Shane Carwin apparently retires from MMA
on May 7 2013, 10:28p -
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I will forever love Carwin for not only showing that Lesnar's takedowns were not unstoppable and that he turned into Bob Sapp the moment anything touched his face
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UFC heavyweight Shane Carwin apparently retires from MMA
on May 7 2013, 10:24p -
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Viacom/Spike have a history of doing shady stuff like this, look no further than what they did to ECW back in the day
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Eddie Alvarez says that Bellator changed the wording in his original contract
on May 6 2013, 5:37p
I remember when I was a wee lad and Tyson was the baddest man on earth, then Buster came along and put an end to that shit
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Klitschko vs. Pianeta results and gifs: Wladimir Klitschko scores another KO
on May 4 2013, 9:19p
That never fails to bring a frown to my face
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Cheick Kongo turned down four fight contract before UFC 159
on May 2 2013, 11:30a
I think he could make even Chip Foose lose his temper with all the demands and changes he likes to make
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Cheick Kongo turned down four fight contract before UFC 159
on May 2 2013, 11:29a
I had a feeling he was going to retire after this before the fight even started, but I hope he sticks around the UFC like Florian has
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UFC 159 results: Chael Sonnen has harsh words for himself following loss
on Apr 28 2013, 2:07a -
4 replies
I think it would look like something between Jones/Shogun and Gus/Shogun
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Bad Boy Presents Bloody Elbow Radio - Episode 261: UFC 159 Results Review
on Apr 28 2013, 1:33a -
1 reply
Not the current Shogun, go back in time and get the one from 5 years ago and maybe
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Bad Boy Presents Bloody Elbow Radio - Episode 261: UFC 159 Results Review
on Apr 28 2013, 1:31a -
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