Pat McAfee.

As you know, this guy is pretty much the best player on the team (and at least right now, the best one listed under QB).
He is also the solution to all of our fucking scoring problems.


Assuming whichever player we have returning kicks takes a knee, the Colts start the drive at their 20.

Play 1: Handoff to Carter
About 4 yards gain.
Out to 24.
Play 2: Drop back, handoff to Brown
About 3 yards gain.
Out to 27.
Play 3: Handoff to whichever RB got more yards from previous plays
About 3-4 yards gain.
Out to 30.

Now, 4th down.
Play 4: This.
We score 3.

Yes, that is more than 75 yards, but this assumes that the coaching staff finally fucking gives up on passing, and gives PMac the practice time to do this.
And that video was just college. Imagine how much he could improve with reps.

The Colts should implement this.
What's to lose?

It's Halloween tomorrow, and this year, baseball's over by now.

There's my connection; after the jump (which is really unnecessary to have for a fanpost) , share your answers to these slightly prying questions because there's goddamn nothing else to do really on this site 'cause it's the offseason and guess who won.

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