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RWReese

Aug 18, 2010 Apr 27, 2012 56 1400

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Black Shoe Diaries Since NO ONE reads the fan shots

And I had to share this since it is completely brilliant and as a former US Army Armor officer I am 1. certain they were trained by US Army Armor instructors and 2. in awe of their gunnery skills.


How Real Men Shoot Skeet

Just in case the link doesn't work..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnqUyz3R4sA

Now if only the secondary would be able to do the same for passes thrown by opposing QBs!

Poll
By the way...
These guys are awsome
0 votes
tOSU stinks
14 votes
these guys are awesome AND tOSU stinks
69 votes

83 votes | Poll has closed

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Black Shoe Diaries Google Maps

So as illustrated on the Athelon Overtime site, (http://www.athlonsports.com/overtime/google-maps-not-fan-ohio-state-football) if you go to Google Maps and search for tOSU stadium and find the horseshoe, then hold your curser over it it says, "Looks like a giant toilet bowl, also a den of cheaters." Do the same for Beaver Stadium and it says on the left:

penn state nittany lions "Home to the greatest school and greatest sports team in college athletics." -
Apparently someone is not so much the fan of tOSU and IS a fan of PSU. If I find out who, I'll buy them a beer!


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Black Shoe Diaries Where's the love for Sukay?


The invite list is out for the NFL Combine and seven PSU'ers are on it:

Jack Crawford, D'Anton Lynn, Derek Moye, Chaz Powell, Devon Still, Johnnie Troutman, and Nate Stupar. I was surprised though to not see Nick Sukay (personally I thought he'd be there but others may disagree). I also thought I might see Joe Suhey there even though the NFL isn't huge for FBs. Stefon Green is missing but I suppose I'm not really surprised... Szczerba isn't there, nor is Barham or Okoli. Any other thoughts?

Poll
Should Sukay have gotten an invite?
Sukay should have been invited
30 votes
I can see why he didn't get an invite
46 votes
Sukay should have been invited and tOSU sucks
77 votes
I don't have an opinion about Sukay but tOSU does suck
55 votes

208 votes | Poll has closed

22 comments  | 

Black Shoe Diaries tOSU e-mail to prospective students


I work in Higher Ed. A colleague of mine forwarded to me an e-mail sent to her daughter by the tOSU admissions office because she thought the message was different from other admissions office correspondence that they've been receiving. While I disagree with some of the substance of the message, I have to give them some credit for creativity and chutzpah. Man, I hate those guys.

The message:

Feeling the love? This is the time of year when college-bound students find themselves on the receiving end of high praise and deep hyperbole from colleges and universities. You, no doubt, have a lot to read. So in short:

It's entirely possible that you are the brightest student ever.
The Ohio State University just might be the finest institution of higher education on the planet.

Seems we should learn more about each other. Tell us about you at replycard.osu.edu.

(Just thought people might get a laugh out of seeing this. Stunned they didn't somehow work in Urban Meyer.)

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Black Shoe Diaries PSU in the Playoffs

PSU will be represented in the NFL playoffs this weekend by seven former players (although two are on injured reserve). Six of the eight teams have former PSU players, and only one team has more than one former PSU player (two). Two teams have no PSU players and therefore will fail miserably in their games this weekend (Ravens and Broncos). (I know that Tebow is supposed to have God on his side, but how can that be when the Broncos have no PSU personnel? Some say He is a fickle Lord so who knows.) All of the NFC teams have a PSU player, either active or injured, so at least someone from PSU will be at the Super Bowl...maybe on crutches.

Packers: Andrew Quarless (Injured Reserve)

Giants: Jimmy Kennedy and Kareem McKenzie

Saints: John Gilmore

49ers: NaVorro Bowman

Patriots: Rich Ornberger (Injured Reserve)

Ravens: NONE (FAIL!)

Texans: Bryant Johnson

Broncos: NONE (FAIL!)

For the B1G there are 73 former B1G players on the rosters (this includes practice squad and injured reserve).

Illinois: 6

Indiana: 4

Iowa 5:

Michigan: 8

MSU: 6

Minn: 3

Nebraska: 5

Northwestern: 2

PSU: 7

Purdue: 8

tOSU: 12

Wisconsin: 7

The team with the most B1G players is New Orleans with 15 former B1G'ers and the team with the fewest is Denver with only 5 (yet another reason for God's displeasure to my way of thinking).

Hope all ya'll find this interesting.

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Black Shoe Diaries A Christmas Poem

T'was the night before Christmas and all through State College,

not a creature was stirring, to anyone's knowledge.

The fans struggled on, feeling mostly morose,

For most football pundits were overly verbose.

The destruction of PSU seemed their desire,

They threw all our hopes on a funeral pyre.

Now it seemed that my wife was feeling quite randy,

and dressed in only a kerchief, she was looking quite dandy!

Yet lost in despair, I had to say, "No."

I was drawn to watch another lame sportscast show.

Then what to my wondering eyes should appear,

but a great new announcement bringing much cheer!

It seemed a famed person would be our new coach,

and throngs awaited his impending approach!

He would come to Penn State attracting top recruits by the dozen,

and each would bring with him a heralded five-star cousin!

On the gridiron he would win great fame and glory,

And I knew in an instant this was one hell of a story.

Then inside the house there arose a loud noise,

and I was torn from my dreaming by our unruly boys.

My wife was asleep, still swathed in layers of flannel,

and my dream disappeared like a snuffed out candle.

While this season is supposed to bring such great cheer,

it will only bring happiness if a new coach appears.

So I'll drink eggnog and whiskey by the glass full,

and hope that all your Christmases are mirthful!

In closing I wish you a merry holiday,

and together we'll cheer our new coach someday.

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Black Shoe Diaries "All I want for Christmas is a New Head Coach" (sung to the tune of...)

This isn't a big rant or anything, just an expression of my angst. #$%&@+%& This is PENN STATE!! Yes, there's an on-going "scandal" involving a former assistant coach, recent turnover in the administration, blah, blah... But it's PENN STATE. I don't mean to diminish the tragedy of what occurred with Sandusky and all, but I do want to point out that I'm tired of hearing how PSU is "toxic" and how hard it should be to find a new coach. The U.S. news-digesting public has the attention span of a newly hatched fruit fly and with an unrelenting 24/7 news cycle we're already seeing the recent political battles, shoppers fighting over Air Jordans, and other greater and lesser news stories overtake the story in State College. Soon this story will receded in the public consciousness to, "Oh, yeah...I remember that," status as they (we) get distracted by the next shiny thing or a new bunch of dangling string.

What head coach wouldn't want the PSU job? Seriously. It's THE prominent program in the northeastern U.S. It plays in the B1G. It was the third biggest money-maker in college football last year, and that's with the stadium rarely filling to capacity. It has great facilities. It has a long winning tradition. An energetic coach with a decent track-record could do very, very well at Penn State with some effort on the recruiting trail and a solid stable of assistant coaches.

The only thing that should hold back the school from landing a top-flyte coach is their scrooge-like stinginess in pay. PSU has been spoiled by the paltry pay they've given to Paterno over the years and they think they can get away with a tithe-like salary and land a solid coach. Nay, I say. It's time to pony up and start paying a competitive salary given the amount of money the program brings into the school. Don't be "penny wise and pound foolish" so to speak. Oh, and that crap about it's in the middle of nowhere and the wife would not like it 'cause it's too far from shopping...BS I say! What wife wouldn't move to State College when her husband is landing a HC job with the status of PSU? If it's an issue then I say divorce her, take the job, and find a new, smarter wife because the one he has is a self-involved myopic idiot.

I read today on si.com that they are going after Peterson from Boise but that he's just not that into us. %^#&$&%* He should be leaping at the opportunity to coach at a school that has the potential to actually play for MNCs on a consistent basis with competent coaching, a smart system, and some energy in recruiting. Scandal be damned...PSU needs to stop pussy-footing around and tell the best coach in the search that they want him, that they want him to win, that they will pay him handsomely, that they will support him 100%, and land him!

It's Christmas and I want a shiny new Head Coach!

