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Robert L. Bishop

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I'm the Managing Editor of Coming Home Newcastle, the world's greatest Newcastle United blog. I also write about fantasy baseball for Fake Teams.

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Recent Activity
Doesn't matter
Commented on Newcastle could get a new 'fruity' kit sponsor on Jul 23 2014, 5:53p
for Steven Caulker
Voted on Jul 22 2014, 11:59p
Then again, Cabella
Commented on What did we learn from Sydney FC 0, Newcastle United 4? on Jul 22 2014, 9:21p - 1 reply
Official: Sylvain Marveaux out on season-long loan
Posted on Jul 22 2014, 1:50p
What did we learn from Sydney FC 0, Newcastle United 4?
Posted on Jul 22 2014, 1:06p
No Subject
Commented on NUFC pays tribute to fans who perished in MH17 crash on Jul 18 2014, 9:54a
I've seen people throw the "17 goals in 50 matches" stat around
Commented on Newcastle officially announce Janmaat as Debuchy introduced at Arsenal on Jul 18 2014, 9:49a
NUFC pays tribute to fans who perished in MH17 crash
Posted on Jul 18 2014, 9:44a
Freudian slip?
Commented on Newcastle officially announce Janmaat as Debuchy introduced at Arsenal on Jul 17 2014, 10:04p
Here's Pardew:
Commented on Newcastle officially announce Janmaat as Debuchy introduced at Arsenal on Jul 17 2014, 1:30p
Newcastle officially announce Janmaat as Debuchy introduced at Arsenal
Posted on Jul 17 2014, 1:22p
Janmaat just announced
Commented on Arsenal sign Mathieu Debuchy from Newcastle on Jul 17 2014, 1:07p - 1 reply
And it's happening every day, too.
Commented on Monaco striker set to join Newcastle on Jul 16 2014, 2:51p
This is a false dichotomy.
Commented on The 2014 World Cup made soccer mainstream on Jul 16 2014, 10:21a
NOICE
Commented on Toon Crier: Pre-season kicks off on Jul 15 2014, 2:55p
Isn't he headed out of country?
Commented on Feyonoord fullback in Newcastle for medical, deal done on Jul 15 2014, 10:16a - 1 reply
I'm sad about MYM possibly (probably?) leaving
Commented on Toon Crier: Cabella signs on Jul 14 2014, 12:14p - 1 reply
It's all starting to come together
Commented on Feyonoord fullback in Newcastle for medical, deal done on Jul 14 2014, 10:03a - 1 reply
UGGGGGGHHHH
Commented on World Cup Final Open Thread on Jul 13 2014, 5:26p
Hope they finish it here
Commented on World Cup Final Open Thread on Jul 13 2014, 4:54p
If Kun doesn't slip there, it's game over
Commented on World Cup Final Open Thread on Jul 13 2014, 4:43p
Pretty pedestrian second half
Commented on World Cup Final Open Thread on Jul 13 2014, 4:39p
This ref is jobbing the Argentineans
Commented on World Cup Final Open Thread on Jul 13 2014, 4:18p
So close
Commented on World Cup Final Open Thread on Jul 13 2014, 4:06p
Pretty good half
Commented on World Cup Final Open Thread on Jul 13 2014, 3:48p
Apparently Cabella is at SJP right now
Commented on World Cup Final Open Thread on Jul 13 2014, 3:47p - 2 replies
Muller diving?
Commented on World Cup Final Open Thread on Jul 13 2014, 3:42p
Uh
Commented on World Cup Final Open Thread on Jul 13 2014, 3:34p - 1 reply
Never should have been let back on
Commented on World Cup Final Open Thread on Jul 13 2014, 3:31p
That moment when the goalscorer realizes the flag is up
Commented on World Cup Final Open Thread on Jul 13 2014, 3:30p
That's a soft yellow
Commented on World Cup Final Open Thread on Jul 13 2014, 3:29p
No Subject
Commented on World Cup Final Open Thread on Jul 13 2014, 3:22p
Kramer's back out
Commented on World Cup Final Open Thread on Jul 13 2014, 3:22p - 1 reply
Higuain misses the frame 1 on 1
Commented on World Cup Final Open Thread on Jul 13 2014, 3:20p - 1 reply
yep
Commented on World Cup Final Open Thread on Jul 13 2014, 3:13p
I'm so nervous
Commented on World Cup Final Open Thread on Jul 13 2014, 3:12p - 1 reply
Messi just abused Hummels
Commented on World Cup Final Open Thread on Jul 13 2014, 3:09p
Spotify has a playlist for today's match
Commented on World Cup Final Open Thread on Jul 13 2014, 2:59p
+1
Commented on World Cup Final Open Thread on Jul 13 2014, 2:55p
all right, all right, all right
Commented on World Cup Final Open Thread on Jul 13 2014, 2:54p
I want to see what Taylor can do
Commented on Davide Santon injury an early test of Newcastle's depth on Jul 13 2014, 10:14a
Kinda said that in the second paragraph
Commented on Newcastle's first preseason match could answer questions about striker, depth on Jul 13 2014, 10:12a
Davide Santon injury an early test of Newcastle's depth
Posted on Jul 13 2014, 9:00a
arg
Commented on Newcastle's first preseason match could answer questions about striker, depth on Jul 13 2014, 12:47a
I'm just not confident in Gouffran as the lone striker.
Commented on Newcastle's first preseason match could answer questions about striker, depth on Jul 12 2014, 5:53p
I haven't read or seen anything that would give a clear indication
Commented on Newcastle's first preseason match could answer questions about striker, depth on Jul 12 2014, 5:52p
That's all she wrote
Commented on World Cup Third Place Match Open Thread on Jul 12 2014, 5:49p
Yellow for simulation
Commented on World Cup Third Place Match Open Thread on Jul 12 2014, 5:28p - 1 reply
Wow, that's crazy
Commented on World Cup Third Place Match Open Thread on Jul 12 2014, 4:31p - 1 reply
The meltdown continues
Commented on World Cup Third Place Match Open Thread on Jul 12 2014, 4:02p - 1 reply
Newcastle United Preseason 2014
Posted on Jul 12 2014, 10:49a
Newcastle's first preseason match could answer questions about striker, depth
Posted on Jul 12 2014, 10:42a
for Gareth Bale
Voted on Jul 11 2014, 4:30p
You are in luck, my friend.
Commented on Remy Cabella headed to Newcastle United, per report on Jul 11 2014, 3:11p
That's a decent comparison
Commented on Remy Cabella headed to Newcastle United, per report on Jul 11 2014, 2:36p - 1 reply
Are you saying a helmet wouldn't help?
Commented on Soccer's concussion problem on Jul 11 2014, 1:15p
Totally forgot about Colback
Commented on Remy Cabella headed to Newcastle United, per report on Jul 11 2014, 12:12p
If we had to play tomorrow, though
Commented on Remy Cabella headed to Newcastle United, per report on Jul 11 2014, 12:09p - 1 reply
This is fun
Commented on Remy Cabella headed to Newcastle United, per report on Jul 11 2014, 12:05p - 2 replies
That was fun
Commented on FC Dallas vs Carolina RailHawks: USOC Quartefinals Game Thread on Jul 9 2014, 9:26p
Nice unselfish play from Castillo at the end there
Commented on FC Dallas vs Carolina RailHawks: USOC Quartefinals Game Thread on Jul 9 2014, 9:21p
Need to be careful with those counters
Commented on FC Dallas vs Carolina RailHawks: USOC Quartefinals Game Thread on Jul 9 2014, 9:17p
Huge interception by Hedges
Commented on FC Dallas vs Carolina RailHawks: USOC Quartefinals Game Thread on Jul 9 2014, 9:17p - 1 reply
Mauro is feeling it
Commented on FC Dallas vs Carolina RailHawks: USOC Quartefinals Game Thread on Jul 9 2014, 9:11p
That was very impressive
Commented on FC Dallas vs Carolina RailHawks: USOC Quartefinals Game Thread on Jul 9 2014, 9:03p
Bah.
Commented on Netherlands-Argentina Open Thread on Jul 9 2014, 6:04p
Hoping for the return of Krul
Commented on Netherlands-Argentina Open Thread on Jul 9 2014, 6:01p - 2 replies
Shola to Sunderland would be the biggest heel turn since Hogan revealed himself to be the third man
Commented on Toon Crier: Shopping spree on Jul 9 2014, 12:29p - 1 reply
I love the escalation here
Commented on Brazil-Germany Match Thread on Jul 8 2014, 7:48p
Got anybody in mind?
Commented on What does Siem de Jong mean to Newcastle? on Jul 8 2014, 1:10a - 1 reply
Argentina gonna win the whole thing, huh?
Commented on World Cup Quarterfinals Day 2 Open Thread on Jul 5 2014, 2:11p - 2 replies
See, that's why they lost
Commented on World Cup Quarterfinals Day One Open Thread on Jul 4 2014, 2:13p
Was busy doing July 4 things
Commented on World Cup Quarterfinals Day One Open Thread on Jul 4 2014, 2:02p - 1 reply
Taste the meat, not the heat.
Commented on Man the Grill, Man on Jul 3 2014, 5:57p
What does Siem de Jong mean to Newcastle?
Posted on Jul 3 2014, 2:34p
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