Rejuvenile

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last login May 24, 2013
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Previously known only as the Evil Twin of Solanus, I'm his twin brother. I live and work behind enemy lines in the Chicago metro-area. I was born in the early 70's, moved to Central Missouri around the age of 6, and began my first forays into all things Cardinal just in time for the Denkinger Play. Gotten my baseball passport stamped in quite a few places, but never having lived near St Louis has always limited my availability for actual forays into Busch II-III.

"Rejuvenile" is a word that essentially means a person "who cultivate[s] tastes and mindsets traditionally associated with those younger than themselves", taken from the Christopher Noxon book of the same name. I love computer games (PC mostly, occasional Wii), role-playing games (though not as active as I once was), animation (e.g., Pixar, superheroes, bunch more), Legos (and not just certain LFs), etc.

Some people might associate the level of interest that we (SB Nation) have in baseball to be "rejuvenile", and I'm perfectly fine with that. I'm not about to give up my interests just to conform to the idea of what an adult male is supposed to be.

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mlb St. Louis Cardinals
nba Chicago Bulls
nfl Kansas City Chiefs
ncaaf Missouri Tigers
ncaab Missouri Tigers
nhl St. Louis Blues

Recent Activity

	More from Sports Illustrated (1968 style) Recommended on May 23 2013, 5:55p
	I think Carp could shatter Sting without the use of a weirding module. Commented on jaime garcia's 2013 season is over shortly after it started. fernando salas moves to the DL. on May 23 2013, 5:54p
	Wait, did Mark use some sort of euphemism without realizing it? Commented on jaime garcia's 2013 season is over shortly after it started. fernando salas moves to the DL. on May 23 2013, 5:32p - 1 reply
	Say no more, say no more! Commented on jaime garcia's 2013 season is over shortly after it started. fernando salas moves to the DL. on May 23 2013, 5:28p
	I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. Commented on jaime garcia's 2013 season is over shortly after it started. fernando salas moves to the DL. on May 23 2013, 5:14p
	I think that part has already been taken by Wiggytonne Commented on jaime garcia's 2013 season is over shortly after it started. fernando salas moves to the DL. on May 23 2013, 4:35p - 1 reply
	Shaving cream pies and Gatorade baths are cliche. Recommended on May 23 2013, 3:32p
	Ham steak? Commented on jaime garcia's 2013 season is over shortly after it started. fernando salas moves to the DL. on May 23 2013, 3:13p - 1 reply
	They shook him off and failed? Commented on jaime garcia's 2013 season is over shortly after it started. fernando salas moves to the DL. on May 23 2013, 2:58p - 1 reply
	I just had an image of Rosenthal Recommended on May 23 2013, 2:48p
	I'm in favor of referring to this version of Carp as The Revenant Commented on jaime garcia's 2013 season is over shortly after it started. fernando salas moves to the DL. on May 23 2013, 2:02p - 1 reply
	There's also some nice(?) progression working there Commented on Jaime Garcia and The Curse of the Hot Lefty on May 23 2013, 11:52a
	I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. Recommended on May 23 2013, 11:48a
	the above is funnier if you say it in the voice of Fred Fredburger Commented on Jaime Garcia and The Curse of the Hot Lefty on May 23 2013, 11:47a
	Yes... Commented on Jaime Garcia and The Curse of the Hot Lefty on May 23 2013, 11:46a - 1 reply
	I was hoping you'd be around. Any special plans to celebrate the 27th birthday of Collin Cowgill today? Recommended on May 23 2013, 11:46a