Poll
Which sux more?
A Dyson Vacuum Cleaner
1 votes
Pitt
12 votes
Head coach searches
1 votes
tOSU
30 votes
Knowing that on Christmas you'll get at least one present where you'll think, "Holy Crap, why the HELL would someone actually give THIS as a gift?!"
4 votes

48 votes | Poll has closed

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Black Shoe Diaries tOSU gets more schollies taken

So it appears the NCAA put a tad more strength into the wrist slap given to tOSU and is hitting them with an additional 4 lost scholarships on top of the five over the next three years for a total of nine (three a year when most schools run with a deficit of two to three or more so it isn't really a big fine at all) and no bowl after the 2012 season. A little like being flogged with a dampened noodle IMHO. Tressel gets a show cause which means no one will ever want to hire him on the college level (ha!...I guess HE's out of the running for the PSU job!).

So...here's the question:

Poll
Which do you hate more?
tOSU
3 votes
tOSU
4 votes
tOSU
1 votes
All of the above
92 votes

100 votes | Poll has closed

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Black Shoe Diaries Uh...hey...THERE'S A GAME TO PLAY THIS WEEKEND!!!

Alright everyone.  Yeah, it's bad.  Yeah, it sucks.  But here's what I know.  1.  None of the current players for PSU were involved and I'm more or less certain that none of them were even students at PSU when the crimes were committed.  2.  None of the current coaches are under charges...at a minimum they apparently did what they were required to do.  3.  This is going to be a long, drawn out affair, so let's not gorge on it. (A seven course dinner so to speak versus an all you can eat buffet).

 

MOST IMPORTANTLY, there is a PSU football team that is the leader in the Leader's division and are playing a pretty damn important football game this Saturday and since they've been entertaining us for about 8 months or so with fodder for discussion, moments of dismay (Mauti ACL, etc.) and times of exhilaration (a fantastic 2-minute drill), THEY deserve the unwavering support of the fans.  No matter what anyone thinks about what should or should not have been done a decade ago (give or take), the current players should not be penalized by it.  Please support the outstanding student athletes of PSU regardless of how you feel about any of the coaches or the situation or anything else.  Please don't boo at the game (man I'm afraid to hear it)...cheer loudly for the student athletes.  Please don't boycott the game, the kids don't deserve it.  I know there are those who will disagree, and that's fine...but I can't imagine anyone thinking that the current players should somehow be sullied by the transgressions of others.

 

For the players....WE ARE....

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Black Shoe Diaries Wut!?!?! No Penn State Football on a Saturday in November?

Dear Lord....what the hell am I supposed to do with myself today?  Seriously....I knew this day would come but now that it's here, it's become reality and I feel destitute, adrift, and bereft.  Yeah, I get that they need a rest...I really do.  But WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH MYSELF ALL DAY?!?!  What are YOU going to do?

There's always:

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Poll
What game are you interested in today?
Northwestern/Nebraska
4 votes
Michigan/Iowa
3 votes
Purdue/Wisconsin
1 votes
Oregon/Washington
0 votes
LSU/'Bama
13 votes
S Carolina/Arkansas
0 votes
Minny/MSU
0 votes
Kansas St/Oklahoma St
0 votes
I really hate tOSU..nothing else matters
15 votes
I'm not watching football...I'm going to Porky Pig around the house, eat pork rinds, and watch movies all day
1 votes
I actually might surprise the world and step out of my house on a Saturday afternoon and do something completely non-football related
1 votes

38 votes | Poll has closed

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Black Shoe Diaries The crazy mad genius of Jim Delany

So here we are after week nine of college football play.  Let's take a more or less facetious look at the races in the various conferences and see which is shaping up to be the most interesting as we head into the home stretch.

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Continue reading this post »

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Black Shoe Diaries 2/3 done poll...who's your favorite PSU player so far?

So two-thirds of the season is over.  It's been interesting so far going from hope to despair to cautious excitement.  7 & 1...a game against Illinois (who now most resembles a flaming crap filled paper bag left on someone's porch as a Halloween prank) and then a nice rest before the real season begins.  The nice thing is that the team has a lot of players who have really stepped up and made some good things happen on the field.  So...who's your favorite Lion?  I know, I know...it's not easy.  And, if there's someone you would have liked to see listed, name them in the comments.

Poll
Who's your favorite player?
Devon Still
37 votes
Silas Redd
94 votes
Matt McGloin
6 votes
Derek Moye
8 votes
Devon Smith
1 votes
Jordan Hill
1 votes
Gerald Hodges
18 votes
Nick Sukay
2 votes
Anthony Fera
6 votes
Drew Astorino
10 votes
Chima Okoli
2 votes
Michael Zordich
7 votes
Rob Bolden
1 votes
It's far too hard to pick - they're all great - so I'm just going to have to vote for how sucky tOSU is.
30 votes

223 votes | Poll has closed

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Black Shoe Diaries Which movie best describes the season so far?

Let's try to assess where we are at this point in the season by using a medium that everyone is familiar with...movies.  I've listed several here...feel free to add any that you feel would do a better job of expressing how you feel about the season to date.  TV shows are also acceptable. 

 

Damn you word length! 

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  (Now you know why my wife refuses to go to a secluded hotel with me in the middle of the winter.....)

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Poll
Which movie best describes the PSU season to date?
It’s like Howard the Duck. You’re incredulous that so much suck can be packed into a couple hours. And you’re angry that you paid to see it.
4 votes
Weekend at Bernie’s: The season is dead, but you might as well have fun with it until it starts to really stink.
4 votes
Sophie’s Choice. Man, it’s a hard call but it needs to be made for the survival of the family. Pick one.
5 votes
Catwoman. It’s awful in so many ways….but the suit (defense) is a thing of beauty and keeps you riveted.
4 votes
The Blob. You keep cheering for Steve McQueen (Kevin Dillon in the remake) but the suck is always just a few steps behind.
1 votes
Star Trek IV. They can use the sun (the line issues and other problems) to pull them around and fling them to the place they need to be
1 votes
The Goonies. Sure there are challenges along the way, but they grow stronger working together and eventually overcome the pock-marked faced bad guys to win the day. Plus it stars Rudy and Josh Brolin’s huge head.
5 votes
Reservoir Dogs. You could just tell right from the start that it’s going to end bloody
3 votes
The Wizard of Oz. You’ve seen it so many times by now that even though it is a little scary in the beginning, you know it’ll end happy.
3 votes
Brown Bunny. WTF was that?!?!
2 votes
Remember the Titans. The only thing keeping this team back is a midnight run through a cemetery and the wisdom of a ten-year old girl.
4 votes
tO$U is the Jar Jar Binks of Movies. Sucks so bad even little kids throw up in their mouths a bit when they are forced to watch.
39 votes

75 votes | Poll has closed

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Black Shoe Diaries Packin' Bags for Indy (Legends)

So B1G play is about to begin.  No more cupcakes...no more creampuffs (well, perhaps maybe one or two since not all B1G teams are created equal).  But now it's serious and all of the teams have created somewhat of a body of work from which to make appraisals.  Some teams are consistent, and some are consistently inconsistent.  There are lingering personnel issues, players soon to be allowed to resume their duties, injuries that have changed teams' lineups, etc.  With B1G play about to start, maybe it's time to take a vote and see who from the Leaders (yay!) and who from the Legends (boo!) will represent in Indy for the inaugural B1G championship.  (Since there can be only one poll, there needs to be two posts - one for each division.)

Poll
Who will represent from the Legends Division?
Iowa
9 votes
Michigan
13 votes
Michigan State
14 votes
Minnesota
1 votes
Nebraska
50 votes
Northwestern
4 votes
"Whew", said the Legends Division, "Thank God we don't have tOSU and all their suck in our division!"
24 votes

115 votes | Poll has closed

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Black Shoe Diaries Packin' bags for Indy (Leaders)

So B1G play is about to begin.  No more cupcakes...no more creampuffs (well, perhaps maybe one or two since not all B1G teams are created equal).  But now it's serious and all of the teams have created somewhat of a body of work from which to make appraisals.  Some teams are consistent, and some are consistently inconsistent.  There are lingering personnel issues, players soon to be allowed to resume their duties, injuries that have changed teams' lineups, etc.  With B1G play about to start, maybe it's time to take a vote and see who from the Leaders (yay!) and who from the Legends (boo!) will represent in Indy for the inaugural B1G championship.  (Since there can be only one poll, there needs to be two posts - one for each division.)

