Commented Well, with Yaz certainly reduces the chances of an unwanted pregnancy on Series Preview: Reds vs. Houston Astros on Red Reporter - 06/01/12 1:41 PM EDT

Commented The prevailing winds seem to be blowing from Los Angeles on this one on Series Preview: Reds vs. Houston Astros on Red Reporter - 06/01/12 1:34 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented He would make a nice 7th hitter on Farmers Only: Dayton showing signs of life, in their baseball team anyway on Red Reporter - 06/01/12 12:40 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Cozart has the lowest OBP of the 10 guys who play regularly on Farmers Only: Dayton showing signs of life, in their baseball team anyway on Red Reporter - 06/01/12 12:29 PM EDT (1 reply)

Voted for TODD FRAZIER LOSES BAT, HITS HOME RUN on SBNation.com - 06/01/12 11:53 AM EDT

Commented Good luck in the new job on This is the un-official "Farewell, jch24!" thread. It should really just be a FanShot. Smell ya... on Red Reporter - 06/01/12 12:17 AM EDT

Commented Child on Can the Reds win the Central while making outs this often? on Red Reporter - 05/31/12 8:26 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Here's one on Can the Reds win the Central while making outs this often? on Red Reporter - 05/31/12 7:27 PM EDT

Commented Janish, Valaika, and Gaithright are not solutions to anyone's problems on Can the Reds win the Central while making outs this often? on Red Reporter - 05/31/12 7:16 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented He may be the worst defensive player in baseball on Can the Reds win the Central while making outs this often? on Red Reporter - 05/31/12 6:10 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Did the NL adopt the DH rule? on Can the Reds win the Central while making outs this often? on Red Reporter - 05/31/12 5:51 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented This is why I need to stay off the internet until the Reds start beating hell out of Houston on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 10:04 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Pirate arms + GABP = bottom third of the league in ERA on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 10:00 PM EDT

Commented For sure? on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 9:57 PM EDT

Commented Just like the Mayans predicted on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 9:55 PM EDT

Commented All losses are Dusty's fault; wins are because of the players on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 9:52 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Shitnipples on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 9:50 PM EDT

Commented THIS IS WHY YOU BAT HANNY 8th on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 9:47 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented After all the love Miggy got in this thread, he owes us a base hit here. on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 9:44 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Dammit Joey on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 9:44 PM EDT

Commented I had a huge crush on Jenny Agutter when I was a kid on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 9:39 PM EDT

Commented The thing with Marshall is that he relies totally on that big curve on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 9:32 PM EDT

Commented Pfft. Thomas Jefferson is my cousin on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 9:30 PM EDT

Commented Yeah, but it was the strikes that really hurt us there on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 9:21 PM EDT

Commented I think it is mostly Heisey fans on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 9:17 PM EDT

Commented It means "absent of any of Joey Votto's DNA" on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 9:12 PM EDT

Commented It would be a lead off baserunner on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 9:07 PM EDT

Commented Drew likes toy cars on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 9:05 PM EDT

Commented I think he is due for a walk on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 8:57 PM EDT

Commented If the Reds lose 2-1, Imma gonna need to avoid the internet for a day or so on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 8:56 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented Yeah he should have thrown a better pitch there on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 8:48 PM EDT

Commented I think Beal is going to struggle in the NBA on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 8:42 PM EDT

Commented Beal could definitely fall to #4 on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 8:30 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I wouldn't draft him on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 8:24 PM EDT

Commented Kidd Gilchrist or Robinson could fall to #4, if one of the top 3 loves Drummond on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 8:20 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented Somewhere between the 1st and 2nd inning, AJ Burnett was replaced by a different, better version of AJ Burnett on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 8:00 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented the middle minors are alright on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 7:45 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented He ran at a ball in the corner and it bounced past him on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 7:40 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented This is why I hate wussing out and IBBing the 8th hitter on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 7:39 PM EDT

Commented Imagine the cascade of shit that would be raining down on Ludwick.... on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 7:36 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Yabbut on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 7:29 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented If he does, he will probably wind up with the Yankees on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 7:27 PM EDT

Commented Costanzo is not very lucky on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 7:25 PM EDT (3 replies)

Commented The official scorer fucked him on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 7:10 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Wow, that really got out of control on An attempt to evaluate the upcoming trade market and how the Reds could possibly upgrade... on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 6:41 PM EDT

Commented Reds 5 on Game 50: Reds @ Pirates (7:05 EDT). Cueto vs. Burnett. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 6:38 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Just saw this on The "supergrover : you ain't getting rid of me that easy post on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 6:38 PM EDT

Commented I'm amazed that this thread has over 200 comments, and they are generally on topic on An attempt to evaluate the upcoming trade market and how the Reds could possibly upgrade... on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 3:58 PM EDT (3 replies)

