Commented the economy is pining for the fjords on This Notes Column Brought To You by Maikel Cleto and Sam Freeman on Viva El Birdos - 06/01/12 3:32 PM EDT

Commented keep giving advice that sensible and you'll advise yourself right out of a job on This Notes Column Brought To You by Maikel Cleto and Sam Freeman on Viva El Birdos - 06/01/12 3:31 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented some people think it indicates emphasis on This Notes Column Brought To You by Maikel Cleto and Sam Freeman on Viva El Birdos - 06/01/12 2:11 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented if it's wrong to dislike short people, I don't want to be right, dammit on This Notes Column Brought To You by Maikel Cleto and Sam Freeman on Viva El Birdos - 06/01/12 1:58 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I heard the NSA has a fastball that can actually deaden other nearby sounds on This Notes Column Brought To You by Maikel Cleto and Sam Freeman on Viva El Birdos - 06/01/12 1:38 PM EDT (1 reply)

Recommended these dead bodies are turning into sound! on Viva El Birdos - 05/31/12 11:21 PM EDT

Commented honestly dude on St. Louis Cardinals Promote Cleto, Demote Dickson & Fick In Attempt to Upgrade Bullpen on Viva El Birdos - 05/31/12 11:21 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented bodies are hard to hide on St. Louis Cardinals Promote Cleto, Demote Dickson & Fick In Attempt to Upgrade Bullpen on Viva El Birdos - 05/31/12 11:08 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented this is the thing that really gets me on St. Louis Cardinals Promote Cleto, Demote Dickson & Fick In Attempt to Upgrade Bullpen on Viva El Birdos - 05/31/12 11:04 PM EDT

Recommended Carlos Beltran continues to tear it up as he added 3 more RBIs yesterday and pushed his season total to 42 - third in MLB behind only Hamilton and Ethier. on Viva El Birdos - 05/31/12 4:51 PM EDT

Commented made me think of Meleager or whoever from that Greek legend on The St. Louis Cardinals' Mop-Up Problem on Viva El Birdos - 05/31/12 4:23 PM EDT

Commented he's primarily useful for kinky, medieval themed sex play? on The St. Louis Cardinals' Mop-Up Problem on Viva El Birdos - 05/31/12 1:30 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented yeah, I don't know that he's gonna close the sale on The St. Louis Cardinals' Mop-Up Problem on Viva El Birdos - 05/31/12 1:29 PM EDT

Commented Pete Kozma has been sitting outside Mozeliak's office for several hours now on The St. Louis Cardinals' Mop-Up Problem on Viva El Birdos - 05/31/12 1:18 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented now the winners become mentors for the tributes we have to offer up to our cruel SBNation overlords every year on The St. Louis Cardinals' Mop-Up Problem on Viva El Birdos - 05/31/12 10:24 AM EDT

Voted for 29 Year-olds on Viva El Birdos - 05/31/12 8:25 AM EDT

Commented very good hitters park on Emergency 5/29 Gamethread. Let's hope the guy in the picture does the thing he does. on Viva El Birdos - 05/29/12 7:33 PM EDT

Commented very good hitters park on Emergency 5/29 Gamethread. Let's hope the guy in the picture does the thing he does. on Viva El Birdos - 05/29/12 7:33 PM EDT

Commented Yadier Molina, great hitting catcher on Emergency 5/29 Gamethread. Let's hope the guy in the picture does the thing he does. on Viva El Birdos - 05/29/12 7:32 PM EDT

Commented Emergency gamethread on Pitching Like Chris Carpenter (Starring Lance Lynn and Chris Carpenter) on Viva El Birdos - 05/29/12 7:28 PM EDT (2 replies)

Posted Emergency 5/29 Gamethread. Let's hope the guy in the picture does the thing he does. on Viva El Birdos - 05/29/12 7:28 PM EDT

Commented the key point in either case being on Pitching Like Chris Carpenter (Starring Lance Lynn and Chris Carpenter) on Viva El Birdos - 05/29/12 12:57 PM EDT

Recommended Baseball fans: on Viva El Birdos - 05/29/12 12:46 PM EDT

Commented sentences I would not have expected to write last year on Pitching Like Chris Carpenter (Starring Lance Lynn and Chris Carpenter) on Viva El Birdos - 05/29/12 10:29 AM EDT

Commented could be a statement about baseball, could be far-fetched War of 1812 fanfiction on Game 48: Philadelphia Phillies at St. Louis Cardinals, May 27, 2012 1:15 PM CDT on Viva El Birdos - 05/27/12 4:58 PM EDT

Commented the thing where we score more runs than the other team on Game 48: Philadelphia Phillies at St. Louis Cardinals, May 27, 2012 1:15 PM CDT on Viva El Birdos - 05/27/12 4:53 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I think there is the potential for the back end of the pen to be nasty on have we hit bottom? on Viva El Birdos - 05/26/12 2:19 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented they hold him in place with guywires on the mound to stop the wind from blowing him over on have we hit bottom? on Viva El Birdos - 05/26/12 1:29 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented whatever this means on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 11:18 PM EDT

