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Robert L. Bishop

  • joined Nov 12, 2010
  • last login Aug 23, 2014
  • posts 1252
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I'm the Managing Editor of Coming Home Newcastle, the world's greatest Newcastle United blog. I also write about fantasy baseball for Fake Teams.

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  • MLB Texas Rangers
  • NHL Dallas Stars
  • NBA Dallas Mavericks
  • EPL Newcastle United FC
  • MLS FC Dallas
  • Cycling Eric Byrnes
  • Soccer BVB
  • General Trying out this #Jagpies thing (Jacksonville Jaguars)
User Blog

Newcastle United vs. Swansea City Match Thread

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Let's try not to headbutt anybody today, eh boys?

NUFC Loan Watch: Abeid, Good advance to cup finals

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Mehdi Abeid scored a goal for Panathinaikos to help them advance to the Greek Cup final. Could he contend for a spot with Newcastle in 2014-15?

Loic Remy isn't walking through that door

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Newcastle United have a striker problem they must address this summer.

Game of the Week Preview: Baltimore @ Boston

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Baltimore visits Boston in our Game of the Week. We've got your fantasy preview here.

GameThread
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Fake Teams Game of the Week Live Thread: BOS @ NYY

Come join us for fantasy baseball discussion during the Sunday night game!

Alan Pardew's self-delusion is a detriment to NUFC

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Alan Pardew blamed the local press for the fans' unhappiness with the club following their fourth loss in five matches Saturday.

SCFC 1, NUFC 0

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Newcastle refused to show up for a match...again.

Stoke vs. Newcastle Game Thread

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No Loic Remy, no expectations.

Remy still hurt; Place all your money on '0 goals'

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Newcastle's only goal-scoring threat will once again miss out.

Pick Your Poison: Ashley or Shepherd?

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Freddy Shepherd says he's still interested in taking Newcastle United back. We're not okay with that, are we?

Newcastle United Reshuffle Board; Nothing Changes

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Newcastle have a new Managing Director, which means there's a new guy in charge of enacting Mike Ashley's policies.

Fake Teams Game of the Week Preview: BOS @ NYY

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Our Game of the Week turns its attention to the Bronx this week. We provide a preview of the Red Sox and Yankees ahead of Sunday's tilt.

GameThread
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Fake Teams Game of the Week #1: Giants @ Dodgers

Come join us as we watch Sunday Night Baseball together.

Hey, Newcastle: It matters whether or not you try

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The Newcastle United players appear to have given up. Is there any chance they can rebound at all this season?

Fantasy Baseball Player Profiles: Crawford, Belt

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Today we look at two players on opposite ends of the career spectrum. What value can Brandon Belt and Carl Crawford add to your fantasy baseball team?

Introducing the Fake Teams Game of the Week

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In 2014, Fake Teams will be giving one game each week a bit more attention than the others. It's the Game of the Week, fantasy style.

Old Man Yells at Cloud: An NUFC Diatribe

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Newcastle United have been terrible for months. Who is to blame for the problems at St James' Park?

Southampton 4, Newcastle United 0

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Was this the worst performance ever for Newcastle? It sure feels like it.

Southampton vs. Newcastle Game Thread

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The battle for 8th place rages on.

Krul Out, Santon to Return?

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Newcastle #1 may be missing for up to three weeks, according to reports.

Newcastle United vs. Everton Game Thread

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Newcastle host Everton. Come discuss the game with us.

Keep Your Enemies Closer

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Calvin of Royal Blue Mersey stops by for a chat about the Toffees.

Newcastle United 1, Crystal Palace 0

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Papiss Cisse's late winner lifted Newcastle from an otherwise frustrating performance.

Newcastle United - Crystal Palace Game Thread

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Newcastle host Crystal Palace. Will anybody score? Watch along with us.

Newcastle United - Crystal Palace Match Preview

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Newcastle United host Crystal Palace Saturday. We've got your team news and a look at some chalkboards from the Fulham match to get you ready.

FanPost
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AL-Only League seeks members - drafting Saturday

Hey guys, I've got an AL-only league that needs to be filled out before Saturday's draft. Most of the current league members are regular Fake Teams readers, and I will vouch for the others - this...

Fulham - Newcastle Live Match Thread

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The John Carver era begins now.

Fulham - Newcastle United Match Preview

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Newcastle United travel to West London sans manager to take on last place Fulham.

Keep Your Enemies Closer: Fulham

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We sat down with Cottagers Confidential's Andrew Beck to talk about Fulham ahead of Saturday's match.

Olivier Kemen's Hand of God

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The Newcastle U-18 squad lost in the FA Cup Quarterfinal 2-3 on Tuesday. The first NUFC goal was scored by Olivier Kemen in hilarious fashion.

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