	Hell, I had to stop at the top level search for Front Row Amy Commented on On Shelby Miller and the St. Louis Cardinals losing to Jason Marquis on May 21 2013, 5:11p
	Sorry, I'm at work, I didn't feel secure enough in my position to do an exhaustive Google image search for Woman in Pink Commented on On Shelby Miller and the St. Louis Cardinals losing to Jason Marquis on May 21 2013, 5:11p - 1 reply
	She's almost as impressive as the Woman in Pink during the infamous Anthony Reyes 1-hitter loss Commented on On Shelby Miller and the St. Louis Cardinals losing to Jason Marquis on May 21 2013, 4:49p - 1 reply
	Bi-polar Betty Commented on On Shelby Miller and the St. Louis Cardinals losing to Jason Marquis on May 21 2013, 11:55a
	I've always thought the English language needed more words. Commented on Tyler Lyons, Chris Carpenter, & the Future 2013 St. Louis Cardinals Starting Rotation on May 21 2013, 11:49a
	Adequasivity. Recommended on May 21 2013, 11:49a
	Not to mention being a rather Chaucerian group. Commented on Tyler Lyons, Chris Carpenter, & the Future 2013 St. Louis Cardinals Starting Rotation on May 21 2013, 10:30a
	kinky: using a feather Commented on Tyler Lyons, Chris Carpenter, & the Future 2013 St. Louis Cardinals Starting Rotation on May 20 2013, 4:28p
	I guess Aroldis will never be able to throw higher than fourteen giraffes again at this pace Commented on Tyler Lyons, Chris Carpenter, & the Future 2013 St. Louis Cardinals Starting Rotation on May 20 2013, 3:25p
	You will never find a more wretched line-up of scum and villainy Recommended on May 17 2013, 5:54p
	Animal Cops: St Louis Commented on is this the real shelby miller? on May 16 2013, 4:13p - 1 reply
	for a second there, I thought this was a reply fail to the Wigginton caption contest Commented on Toward a Unified Theory of Ty Wigginton on May 16 2013, 2:09p
	Who knows? Recommended on May 14 2013, 5:46p
	No Subject Recommended on May 14 2013, 3:13p
	It's like staring into the Ty of Sauron Recommended on May 14 2013, 2:54p
	It's almost like we don't even use English over here. Commented on Toward a Unified Theory of Ty Wigginton on May 14 2013, 2:40p
	I didn't watch the entire game live, but when I saw Lynn load the bases in the first, Commented on Toward a Unified Theory of Ty Wigginton on May 14 2013, 2:32p
	Animaniacs theme song: "We have pay-for-play contracts!" Commented on Toward a Unified Theory of Ty Wigginton on May 14 2013, 2:26p
	That'll do, Wig Recommended on May 14 2013, 2:20p
	They don't make gloves that big Recommended on May 14 2013, 2:17p
	I don't really see him making it as a starter, he's barely thrown a changeup for a couple of years and presumably he's pretty low on confidence right now Recommended on May 14 2013, 9:59a
	One Step Beyond Commented on With Jake Westbrook on the DL, the St. Louis Cardinals Promote John Gast to Join the Rotation on May 14 2013, 9:39a
	It happened while u were fu**ing? Try gasterbating next time. Recommended on May 14 2013, 9:31a
	I was gasterbating but it picked my wife off. Recommended on May 14 2013, 9:31a
	It's the Associated Press byline that really sells it. Commented on Scott Kazmir's unlikely comeback (and comebacks in general) on May 10 2013, 2:46p
	I was getting a real strong Poe's Law vibe off of your statement, Commented on Scott Kazmir's unlikely comeback (and comebacks in general) on May 10 2013, 2:36p
	Wait a minute - is Kozma a MagiKarp? Commented on Scott Kazmir's unlikely comeback (and comebacks in general) on May 10 2013, 2:19p
	I think Midwestern teams' fans do feel pretty smug about their teams when they're doing well Commented on Scott Kazmir's unlikely comeback (and comebacks in general) on May 10 2013, 10:18a
	Hope you have a skinny ass - those are some narrow effing seats. Commented on May 9 is Adequate Sample Size Day on May 10 2013, 10:04a
	Don't Commented on May 9 is Adequate Sample Size Day on May 10 2013, 10:03a
