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Robert L. Bishop

  • joined Nov 12, 2010
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I'm the Managing Editor of Coming Home Newcastle, the world's greatest Newcastle United blog. I also write about fantasy baseball for Fake Teams.

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Recent Activity
Slammed shut
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 6:00p - 1 reply
/goes to look and see what center backs are available on a free
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 5:50p - 1 reply
So awkward
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 5:48p
Come back to us, 'arry
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 5:41p
The
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 5:30p
What if your team forfeits?
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 5:28p - 1 reply
Just having a bit of fun on Deadline Day
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 5:28p
Michael Owen tweets, proves the correct way does not exist
Posted on Sep 1 2014, 5:27p
I don't know why I'm still watching this
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 5:08p - 2 replies
"We signed nine players, you can't please everybody all the time, etc"
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 4:58p - 1 reply
SSN: Nastasic not leaving
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 4:56p
To be fair, he was saying that earlier today
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 4:50p - 1 reply
Roma has option to buy
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 4:41p - 1 reply
Jim White time
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 3:00p - 1 reply
Some reporters continue to bang the Nastasic drum
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 2:59p - 1 reply
Reporter butchered his name three times
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 2:39p - 2 replies
no one respects sarcasm
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 2:15p
Sorry, you're right
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 2:14p - 1 reply
In January, I think
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 2:13p
CB depth chart
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 2:10p - 2 replies
This is where the commentator mentions that he hasn't scored since Arsenal
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 2:09p
Still makes no sense if there's no replacement coming
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 2:09p - 1 reply
Beyond stupid
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 2:01p - 1 reply
Kind of weird that there hasn't been a peep about Jonas
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 1:55p - 1 reply
We still melting down?
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 1:51p - 1 reply
Not saying you shouldn't have linked it
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 12:41p - 1 reply
Like this. Wankers
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 12:40p - 1 reply
Anybody who announces news with a pretweet is not worth following
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 12:39p - 2 replies
Gotta take off for a bit
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 12:08p
Lots of noise that West Ham have bid for HBA
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 11:59a
ugh
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 11:52a - 1 reply
Yeah, we're not paying more than 10 for sure
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 11:49a - 1 reply
We're definitely selling low
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 11:46a - 1 reply
Ah, okay
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 11:46a
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 11:42a - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 11:39a - 2 replies
Twitter is now in full helicopter mode
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 11:32a
Wet blanket
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 11:23a - 2 replies
I'm unaware of this. Enlighten me
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 11:22a - 1 reply
Our Underwater Ally
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 11:19a - 1 reply
Don't say you weren't warned
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 11:18a - 1 reply
Deny the existence of Bigfoot at your own peril
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 11:15a - 1 reply
/golf clap
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 11:12a
Here we go
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 11:07a - 1 reply
Whoops, wrong tweet
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 11:06a - 2 replies
German U21, been solid for Wolfsburg
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 11:06a - 1 reply
Wouldn't have bought him for that much
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 10:49a - 1 reply
We had some formatting issues in the post, but those have been fixed
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 10:46a
Will make it even funnier when they finish 7th
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 9:13a - 1 reply
Looks like it's just speculation
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 9:09a - 1 reply
RvP injured, isn't he?
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 9:07a - 1 reply
Get hype
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 8:58a - 1 reply
Isn't that the loan fee, though?
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 8:55a - 1 reply
Welbeck
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 8:51a - 1 reply
CB a necessity, IMO
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 8:36a - 1 reply
Yeah, that's the depressing part.
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 8:34a - 1 reply
SSN report in front of SJP
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 8:34a - 1 reply
This is not new information
Commented on The Final Countdown: Transfer Deadline Rumor Roundup on Sep 1 2014, 8:30a
No Subject
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 8:22a - 1 reply
PSA
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 8:17a
Now the Nastasic - Newcastle link has been reported on the air on SSN
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 8:11a - 1 reply
Nastasic
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 8:09a - 2 replies
Lee Ryder says no
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 8:04a
In other news, the Simpsons marathon is into its 11th day
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 8:02a - 1 reply
Now people are tweeting that something's going to happen because the official Instagram account started following Defoe
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 7:46a - 1 reply
Would be a weird move, and I doubt it happens
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 7:44a - 1 reply
Defoe
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 7:44a - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 7:33a
Update
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 7:30a - 1 reply
So if you hang out in the comments section,
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 7:21a
Update
Commented on Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live on Sep 1 2014, 7:21a - 3 replies
Follow Newcastle United's transfer deadline live
Posted on Sep 1 2014, 7:00a
That's the worry
Commented on The Final Countdown: Transfer Deadline Rumor Roundup on Aug 31 2014, 9:38p - 1 reply
Well
Commented on The Final Countdown: Transfer Deadline Rumor Roundup on Aug 31 2014, 7:44p - 1 reply
Well, he moved to Atlético and didn't play
Commented on The Final Countdown: Transfer Deadline Rumor Roundup on Aug 31 2014, 7:15p - 2 replies
St. Mary's Musings
Joined on Aug 31 2014, 6:55p
Toby Alderweireld is going to Southampton
Commented on The Final Countdown: Transfer Deadline Rumor Roundup on Aug 31 2014, 6:52p - 1 reply
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