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Seriously, y'all, I'm a '97 graduate of the University of Alabama, Charter Member & Creator of the Alabama Gymnastics Spirit Team, 10 Troupe & have a love for all things Crimson.

I'm just a Bama gal that loves football, snark, & my RBR regulars here.


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Today We Remember - He Died a Hero


Our thoughts & prayers are with the family of John Servati, the town of Tupelo, MS, as well as the Alabama swim and dive team.

Power of Pink Meet - Bring on Arkansas


With the night sky in Tuscaloosa lit in pink for the better part of the a week now, No. 7 ranked Alabama gymnastics team is set to take on No. 10 Arkansas in the Crimson Tide's 10th annual Power of Pink meet Friday at 7:30 p.m. in Coleman Coliseum.

The Goalpost Goddess: Cringing and Celebrations


I know y'all have noticed my absence here since the "Disaster in the Pasture" as it has been pointed out to me in the twitter-verse. I just couldn't bring myself to read all the analysis about that game. Now I'm gearing up to head to the Sugar Bowl.

I said yes!!


AlabamaJammer asked me to spend the rest of my life with him, to become Ms. AlabamaJammer... and I said yes!!

The Goalpost Goddess: To Troll or Not To Troll


It was quite difficult to come up with something to write that wasn't the trolliest troll of them all because of the disdain I have in my heart for them.

The Goalpost Goddess Salutes the 2013 Seniors


We are about to go into the final home game of the season. Saturday against UT-Chattanooga will be Senior day. Two of our players that deserve some props are Deion Belue and Cade Foster.

Goalpost Goddess: Haters Gonna Hate


No Heisman for A.J., another awesome recruit, and LSU is still complaining about our strength of schedule & having the refs in our back pockets...

The Goalpost Goddess: Schedule Strength


The obvious envy across the SEC and the country is beginning to look like a bad remake of "Mean Girls"... "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular." #SorryNotSorry

The Goalpost Goddess: Smoke ‘em If You Got ‘em


It’s easy to "hate" on Tennessee. I mean, what’s to love, after all? Those smoke colored uniforms they broke out this year for their "blackout?" That soft, creamsicle orange that they seem to be so proud of?

The Goalpost Goddess: Karma and Bamapocalypse II


Nothing tops a night game in Bryant-Denny. Well, except a night game at Bryant-Denny against a team that has actually scored within their last 3 quarters. A team like Bama can only expect to play so many LSUs or UGAs (oh... wait....)

The Goalpost Goddess: The Grass Ain’t Always Blue


Bama meets up with the program that gives out cigarette lighters to their only National Championship winning football coach this weekend. Let's chat!

Goalpost Goddess: Mama, I’m Coming Home


It's that time of year again where I start to get a little more "Gump-y" than usual. I wake up in the mornings and I can smell football in the air - I crave these days all during the off season.

Goalpost Goddess: Can They Do It?


For the first time in a while I find myself not attending an important SEC match-up and it has me a bit nervous.

The Goalpost Goddess: Welcome Home Coach


Jim McElwain was our Offensive Coordinator from February 1, 2008 - December 12, 2011. He became the first CSU coach to defeat Colorado in his debut since 1970. They finished 4-8 during his first season…now the road has led back to Tuscaloosa.

The Goalpost Goddess: This is Only a Test


EDITOR’S NOTE: This is a test of the emergency broadcast system… this is only a test… please stand by…. As I was completing the final steps of this article yesterday the news came over the wire…

The Goalpost Goddess: Get UP!!


I, for one, am glad I got to see how our fans behave at a game these days. It just means I now know what level of fanaticism is expected from ME.

The Goalpost Goddess - VaTech: Spread the Love


Welcome, everyone to game week. It's been a helluva off season but we managed to pull through. I'm glad you're all here with us and I'm going to do my best not to Gump up this post too much.

Goalpost Goddess: Let's Talk Perception


Delivering a look at what al.com thinks women know about football in the great state of Alabama.

The Official Goalpost Goddess Welcome/Intro Post


I have been held in the arms of Coach Paul ‘Bear' Bryant himself. My mom instilled upon me my passion for Bama football and up until last year I hadn't missed but a handful of home games since 1985.

Protest Planned on UA Campus

Ok guys, y'all can take this down or whatever if you want to 'cause I know we're not supposed to post political stuff #NOPOLITICS but this is related to the tornadoes and those Westboro "Baptist"...

Bama Gymnastics Places 3rd at the Super Six


After winning the championships in 2011 and 2012, the Crimson Tide came up just short in its bid to three-peat Saturday night in UCLA's Pauley Pavilion, scoring a 197.350 to take third behind Florida (197.575) and Oklahoma (197.375).

Bama Gymnastics Spring to Super Six Competition


Alabama advances to the Super Six for the 19th time since the format started in 1993. UA has been to more Super 6 Finals than any other team.

Bama Gymnasts in LA, Ready for NCAA Championships


Still hampered by ankle injury, Alabama senior Marissa Gutierrez won't compete at NCAA Championships... but the remaining members of the team are fully healthy heading into the three-day, 12-team meet in Los Angeles.

Gymnastics Road to Three-peat Paved With 9.9s


The two-time defending national champion Alabama gymnastics team won its NCAA-best 28th NCAA Regional title to advance to the NCAA Championships for the 31st year in a row in front of a boisterous crowd of 7,758 in Coleman Coliseum Saturday night.

Damn the Torpedoes, Full Speed Ahead!


Alabama heads into regionals at No. 3 nationally and as the No. 1 seed in the April 6 NCAA Tuscaloosa Regional Championships. Ashley Sledge (back injury SEC practices); Marissa Gutierrez (ankle Arkansas) will be back in rotation with limited apparat

Alabama Gymnastics Takes 2nd at SEC Championships


Alabama is ranked No. 1 in the nation on the floor exercise, No. 2 on the vault, No. 3 on the beam; No. 7 on the uneven bars. #BuiltByBama— Alabama Gymnastics (@BamaGymnastics) March 25, 2013


Roll Bama Roll Gymnastics Primer

With NCAA Regionals (and the confusion of placement along with them) and National Championships coming up I wanted to post a sort of "Reference Page" for when we're talking about our awesome...

Bama’s Gym Tide Rises to No. 3 by Defeating No. 1


There are 4 SEC teams in the top 6 nationally, including No. 1 Florida & No. 3 Alabama. The Tide is the only team to beat No. 2 Oklahoma.

Tide Upends LSU, Will Celebrate Sr Night & Face #1


In front of an LSU-record 8,574 fans, the No. 5 ranked Alabama gymnastics team put up its best score of the season to upend No. 4 LSU, which also put up its best score of the season, in the Pete Maravich Assembly Center Friday night, 197.725-197.500.

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