Commented there's lefties and then there's lefties on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 11:09 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented So this is honestly happening on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 11:05 PM EDT (3 replies)

Commented ... on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:54 PM EDT

Commented yeah on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:52 PM EDT

Commented I don't think the shallow pop-up thing will work as well now as it did earlier tonight on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:44 PM EDT

Commented it's like nude all-male synchronized swimming out there on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:40 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I thought you couldn't leave the field of play to make a catch on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:32 PM EDT (4 replies)

Commented oh, the new front office seems sharp on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:25 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented you have so little faith in the deep-rooted dysfunctionality of that organization on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:23 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented wasn't wasted by much on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:11 PM EDT

Commented any time a comment disappears, you know that Dan said something inaccurate and got embarrassed on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:09 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented NEVER FORGET on Yet More Words About The St. Louis Cardinals on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 4:42 PM EDT

Commented HOW DARE THEY WRITE ADDITIONAL WORDS FOR OUR ENTERTAINMENT on Yet More Words About The St. Louis Cardinals on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 3:03 PM EDT (3 replies)

Commented I think the sequence was something like on Lance Berkman Injury: Surgery Successful, Out 8-10 Weeks on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 1:44 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented the doctors think it was probably seeking attention on The St. Louis Cardinals Pitching Meltdown FAQ ~version 1.3a~ on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 12:14 PM EDT

Commented It's the "unlock Rick Ankiel" bit on The St. Louis Cardinals Pitching Meltdown FAQ ~version 1.3a~ on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 9:50 AM EDT

Recommended The St. Louis Cardinals Pitching Meltdown FAQ ~version 1.3a~ on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 9:50 AM EDT

Commented dude I would kind of like to see Furcal pitch on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 10:32 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented he's inducing weak contact on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 10:28 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I should have known not to get too down early on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 10:11 PM EDT

Recommended WHY WAS THIS NOT JOEY BOMBS' NICKNAME?! on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 10:02 PM EDT

Commented you beat me to this by seconds on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 10:02 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented \o on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 9:56 PM EDT

Commented you, me, and Matt Carpenter on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 9:53 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented way to cover for stereotyping the asian dude as tiny on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 9:52 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented the harpoon one is way better on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 9:51 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented as time goes on and people join up who've forgotten the nickname on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 9:49 PM EDT

Commented didn't someone hit one there like two weeks ago? on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 9:47 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented yeah, you probably should on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 9:43 PM EDT

Commented they do have this canyon though on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 9:41 PM EDT

Commented game got pretty ugly pretty fast on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 9:40 PM EDT

Commented two in the fridge today on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 9:35 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 9:34 PM EDT

Commented that noted high-leverage reliever on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 9:34 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented today: homebrew on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 9:33 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented he's invisible, of course on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 9:13 PM EDT

Commented only what you can distill from your own blood using wild prison cell yeast, I'm guessing on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 9:05 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I think you're underestimating the importance of human contact to how our brains function on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 9:04 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented heh on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 8:57 PM EDT (3 replies)

Commented ah, so now you can keep time on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 8:54 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented this is probably true on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 8:54 PM EDT

Commented this is a good point on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: Joe Blanton vs. Jake Westbrook on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 8:49 PM EDT

Commented Shane is basically the only guy besides Jay who can actually play CF properly on The St. Louis Cardinals Successfully Finish Pillaging The Memphis Redbirds on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 6:48 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented different skills age differently on The St. Louis Cardinals Successfully Finish Pillaging The Memphis Redbirds on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 11:26 AM EDT

Commented the worst part is he actually dropped it in the middle of the floor on The St. Louis Cardinals Successfully Finish Pillaging The Memphis Redbirds on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 11:23 AM EDT

Commented this is the worst thread ever on The St. Louis Cardinals Successfully Finish Pillaging The Memphis Redbirds on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 11:22 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Adam Wainwright, David Freese, and Marc Rzepczinski are in the waiting room on The St. Louis Cardinals Successfully Finish Pillaging The Memphis Redbirds on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 11:06 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented it still feels a little shaky to me on The St. Louis Cardinals Successfully Finish Pillaging The Memphis Redbirds on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 10:52 AM EDT (2 replies)

Commented Dave Duncan couldn't assemble the Scrub Souffle on The St. Louis Cardinals Successfully Finish Pillaging The Memphis Redbirds on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 10:51 AM EDT

Commented I could see upgrading CF if the right player is available on The St. Louis Cardinals Successfully Finish Pillaging The Memphis Redbirds on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 10:49 AM EDT (2 replies)

Commented sometimes it makes me really uncomfortable that a picture is just staring at me without blinking on The St. Louis Cardinals Successfully Finish Pillaging The Memphis Redbirds on Viva El Birdos - 05/24/12 10:48 AM EDT (1 reply)