	I would not trust Services people with real freezepops, never mind alien freezepops. Commented on May 9 is Adequate Sample Size Day on May 10 2013, 9:52a
	Silly Rabbit Commented on May 9 is Adequate Sample Size Day on May 10 2013, 9:48a
	Would not surprise me if somehow, in some way... Recommended on May 10 2013, 9:37a
	Probably got some help from Country Joe, as well. Commented on May 9 is Adequate Sample Size Day on May 10 2013, 9:37a
	Grit Commented on May 9 is Adequate Sample Size Day on May 10 2013, 9:33a
	Spoilers people! Commented on May 9 is Adequate Sample Size Day on May 10 2013, 9:29a
	BSE Commented on May 9 is Adequate Sample Size Day on May 10 2013, 9:27a
	You think (the exclamation point) should go at the end? Commented on May 9 is Adequate Sample Size Day on May 10 2013, 9:25a
	You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole. Commented on May 9 is Adequate Sample Size Day on May 10 2013, 9:23a
	And And! And Commented on May 9 is Adequate Sample Size Day on May 9 2013, 2:15p - 2 replies
	The "big funny scene" in the movie has Will Smith and Kenneth Branagh Commented on May 9 is Adequate Sample Size Day on May 9 2013, 2:13p - 2 replies
	I agree entirely Recommended on May 9 2013, 1:54p
	Completely forgot to take advantage of the edit feature (thanks, Dan!) to fix my "their/they're" Commented on May 9 is Adequate Sample Size Day on May 9 2013, 10:33a
	That would explain the rambling in their comments, like their not even reading what the other guy wrote. Commented on May 9 is Adequate Sample Size Day on May 9 2013, 10:31a - 1 reply
	A carry over fear from last year before Mujica joined the bullpen, forming MuBogMot, Guardian of the Lead? Commented on May 9 is Adequate Sample Size Day on May 9 2013, 10:28a
	OT: BCB Commented on May 9 is Adequate Sample Size Day on May 9 2013, 10:27a - 2 replies
	It's the cocaine Recommended on May 8 2013, 2:40p
	Sorry, (Bi-Polar) Betty was already assigned years ago Commented on How soon could the St. Louis Cardinals do better than Pete Kozma? on May 8 2013, 2:32p
	I thought the only AL shortstop was Jeter Recommended on May 8 2013, 2:27p
	That would explain the Gold Gloves Commented on How soon could the St. Louis Cardinals do better than Pete Kozma? on May 8 2013, 2:27p
	It sure is mellow watching Wig getting gassed Recommended on May 8 2013, 2:23p
	There, there - it'll be OK Commented on How soon could the St. Louis Cardinals do better than Pete Kozma? on May 8 2013, 2:19p
	Really needed to read the entire EALA Commented on How soon could the St. Louis Cardinals do better than Pete Kozma? on May 7 2013, 1:13p
	researchers project that peak Koz will arrive sometime in the mid to late 2010s Recommended on May 7 2013, 11:29a
	Olympic Rings Commented on St. Louis Cardinals Off-Day Odds & Ends on May 7 2013, 10:21a
	But not the upholstery. Commented on St. Louis Cardinals Off-Day Odds & Ends on May 7 2013, 10:17a
	Andy: Well, I'm full. Commented on St. Louis Cardinals Off-Day Odds & Ends on May 7 2013, 10:08a
	I will live in Montana. Commented on St. Louis Cardinals Off-Day Odds & Ends on May 7 2013, 9:47a
	"There is now a Level 0." Commented on St. Louis Cardinals Off-Day Odds & Ends on May 6 2013, 2:51p
	No Subject Recommended on May 6 2013, 10:31a
	I would rec this, but you didn't use a subject line Commented on Garcia & St. Louis Cardinals Bats Dominate in Milwaukee to Complete Series Sweep on May 6 2013, 10:31a
	My OOTP 14 season had Cleto get hurt in his first start of the season for Memphis, out for over a year Commented on Let's talk about the St. Louis Cardinals' bullpen moves, whatever they are on May 3 2013, 1:39p
	..."A St. Louis Defecation Community" Recommended on May 3 2013, 9:31a
	Don't you mean Recommended on May 2 2013, 2:03p

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