Poll
Who will represent the Leaders Division?
Illionois
3 votes
Indiana
0 votes
Ohio State (yech)
1 votes
Penn State
47 votes
Purdue
0 votes
Wisconsin
82 votes
Scientists conclude that they've been looking at it backwards...tOSU doesn't suck...they blow.
19 votes

152 votes | Poll has closed

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Black Shoe Diaries So you're married with kids

Congrats Mike!

His new addition made me think about this: So you're married and you have kids. You have a job.  You're also a huge fan of PSU football.  Therefore, you may have competing interests on Saturdays such as your kids wanting to use the TV to watch the latest Barbie or Disney movie, or your wife wants you to go antiquing with her, or maybe your anti-football husband wants you to help him pick out new floral arrangements for the dining room (in which case you may have bigger issues than watching football).  Perhaps your boss is the reincarnation of the Marquis de Sade and thinks that work....WORK...actually trumps football (the term for that rhymes with *bick-head*).  

So the question is, how do you get to watch the game on Saturday? 

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(This is me on Saturdays watching football.)

(If you have a unique method of getting to watch the game, please provide your technique below so others can learn from you.  You may be doing another BSD reader a solid.  Also, if you have a good story related to lying or sneaking out to see a game, please entertain us.)

Poll
What is your technique to get to watch the game on TV?
No prob...I laid down the law when we got married.
19 votes
I took the time to educate my spouse and now he/she watches the game with me.
24 votes
I fake a heart attack on a weekly basis and the hospital has a private room all set up for me each Saturday
0 votes
I tell my spouse I have a work trip every weekend in the fall and I book a room at the local Holiday Inn.
0 votes
I let my family watch on the flat screen and I huddle in front of the 13" with a cooler and a pizza.
4 votes
My spouse is a bigger fan than I am...I didn't marry for money, I married for football.
10 votes
The key to football watching is diamonds...the more you buy, the more you get to watch.
3 votes
I convinced my kids that football is really a Saturday cartoon with really good CGI.
1 votes
I beg. It takes a large man to admit it, but I just beg, wheedle and whine till I get to watch.
1 votes
I agree to a Steel Magnolias/Sophie's Choice/Sweet Home Alabama/Devil Wears Prada fest for the opportunity to watch the game.
0 votes
My boss believes I have to go for dialysis treatments every Saturday between 11:45 am and midnight.
0 votes
I pull the fire alarm 5 minutes before kickoff then run to the closest bar.
0 votes
I get up at 3:00 am to finish all my chores before the game starts.
3 votes
A different friend each weekend pretends to be going through a breakup/divorce and I convince my spouse I need to be there for moral support. One friend has been "divorced" 17 times over the past 3 seasons.
0 votes
I lure the family into the basement, lock the door, tell them the door is stuck and the fire department is on the way. Surprisingly it works every weekend...they must have gotten their smarts from my spouse's side of the family.
1 votes
I've convinced my spouse that sunspots and solarflares have caused the TV to only tune into the B1G channel and ESPN on Saturday afternoons. Again...that side of the family ain't too bright.
1 votes
I tell my boss I have a funeral...I've gone through 11 grandparents and they haven't caught on yet.
0 votes
My spouse leaves me alone on Sat since college ball is sacrosanct but Sunday is for him/her since pro football can never compare.
9 votes
Even my spouse, for all his/her loathing of football, understands that tOSU sucks. At least I have that going for me.
14 votes

90 votes | Poll has closed

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Black Shoe Diaries So where do we stand as fans?

Here's a survey to try to gauge where we are as a fanbase right now.  I'm not even expecting a lot of discussion since so much has been said in all the other posts.  Some are up...or at least looking for points of light in the darkness, while it seems others are giving in to manic depression and rage.  Most I think are probably right in the middle.  I'm just interested to see if the glass is half-full or half-empty or it's filled to a pleasant sufficiency within the Nittany Lion world. 

In this time of confusion, lets lighten up a little.  I always say that Penn State's greatest strength is our ability to laugh at ourselves....and when I say, "Laugh" I mean "Kick the crap out of".  And when I say, "Ourselves", I mean "tOSU".  It's nice to be able to kick them when they're down...and easier too since they're so low there in the gutter covered in vomit after losing to Miami.

