Born 2nd half, 20th century. Half of the former infamous bobsled team of Mount & Pierce. Mount died in 1999 in a tragic vomiting accident. Mother was third alternate grip for nomadic gypsy theater company. Father was one-eyed beatnik poet widely accredited for conceiving what scholars commonly refer to today as the ‘nonsensical’ poetry structure. Attended the prestigious Juilliard School of Music as janitor apprentice. Gained notoriety for performing "Bad Moon Rising" on guitar with left buttock, on the British Web TV program "America’s Got No Talent".

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