SB Nation User Blog: Robert

8/13- Offtopicablueza

Robert — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 07:18:34 -0000

Possible discussions-

Ways to pick car locks
Free methods of getting into a car
Are Ford ZX2 car locks interchangeable?
Ways to trick AAA into thinking that you have a membership with them.
Stories of how you locked your keys in your car but were able to figure out how to get them out by the time you had to work at 12:45 the next afternoon.
Is anyone driving to Issaquah tomorrow?
If you were Robert's spare key where would you be?

MATTHEW IS MY NEW HERO

Robert — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:09:02 -0000

MATTHEW IS MY NEW HERO

POUTINE IN SEATTLE

Late edit: Out of poutine at 1:45 >:(

In this FanPost we will waste my time.

Robert — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:49:21 -0000

I am bored and not drunk, but I do have is a pirated copy of MS Paint. What I don't have is anything to draw. Direct me and my C+ grade in 7th grade introduction to Art class education.

Just to clarify I can't draw the following things:

Anything not in stick figure form.
Things that look real.
People doing anything but holding hands and doing NSFW activities with their mouth.
For free.

Image FanShot

Robert — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 01:29:36 -0000

Bob Fontaine is an idiot

Robert — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:52:13 -0000

WHY DID WE NOT DRAFT STRASBURG???!!!???

How the hell did Bavasi/Fountaine think that Fields could possibly have more potential over Strasburg. I only put up with the losing in hoping that we could come away a difference maker and instead we have Morrow over Lincecum 2.0.

In case any of you haven’t seen the videos, this is the man that WILL NOT be pitching for us in the future

http://aztecchannel.sdsu.edu/media/features/041809_BB_Feature_23Strikeoutgame.wmv

I knew we were allergic to smart but holy Christ this is a whole new level.

Fuck this team. LETS GO RAYS (who ironically would not pass on Stephen Strasburg)

mY'S EX' S CATS SMELLS LIKE CATFOOD

Robert — Thu, 29 May 2008 06:33:25 -0000

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Good has finally come out of this terrible week

Robert — Sun, 11 May 2008 19:18:25 -0000

It appears that SBN has finally fixed the search feature. Now I am able to count how many times the following phrases were uttered:

"Go M's": ~~7,303~~ 436 times (Thanks Power Search!)

"Fuck you M's": 352 times

"I love you": 1,496 times

"Die in a Fire": 136 times

"Griffey": 1,282 times

"Bonds": 1,479 times

"John Olerud Sucks": 170 times

"Thats What She Said": 329 times

"Lillibridge": 142 times (God I hate this meme)

"Go gay for": 77 times

"Your mother is a Whore" 4 times

And it looks like they even added a nifty new option called Power Search

Let us live on

Robert — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:03:12 -0000

http://neolookoutlanding.blogspot.com/

The Dugout may be dead but...

Robert — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 04:58:35 -0000

This is pretty much the greatest thread in the history of the internet.

Something Awful Plays Baseball Mogul

The secret to our success

Robert — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:18:22 -0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfGZsPLDkY8