
RichardC
Jul 10, 2008 Aug 27, 2010 1 336
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Predictions Through the Mists of Time
I got out the tarot cards, the rune stones, sacrificed a chicken to Nostradamus, and polished up the crystal ball, in hopes of figuring out the 2010 Bronco season. Aside from viewing soggy tea leaves, the future revealed itself right after listening to an old, rebroadcast of Art Bell, as I was scaling Himalayan peaks to consult a Buddhist sage. I was informed in a trance that there were four areas of the team that would reveal themselves, if I sent my box tops in, quite the epiphany. Even though my website charges $19.99 plus shipping and handling, (the order doubles with separate S & H) for this revealed enlightenment, being a loyal MHR’r , I decided to inform this community as to the true meaning of life, especially since sales are slow. This message from the nether regions was communicated in four parts: 1) Coaching; 2) Offense; 3) Defense; and 4) Special Teams.
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