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Recent Activity
Cartilage Free Captain
Joined on Aug 13 2014, 3:49p
for Forget about 2015, and focus on 2016 and beyond
Voted on Aug 7 2014, 3:51p
super gay
Commented on 8/6/14 OT - Scare Tactics on Aug 6 2014, 4:20p - 1 reply
also a sex tape
Commented on 8/6/14 OT - Scare Tactics on Aug 6 2014, 4:20p
I need her to release a lez sex tap immediately
Commented on 8/6/14 OT - Scare Tactics on Aug 6 2014, 4:20p - 1 reply
Holy shit how did I never hear about Kevin Mitchell cutting a cat's head off?
Commented on 8/6/14 OT - Scare Tactics on Aug 6 2014, 4:14p
Weird ALF
Commented on 8/6/14 OT - Scare Tactics on Aug 6 2014, 4:11p - 1 reply
WHAT UP BITCH
Commented on 8/6/14 OT - Scare Tactics on Aug 6 2014, 4:07p - 1 reply
your wife's parents have kids who are too young to watch Spongebob?
Commented on 8/5 OT: Albino Redwood on Aug 5 2014, 1:25p - 2 replies
now I sound just like TDT
Commented on 8/5 OT: Albino Redwood on Aug 5 2014, 1:17p
What the fuck is Reboot?
Commented on 8/5 OT: Albino Redwood on Aug 5 2014, 1:16p - 2 replies
There was a list of 10 god damn episodes that supposedly people always cry at.
Commented on 8/5 OT: Albino Redwood on Aug 5 2014, 1:14p - 1 reply
HEY people who cry at Futurama:
Commented on 8/5 OT: Albino Redwood on Aug 5 2014, 1:10p - 3 replies
Really? she looks hotter in that gif than the quick google image search results
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 12:06p - 1 reply
you sure about that?
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 12:02p - 2 replies
what the hell?
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 12:00p - 1 reply
I found Jesus
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 11:57a - 2 replies
Oh wait.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 11:56a
Anyone who drinks ends up dead?
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 11:55a - 3 replies
I wanna watch y'all fight
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 11:53a - 1 reply
WHO IS THIS
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 11:50a
Lawyer feud?
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 11:50a - 1 reply
she is pretty.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 11:47a
Here you go, Daigle:
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 11:45a - 6 replies
Tell me you're fucking kidding me here.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 11:41a - 1 reply
.........
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 11:38a
you disgust me
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 11:37a - 1 reply
I don't know what to tell you then
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 11:30a
I legitimately "lol-ed" when I saw that
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 11:30a
Because it's brilliant on infinite levels
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 11:28a - 1 reply
Take a long look.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 11:27a - 9 replies
hi.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 11:17a - 1 reply
Don't guy me, buddy
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 11:12a - 1 reply
Bro, I am one of them relax
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 11:11a - 1 reply
Los Angeles of Oakland Beaners of San Antonio
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 11:06a - 1 reply
I did too.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 11:00a
Are you going to jump off the Cowboys train
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 11:00a - 2 replies
No other quarterback should be cocksure when they know they'll never be as good as Aaron Rodgers.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 10:56a - 2 replies
Well you can still talk about porn stars.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 10:53a - 1 reply
You used to talk about banging porn stars.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 10:49a - 1 reply
I'll fuck you in the penis, you twat
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 10:48a - 1 reply
What would you prefer?
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 10:47a
Is he ready, sure?
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 10:47a - 1 reply
Guys, I'm begging you.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 10:44a - 8 replies
No Subject
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 10:34a - 1 reply
What up, British ciggeretttes?
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 10:33a - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Thursday Afternoon OT: Tomorrow begins the worst month of the year on Jul 31 2014, 4:40p - 1 reply
Man, I'm all for stricter border policies,
Commented on 7/31 OT: Chrysler's Cold Warrior on Jul 31 2014, 2:22p - 4 replies
'rrhea?
Commented on 7/31 OT: Chrysler's Cold Warrior on Jul 31 2014, 2:21p - 1 reply
So does this mean more or less Mexicans in 2015?
Commented on 7/31 OT: Chrysler's Cold Warrior on Jul 31 2014, 1:58p - 2 replies
I'm well aware of that.
Commented on 7/31 OT: Chrysler's Cold Warrior on Jul 31 2014, 1:14p - 1 reply
What's the deal with Howard the Duck?
Commented on 7/31 OT: Chrysler's Cold Warrior on Jul 31 2014, 1:00p - 4 replies
Are preseason poles what you call premarital dongs?
Commented on 7/31 OT: Chrysler's Cold Warrior on Jul 31 2014, 12:16p - 1 reply
Who is to blame for this?
Commented on 7/31 OT: Chrysler's Cold Warrior on Jul 31 2014, 11:54a - 2 replies
There used to be a time I could come in here and see all kinds of tits and ass and dinosaur cocks
Commented on 7/31 OT: Chrysler's Cold Warrior on Jul 31 2014, 11:53a - 2 replies
They might as well play at the Azteca
Commented on 7/30/14 - Millennials Can Be Heroes on Jul 30 2014, 3:50p - 1 reply
god dammit i hate you so fucking much
Commented on 7/30/14 - Millennials Can Be Heroes on Jul 30 2014, 3:42p
beer
Commented on 7/30/14 - Millennials Can Be Heroes on Jul 30 2014, 11:52a - 6 replies
anal
Commented on 7/30/14 - Millennials Can Be Heroes on Jul 30 2014, 11:09a - 1 reply
Even more reason they need to step up and train security to fucking annihilate these assholes
Commented on 7/30/14 - Millennials Can Be Heroes on Jul 30 2014, 10:41a - 1 reply
I can't believe no one from DPD didn't crack a fucking skull.
Commented on 7/30/14 - Millennials Can Be Heroes on Jul 30 2014, 10:35a - 2 replies
No Subject
Commented on 7/30/14 - Millennials Can Be Heroes on Jul 30 2014, 10:31a - 2 replies
No, I mean why the fuck did they all run out on the fucking field like Immigration was chasing them?
Commented on 7/30/14 - Millennials Can Be Heroes on Jul 30 2014, 10:30a - 2 replies
BTO, what the fuck was up with all your relatives invading the Cotton Bowl last night?
Commented on 7/30/14 - Millennials Can Be Heroes on Jul 30 2014, 10:27a - 1 reply
I didn't bother with the last thread.
Commented on 7/29/14 OT 2: Dig In on Jul 29 2014, 4:57p
what?
Commented on 7/29/14 OT 2: Dig In on Jul 29 2014, 4:40p - 1 reply
WHAT UP YOU BLOWJOS
Commented on 7/29/14 OT 2: Dig In on Jul 29 2014, 4:37p
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