Commented My dad insists that Ripken's streak is bogus on An attempt to evaluate the upcoming trade market and how the Reds could possibly upgrade... on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 3:56 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I love it when people younger than me start exhibiting signs of old fogeyism on An attempt to evaluate the upcoming trade market and how the Reds could possibly upgrade... on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 3:51 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I think the term for this kind is "slashfic" on An attempt to evaluate the upcoming trade market and how the Reds could possibly upgrade... on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 3:47 PM EDT

Commented I think Boston's interest would be in getting rid of Youk on Isn't it ironic? on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 12:15 PM EDT (3 replies)

Commented Through 10 starts, the pitching lines of Arroyo and Bailey are almost identical on Isn't it ironic? on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 11:44 AM EDT

Commented Just on a "above or below career average" basis on Isn't it ironic? on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 11:36 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented So, someone on Twitter commented on how "unlucky" the Cardinals have been, so I decided to look something up on Isn't it ironic? on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 10:38 AM EDT (3 replies)

Commented That is a homer in GABP on Game 49: On his odyssey, Homer meets Pirates, beats them up. Reds win, 8-1. on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 11:15 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented He's telling kids to graduate High School on Game 49: On his odyssey, Homer meets Pirates, beats them up. Reds win, 8-1. on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 11:11 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented There is a Brokeback Mountain joke related to "Cowboy Cookies" on Game 49: On his odyssey, Homer meets Pirates, beats them up. Reds win, 8-1. on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 11:08 PM EDT

Commented The funny thing is, I did plug in the computer on Game 49: On his odyssey, Homer meets Pirates, beats them up. Reds win, 8-1. on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 11:07 PM EDT

Commented I think it will be an interesting series on Game 49: On his odyssey, Homer meets Pirates, beats them up. Reds win, 8-1. on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 11:06 PM EDT

Commented Christ, now it's even worse on Game 49: On his odyssey, Homer meets Pirates, beats them up. Reds win, 8-1. on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 11:03 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented For some reason this thread is way slower for me than the last one on Game 49: On his odyssey, Homer meets Pirates, beats them up. Reds win, 8-1. on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 10:58 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented You don't get to count that run on Game 49: On his odyssey, Homer meets Pirates, beats them up. Reds win, 8-1. on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 10:55 PM EDT

Commented If I could read, I wouldn't be hanging out here on Game 49: On his odyssey, Homer meets Pirates, beats them up. Reds win, 8-1. on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 10:54 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Hey, a new thread and no one told me? on Game 49: On his odyssey, Homer meets Pirates, beats them up. Reds win, 8-1. on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 10:52 PM EDT (3 replies)

Commented Prior to this game, their advanced stats weren't all that different on Game 49 Reds @ Pirates (7:05 PM EDT) Bailey vs. Morton on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 10:47 PM EDT

Commented I'd keep Stubby at #2 on Game 49 Reds @ Pirates (7:05 PM EDT) Bailey vs. Morton on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 10:43 PM EDT

Commented Aren't we all on Game 49 Reds @ Pirates (7:05 PM EDT) Bailey vs. Morton on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 10:42 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Another hapless University Employee! on Game 49 Reds @ Pirates (7:05 PM EDT) Bailey vs. Morton on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 10:38 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Good enuf on Game 49 Reds @ Pirates (7:05 PM EDT) Bailey vs. Morton on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 10:36 PM EDT

Commented Coconut is awesome on Game 49 Reds @ Pirates (7:05 PM EDT) Bailey vs. Morton on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 10:32 PM EDT

Commented Do you snort the coke first on Game 49 Reds @ Pirates (7:05 PM EDT) Bailey vs. Morton on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 10:29 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I first saw it in 1977 on Game 49 Reds @ Pirates (7:05 PM EDT) Bailey vs. Morton on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 10:28 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Any idea what year that is from? on Game 49 Reds @ Pirates (7:05 PM EDT) Bailey vs. Morton on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 10:24 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented God love BP on Game 49 Reds @ Pirates (7:05 PM EDT) Bailey vs. Morton on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 10:23 PM EDT

Commented They story I was told is that it originally read "Florence Mall" on Game 49 Reds @ Pirates (7:05 PM EDT) Bailey vs. Morton on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 10:20 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented My ass is above average on Game 49 Reds @ Pirates (7:05 PM EDT) Bailey vs. Morton on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 10:17 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented Because he is Cousin Luke on Game 49 Reds @ Pirates (7:05 PM EDT) Bailey vs. Morton on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 10:11 PM EDT

Commented You just described all of Red Reporter. on Game 49 Reds @ Pirates (7:05 PM EDT) Bailey vs. Morton on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 10:10 PM EDT (3 replies)

Commented I think you would dig it on Game 49 Reds @ Pirates (7:05 PM EDT) Bailey vs. Morton on Red Reporter - 05/29/12 10:10 PM EDT (1 reply)