Poll
Where are you as a PSU fan following the first three games?
It's WAY too early in the season for this kind of talk...let's let things develop and re-evaluate after some B1G play
30 votes
Once we pick "The Guy" at QB all will be well
11 votes
What problems?!?! I sleep with posters of JoePa on my walls and revel in the golden glow that is PSU football...can I pour you some cold blue Kool-aide?
8 votes
It's all good...we go through this kind of thing all the time and the team will settle down by B1G play
6 votes
Will someone scratch my back? This straight jacket they're making me wear since I lost my mind is making it hard to reach
6 votes
Let's scrap the whole program, take a year off, and start fresh in 2013
1 votes
F' it...I'm going to become a Pitt fan.
1 votes
It's time for Joe to go...start the search committee
24 votes
Why can't we recruit better athletes? or at least develop the ones we have?
5 votes
Some of the coaches need to be evaluated and let go if found lacking..it's their fault the O is performing poorly
30 votes
There are a huge amount of positives...the "D" is great and the "O" is just a few tweaks away
16 votes
Did you see Miami kick the crap out of tOSU? We may have our problems, but does tOSU ever suck!
27 votes
I've already booked a hotel in Indianapolis!
1 votes
I'm like Ben Sanderson in "Leaving Las Vegas". So depressed I'm gonna drink till I die.
7 votes

173 votes | Poll has closed

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Black Shoe Diaries Put me in, Coach!

I was listening to Bill King either yesterday or this morning while driving in to work (you have no idea how the days can run together on the PA Turnpike) and somewhere along the line he was talking about the PSU coaching staff and he mentioned how "Big Red" McQueary is his favorite coach on the PSU staff.  So, between gatting flipped off by random drivers, doing probably my own share of flipping off (why is there so much hate on the highways these days and why do people insist on living in the left-hand lane?), and watching people swerve as they text, I started thinking about which coach really is my favorite.  Through it all, I really do think PSU has a great staff of people who put the "Student" in student-athlete.  I know who my favorite is...who's yours?  Discuss....

Poll
Who is your favorite PSU football coach?
JoePa
46 votes
Jay Paterno
4 votes
Galen Hall
0 votes
Tom Bradley
17 votes
Kermit Buggs
1 votes
Larry Johnson, Sr.
30 votes
Ron Vanderlinden
14 votes
Dick Anderson
0 votes
Bill Kenny
1 votes
Mike McQueary
15 votes
John Thomas
2 votes
Did I forget to mention that tOSU sucks?
28 votes

158 votes | Poll has closed

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Black Shoe Diaries Glass Half-full or Half-empty?


Let's find out if you're a "half-full" or a "half-empty" kind of person.  A, "the best offense is a good defense" person or a, "the best defense is a good offense" fan.  Which performance would give you the most fuzzy warm feeling and make you smile like a wino with no money who finds the keys to the Boone's Farm factory?  It's a little like the poser, "Is the glass half-full or half-empty."  (Of course, everyone knows that the problem isn't with the liquid...it's that you should have picked a smaller glass.  That's called, "thinking outside the glass.")

Poll
Which would make you happiest?
PSU QB goes 23 of 28 for 220 yds, 3 TD, 1INT
12 votes
'Bama QB goes 12 of 30 for 87 yds, 1 TD, and 3 INT
14 votes
Redd goes 155 yds on 21 carries, 3 TD, 1 lost fumble
15 votes
Richardson goes 74 yds on 25 carries, 1 TD and 2 lost fumbles
15 votes
The entire tOSU offense is caught naked together in a bathtub filled with chocolate pudding wearing Elmo masks, comparing tats, while watching monkey porn
24 votes

80 votes | Poll has closed

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Black Shoe Diaries You can't spell PSU Defenseaty without "Nasty"

Yeah, I had to create a new word to make it work...sue me.  This weekend, in case you haven't heard, is a pretty big weekend for PSU football.  The other team in college football with classic uniforms comes to town and apparently they seem to feel that they have a pretty good shot at winning.  I think they are going to be surprised at the difference in the Penn State Defense.  Last year it was like they forgot how to tackle.  This year Zordich almost killed a guy and you could hear the sound of impact as far away as Pittsburgh (on special teams but did that ever set a high bar for physical play). 

