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Robert L. Bishop

  • joined Nov 12, 2010
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I'm the Managing Editor of Coming Home Newcastle, the world's greatest Newcastle United blog. I also write about fantasy baseball for Fake Teams.

A Fan Of...

  • EPL Newcastle United FC
  • MLB Texas Rangers
  • NHL Dallas Stars
  • MLS FC Dallas
  • NCAAB Abilene Christian Wildcats
  • NBA Dallas Mavericks
  • NFL Jacksonville Jaguars
  • FIFA USMNT
  • Bundesliga BVB
  • Cycling Eric Byrnes
Recent Activity
Nope
Commented on 'Sports Illustrated' cover features Kaepernick's abs, Russell Wilson's penis on Aug 27 2014, 8:00p
League Cup Round Three draw: Newcastle face another long trip
Posted on Aug 27 2014, 5:16p
Awesome, thanks for the report
Commented on While Toothless First Team Travel To Gillingham, Reserves Score For Fun And Stay Home on Aug 27 2014, 11:58a
Solid design
Commented on The Year Ahead and the Year Behind in Kits: The one with Newcastle in it. (Part 2 of 3) on Aug 25 2014, 7:04p - 1 reply
Newcastle United Player Ratings vs. Aston Villa
Posted on Aug 25 2014, 11:49a
Report: Newcastle to take first team squad to Gillingham for cup tie
Posted on Aug 23 2014, 11:13a
Alan Pardew wants you to smile (VINE)
Posted on Aug 23 2014, 10:01a
Play de Jong and Ferreyra, I guess?
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 9:46a
Instant Reaction and Player Rating Form
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 9:46a
Aston Villa 0, Newcastle United 0 - Instant Reaction and Player Rating Form
Posted on Aug 23 2014, 9:45a
Williamson yellow
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 9:27a
Part of it is that
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 9:26a - 2 replies
Ayoze...
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 9:25a
Newcastle on the front foot
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 9:13a
Siem for Anita, who has been just okay
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 9:10a
That vine is going to live forever
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 9:10a - 1 reply
Sanchez on for Insomnia
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 9:03a
This is the worst
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 9:01a
Wow, that was something
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 8:57a
That free kick routine almost worked!
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 8:52a
Yellow to Insomnia
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 8:51a
sigh
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 8:39a
Oh, I missed that
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 8:39a
Show me
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 8:37a - 1 reply
Both Riviere and Cabella playing brilliantly and terribly in equal parts
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 8:22a
But a SOT nonetheless
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 8:19a
Too much nonsense going on in front of the box
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 8:12a
FINISH SOMETHING
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 8:10a
Terrible foul from Colback
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 8:01a
Cabella what are you doing
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 8:00a
smh
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 7:58a
Insomnia
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 7:54a
Janmaat off to a rough start
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 7:52a
It's weird
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 7:48a - 1 reply
Same XI
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 7:32a
No Subject
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa match thread on Aug 23 2014, 7:31a - 2 replies
Where's part 2?
Commented on The Year Ahead and the Year Behind in Kits. (Part 1 of 3) on Aug 22 2014, 4:02p
Premier League Match 2: Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa
Posted on Aug 22 2014, 3:55p
Missed opportunity to include
Commented on Keep your enemies closer: A Q&A with an Aston Villa blogger on Aug 22 2014, 3:02p - 1 reply
Keep your enemies closer: A Q&A with an Aston Villa blogger
Posted on Aug 22 2014, 2:19p
Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa Match Preview
Posted on Aug 22 2014, 9:52a
I like him
Commented on Newcastle United transfer latest: Lokomotiv after Tiote on Aug 20 2014, 10:31a - 1 reply
Newcastle United transfer latest: Lokomotiv after Tiote
Posted on Aug 20 2014, 10:27a
Sorry, Sonic
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Manchester City Match Preview on Aug 17 2014, 12:59p - 1 reply
Didn't see it all
Commented on Instant Reaction Newcastle 0-2 Manchester City on Aug 17 2014, 12:59p
Aarons running down the pitch with Coloccini
Commented on Newcastle vs. Manchester City lineups, kickoff time and more on Aug 17 2014, 12:48p
Announcers seem encouraged by Newcastle's effort
Commented on Newcastle vs. Manchester City lineups, kickoff time and more on Aug 17 2014, 12:47p - 3 replies
No Subject
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Manchester City Match Preview on Aug 17 2014, 12:45p - 1 reply
Hey, if they're not going to call that
Commented on Newcastle vs. Manchester City lineups, kickoff time and more on Aug 17 2014, 12:44p
Wow
Commented on Newcastle vs. Manchester City lineups, kickoff time and more on Aug 17 2014, 12:42p
Ayoze
Commented on Newcastle vs. Manchester City lineups, kickoff time and more on Aug 17 2014, 12:42p - 1 reply
Just got in
Commented on Newcastle vs. Manchester City lineups, kickoff time and more on Aug 17 2014, 12:41p - 3 replies
How about that FCD match last night?
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Manchester City Match Preview on Aug 17 2014, 9:15a - 1 reply
Yeah, but
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Manchester City Match Preview on Aug 17 2014, 9:06a - 1 reply
That was fun.
Commented on FC Dallas vs San Jose Earthquakes: Match thread on Aug 17 2014, 12:30a
Joey Barton?
Commented on Newcastle United vs. Manchester City Match Preview on Aug 16 2014, 9:29p
for Manchester City win
Voted on Aug 16 2014, 12:08p
Newcastle United vs. Manchester City Match Preview
Posted on Aug 16 2014, 9:40a
Premier League Match 1: Newcastle United vs. Manchester City
Posted on Aug 15 2014, 2:10p
Keep your enemies closer: A Q&A with Manchester City blog Bitter & Blue
Posted on Aug 15 2014, 2:04p
Siem De Jong, Cheick Tiote out against City with injury
Posted on Aug 15 2014, 10:23a
Yeah, I love the makeup of Gary Glitter's U-12's
Commented on #CHNEFL: Coming Home Newcastle tackles a new fantasy game on Aug 14 2014, 11:32p - 1 reply
#CHNEFL: Coming Home Newcastle tackles a new fantasy game
Posted on Aug 14 2014, 6:42p
That looks like a uniform I made in Madden once.
Commented on Newcastle United League Cup draw: What's a Gillingham? on Aug 14 2014, 3:11p - 1 reply
Newcastle United League Cup draw: What's a Gillingham?
Posted on Aug 14 2014, 12:04p
Newcastle midfielder linked in move that makes little sense
Posted on Aug 13 2014, 9:00a
Toon Crier: Newcastle midfielder to leave?
Posted on Aug 12 2014, 9:00a
Keep your enemies closer: Give us your Manchester City questions
Posted on Aug 11 2014, 9:00a
GOOOOAAALLLLLLL
Commented on Newcastle United face Real Sociedad in final preseason test on Aug 10 2014, 10:15a - 1 reply
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