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Ride the Apocalypse

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Robinson Cano wrote "All I Really Need To Know I Learned in Kindergarten?"
Commented on 7-10: Chart on Apr 19 2014, 9:48p
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Commented on A look at the Mariners' early problems on Apr 19 2014, 9:45p
No matter how bad things get, at least Zunino isn't Olivo
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:29p
Zunino just gave the "are you fucking kidding me?" look to Rodney.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:25p
Just throw him one right down the middle so he can hit it 475 feet.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:23p - 1 reply
Rodney's chances of getting on base don't look much worse than anyone else's right now.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:22p - 1 reply
I do. The novelty of watching pitchers hit is the only thing we have left, haha.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:20p - 1 reply
Lloyd probably figures himself a revolutionary right now.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:19p
Yeah, it's not much fun right now.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:17p
More plausible if they can get enough guys on to get to him.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:12p
I want to see Danny Farquhar hit next inning.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:10p - 1 reply
Jason Vargas could manage a sub-3 ERA in this park.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:07p
Give him a barrel of onions and tell him to start slicing.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:04p
That was kinda funny.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:03p
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Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:00p - 2 replies
I wish we had guys that could hit like that with RISP.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 8:45p - 2 replies
"Though shalt not steal" explains his inability to run.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 8:38p
Well, that was...
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 8:36p
One swing can tie it right now.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 8:34p
Well, at least they can get BABIP'd too.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 8:09p
Only once we're statistically eliminated from playoff contention.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 8:08p
Define "Mariner."
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 8:03p
BABIP'd again!
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 8:03p
This rotation would be sunk if it weren't for Elias somehow holding things together with pitches that aren't even AAA-tested.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 8:01p - 2 replies
The Mariners just look so bad right now.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 7:51p - 1 reply
He might be worth a look if they DFA him, though.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 7:45p
I'm sure they'll fix it eventually. But for now, in many ways, it's like going backwards.
Commented on Using and abusing MLB's new challenge system on Apr 19 2014, 5:59p - 1 reply
Honestly, when that happens, I think it will infuriate people even more.
Commented on Using and abusing MLB's new challenge system on Apr 19 2014, 5:52p - 1 reply
One reason that people have wanted instant replay is to protect no-hitters and perfect games in the 9th inning from blown calls.
Commented on Using and abusing MLB's new challenge system on Apr 19 2014, 5:51p - 1 reply
Anyone have a bottle of pills I can borrow?
Commented on 7-9: Marlins do awful Marlins, Mariners do worse Mariners on Apr 18 2014, 11:32p
Word on the street (AKA a source I just made up) is that Lincoln has his eye on former Tigers GM Randy Smith.
Commented on 7-9: Marlins do awful Marlins, Mariners do worse Mariners on Apr 18 2014, 11:30p
We have more division titles than they do...
Commented on 7-9: Marlins do awful Marlins, Mariners do worse Mariners on Apr 18 2014, 11:11p
Phew. Glad I missed this one and the last one. Is it safe to tune in tomorrow?
Commented on 7-9: Marlins do awful Marlins, Mariners do worse Mariners on Apr 18 2014, 11:11p - 4 replies
Montero. Ha.
Commented on A few thoughts on Brad Miller on Apr 18 2014, 5:11p
Funny to think that the King of Pop has made more appearances with the Mariners than The King.
Commented on Sporcle Fridays: Most pitching appearances on Apr 18 2014, 11:56a
I could only think of 6. I forget relief pitchers easily, which comes in handy as a Mariners fan.
Commented on Sporcle Fridays: Most pitching appearances on Apr 18 2014, 11:55a
*Orcs >:(
Commented on Mariners waste seven Felix innings with pile of rotting mold on Apr 17 2014, 4:22a
Can we call him Fraudnando?
Commented on 7-7: Chart on Apr 16 2014, 11:44p - 1 reply
Anyways, to the questions:
Commented on 7-7: Chart on Apr 16 2014, 11:42p
50% Rodney, 25% McClendon, 25% Miller for me.
Commented on 7-7: Chart on Apr 16 2014, 11:34p - 1 reply
Hell, just donate the franchise to him.
Commented on 7-7: Chart on Apr 16 2014, 11:33p
Same here.
Commented on 7-7: Chart on Apr 16 2014, 11:32p - 1 reply
Probably.
Commented on 7-7: Chart on Apr 16 2014, 11:28p
The real Ichiro is hitting .425 this year.
Commented on 7-7: Chart on Apr 16 2014, 11:28p - 1 reply
This has been true.
Commented on 7-7: Chart on Apr 16 2014, 11:27p
In a nutshell:
Commented on 7-7: Chart on Apr 16 2014, 11:25p
I keep coming back to the same fear.
Commented on 7-7: Chart on Apr 16 2014, 11:23p - 2 replies
Ah. Well, I don't think he's looked that great on defense either.
Commented on 4/16: Open game thread on Apr 16 2014, 11:15p
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