One of the former creators/brainheads behind now defunct Hawkize.com, I bring you my below-average intellect and extremely disturbing vocabulary.
Look, I love Chris Doyle. Not in the gay "I wanna take you out for a nice dinner at Mondo's and then head over to GameDayIowa and look at Iowa apparel," love, but more of a professional, "respect...
[Bumped for the Zima line, among other general hilarity. --OPS] Myles Brand is not amused. Last week, Bud Light hit the shelves across the nation in college towns with cans colored in different...
To be honest, today was supposed to be my day to relax. I picked up a copy of Reader's Digest and a pack of two-ply and was going to just hang out on the shitter all day. Then, those fuckers in...