So, who do you think is going to most put the Nasty in the defense this weekend?  Who is going to rise to the occasion and make the players on the 'Bama offense think, "Aw, crap....I just know that tomorrow I'm gonna be a walking contusion."

Poll
Who is going to put the biggest hurtin' on the 'Bama offense?
Michael Mauti
21 votes
Devon Still
12 votes
Jack Crawford
3 votes
Drew Astorino
6 votes
Nick Sukay
2 votes
Glenn Carson
7 votes
Khairi Fortt
1 votes
Gerald Hodges
8 votes
Eric Latimore
0 votes
Chaz Powell
0 votes
D'Anton Lynn
3 votes
Jordan Hill
6 votes
Michael Zordich (Special Teams)
8 votes
All of them will kick a**, and tOSU really sucks
45 votes

122 votes | Poll has closed

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Black Shoe Diaries Schadenfreude

 

So, with week 1 in the bag (minus the couple games today), and happy that our team posted a resounding "W", which "L" within the top 25 is giving you special delight?  Also, which one do you think has the greatest impact on the 2011 college football landscape? Which will be forgotten as the season wears on and which is a foreshadowing of more to come? (I'm doubting A&M will lose to SMU - although it could happen I suppose - and WVU could drop the ball against Marshall.)

Poll
Which loss gave you the most delight?
Notre Dame loss to USF
78 votes
Georgia loss to Boise
7 votes
TCU loss to Baylor
8 votes
Oregon loss to LSU
5 votes
tOSU loss to Akron
7 votes

105 votes | Poll has closed

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Black Shoe Diaries Here we go (conference shake up time)

So Texas A&M is going to leave the Big XII.  There's no going back and they never would have pulled the trigger on it if they didn't know that the SEC was waiting with open arms (or at least an arm waive toward them).  The problem for the SEC is they'll be unbalanced unless they find another team (just as nature abhors a vacuum, it also seeks balance).  So now the President of Oklahoma comes out and says, "Golly gee....well...maybe we might be thinking about the possibility of beginning to explore the chance of perhaps pondering a move to another conference.  We'd hate it, but...."  That's President speak for, "We're gone.  Buh-bye.  Pack the bags and have the roadies start loading the trucks."  With the loss of A&M, and if OU defects (which I'll be stunned if it doesn't), then the Big XII is doomed.  So where does Texas end up with its sparkling new Longhorn Network that everyone envies/loathes...PAC-12?  B1G?  SEC? (I bet PAC-12).  Does SEC say F' it and go to 16 and send the college conference landscape into hyper-meltdown as everyone scrambles to create super-conferences, in the process tearing apart the ACC along with the Big XII?  The possibilities are exploding like pop rocks doused with Pepsi.

 

The SI story

Poll
If the B1G goes to 16, which team would you like to see join the conference?
Texas
12 votes
Missouri
1 votes
Syracuse
6 votes
Virginia
1 votes
Virginia Tech
17 votes
Maryland
11 votes
Rutgers
0 votes
Holy crap I think I felt the Earth move as the continents are drawn toward the suck that is tOSU
18 votes
Notre Damn
14 votes

80 votes | Poll has closed

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Black Shoe Diaries Ways that tO$U sucks

So often in polls we are given the option to select "tOSU sucks", yet what happens when we are faced with a multitude of options to express how much tOSU sucks?  Obviously no one poll can possibly express all of the ways that this one particular school can suck, so please feel free to submit your own expressions of the suck that is tOSU.  I am certain there are many who will be able to express it much better than I.  (Somehow I have a feeling that Paige will have an idea or two.)  Remember...try to keep it clean(ish)!  (I pondered waiting to do this until tOSU week but then realized that there's no such thing as the "perfect" time to express the suckiness of tOSU...all times are perfect.)

Poll
Select which way the Ohio State University sucks.
There is no way to describe the suck that is tOSU
14 votes
tOSU's suck is equivelent to picking up a girl in a bar, taking her home, and in the morning noticing that she has an adams apple as she's lying next to you
6 votes
tOSU sucks more than having your wife finding you dead, naked in a bathtub filled with chocolate pudding while wearing an Elmo mask and being surrounded by monkey porn
18 votes
"Mauja tOSU" in Inuit means, "For many moons tOSU has sucked, now is no different."
6 votes
tOSU = 760.0 mmHg
5 votes
tOSU: the Black Hole of the B1G Galaxy...a cold, lightless suck
2 votes
In movie terms, tOSU is "Gigli", "It's Pat", and "Anus Magillicutty" rolled into one
2 votes
The Smashing Pumpkins considered, "tOSU and the Infinite Suck" before landing on a different title.
1 votes
tOSU just sucks
11 votes
tOSU sucks more than Rick Venturi's coaching at Northwestern
0 votes
tOSU sucks more than finding out your QB swapped swag for tats, drove gift cars, and got your head coach fired
11 votes
tOSU sucks more than losing access to the World Wide Interwebs and not being able to access BSD for a whole week!
0 votes
tOSU sucks more than getting hired as a new head coach and weeks later finding out the team is about to be on double-not-so-secret-death-penaltyesque probation
5 votes
F' it....they just suck.
14 votes
tOSU is a fan...in front they blow, behind they suck, and beside them they don't do a damnthing for you
0 votes
tOSU sucks far more than journalist's disdain for the excellent work that is sports blog writing
1 votes
tOSU, tOSU...how much dost thou suck? Let me count the ways!
3 votes
tOSU sucks more than a sucking chest wound...nature's way of telling you you screwed up
0 votes
tOSU sucks more than the wrath of Rambler after someone states that Ambrose Burnside was a better general than U.S. Grant
8 votes

107 votes | Poll has closed

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Black Shoe Diaries Who is going to have an outstanding game?

We've all been speculating about who the big players will be for the Nittany Lions.  Some are familiar faces who we are expecting big things from this season and some are new faces around whom much hype has developed.  So who do you think will be the one player that really takes it to the next level against the mighty Sycamores? 

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Black Shoe Diaries Games of the week

Well, it's just two days and a wake up to the first kickoffs on Thursday, and four days and a wake up till PSU's season gets underway.  So what games are everyone looking forward to this coming weekend?  I know the PSU v Indiana State game is paramount in everyone's minds, so it's not going to be listed...it's a given.

And, to complete the requirement:

"Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best; it removes all that is base. All men are afraid in battle. The coward is the one who lets his fear overcome his sense of duty. Duty is the essence of manhood."
George S. Patton


Poll
Which game in the Big 10, other than the PSU game, is the one you're most looking forward to?
UNLV vs. Wisconsin
18 votes
Youngstown St vs. Michigan St.
0 votes
Akron vs. Ohio St (wow, do they suck)
3 votes
Northwestern vs. Boston College
40 votes
Chattanooga vs. Nebraska
1 votes
Minnesota vs. USC
21 votes
Western Michigan vs. Michigan
6 votes
Arkansas State vs. Illinois
0 votes
Indiana vs. Ball State
2 votes
Middle Tenn vs. Purdue
0 votes
Tennessee Tech vs. Iowa
2 votes

93 votes | Poll has closed

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Black Shoe Diaries Brian Bennett is not your friend

If you haven't seen it, Brian Bennett on ESPN has done the best case/worst case for PSU.  He seems to think PSU will be closer to a 6-6 season (his worst case).  My question is, how can anyone think that this year could be WORSE than last year?  They point to the QB position but that's no different than last year.  They point to the lines but the O-line should be AT LEAST as good if not better and the D-Line can only get better (God forbid it's the same).  We know the receivers are good, the running game should be solid.  The secondary is quality and the LBs are going to destroy people.  Anyone saying 6-6 year is only a hater.  I have now added Brian Bennett to my Nixonian "Enemies List".

PSU best case-worst case

Poll
Which one is Brian Bennett?
Brian Bennett is an enemy of PSU
10 votes
Brian Bennett is a tool of Adam Rittenburg
24 votes
tOSU will always suck
71 votes

105 votes | Poll has closed

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