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Ryan Cowper

  • joined Apr 05, 2012
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Native Seattleite. Editor at Bavarian Football Works. Contributor to Sounder at Heart. Neurological integrator of environmental stimuli.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Seattle Mariners
  • MLS Seattle Sounders FC
  • Bundesliga FC Bayern Munchen
  • FIFA USMNT
Recent Activity
Three Questions with Managing Madrid about Real Madrid
Posted on Apr 20 2014, 11:00a
It's very important to note that Bayern Munich haven't played 4-1-4-1 in months
Commented on Bayern Munich - The Good, the Bad and the Ugly : Part 1 on Apr 20 2014, 8:33a
Bayern Munich down Eintracht Braunschweig 2-0 in a thoroughly dull game
Posted on Apr 19 2014, 11:44a
Suspended
Commented on Eintracht Braunschweig vs. Bayern Munich | Lineups and Gamethread on Apr 19 2014, 11:14a
This is the first time I've ever seen the phrase head-ballers
Commented on Eintracht Braunschweig vs. Bayern Munich | Lineups and Gamethread on Apr 19 2014, 11:06a - 4 replies
PIZZA DELIVERY FOR 1!
Commented on Eintracht Braunschweig vs. Bayern Munich | Lineups and Gamethread on Apr 19 2014, 11:04a
I'm not sure
Commented on Eintracht Braunschweig vs. Bayern Munich | Lineups and Gamethread on Apr 19 2014, 10:42a
These players are also all extremely young for centerbacks
Commented on Eintracht Braunschweig vs. Bayern Munich | Lineups and Gamethread on Apr 19 2014, 10:29a - 1 reply
And Braunschweig get extremely close
Commented on Eintracht Braunschweig vs. Bayern Munich | Lineups and Gamethread on Apr 19 2014, 9:50a - 1 reply
Wasted throughball opportunity
Commented on Eintracht Braunschweig vs. Bayern Munich | Lineups and Gamethread on Apr 19 2014, 9:43a
This game has the benefit of also being a lifestyle!
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 8:22p
Drink whenever the Mariners make you sad
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 8:19p - 3 replies
Pep Guardiola is not going anywhere anytime soon
Posted on Apr 18 2014, 7:57p
I'm fairly certain Donna would have a sultry picture of Brad Evans
Commented on Major Link Soccer: New owners for Aston Villa on Apr 18 2014, 1:12p
That 20 minute section includes the all important "epic cliched speech"
Commented on Obafemi Martins on current state of locker room: 'We're like family' on Apr 18 2014, 12:57p - 2 replies
I'd also be wary of players making the jump directly from the Eredivise to the Bundesliga
Commented on Bayern Munich's Interest in Aymeric Laporte an Indictment on Defense on Apr 18 2014, 12:15p
Lookout Landing is still 10 I believe
Commented on Sounders at Chivas USA - Three Questions on Apr 18 2014, 11:27a
The rumors linking Ginter with Gladbach and Dortmund are about as strong as the rumors linking him here
Commented on Bayern Munich's Interest in Aymeric Laporte an Indictment on Defense on Apr 18 2014, 10:06a
Terrorizing was meant to be hyperbolic
Commented on Bayern Munich's Interest in Aymeric Laporte an Indictment on Defense on Apr 18 2014, 10:01a - 1 reply
Welcome!
Commented on Bayern Munich's Interest in Aymeric Laporte an Indictment on Defense on Apr 18 2014, 1:42a - 1 reply
Before you go running around terrorizing Davis for lack of sarcasm font
Commented on Bayern Munich's Interest in Aymeric Laporte an Indictment on Defense on Apr 17 2014, 7:20p - 2 replies
Many of those rivalries are built on a still present divide that has morphed from outright direct conflict to include the game of soccer as a proxy
Commented on Major Link Soccer: And Then There Were 23 (or 22, if you want to be technical) on Apr 17 2014, 6:49p - 1 reply
And are the Sons of Ben slapping that fact in the face of Southern teams?
Commented on Major Link Soccer: And Then There Were 23 (or 22, if you want to be technical) on Apr 17 2014, 6:39p
Without the ball, maybe
Commented on Major Link Soccer: And Then There Were 23 (or 22, if you want to be technical) on Apr 17 2014, 1:21p - 1 reply
I should add an addendum that using Sherman's March also crossed about 18,000 other lines in awfulness
Commented on Major Link Soccer: And Then There Were 23 (or 22, if you want to be technical) on Apr 17 2014, 12:39p
I think he's suggesting that you can't really idolize and memorialize secession as thoroughly as Georgia did and not expect people to poke fun at it
Commented on Major Link Soccer: And Then There Were 23 (or 22, if you want to be technical) on Apr 17 2014, 12:36p - 2 replies
I don't think that building a rivalry on something as appalling destructuve and awful as the Civil War is a good idea
Commented on Major Link Soccer: And Then There Were 23 (or 22, if you want to be technical) on Apr 17 2014, 12:32p - 2 replies
Ribery is still that fast
Commented on Major Link Soccer: And Then There Were 23 (or 22, if you want to be technical) on Apr 17 2014, 12:29p - 2 replies
Considering there are also 2 players on Bayern Munich who can do this
Commented on Major Link Soccer: And Then There Were 23 (or 22, if you want to be technical) on Apr 17 2014, 11:37a - 1 reply
Hmm
Commented on Bayern Munich signs four new reserve players for the 2014/2015 season on Apr 17 2014, 11:36a
Correct
Commented on Bayern Munich signs four new reserve players for the 2014/2015 season on Apr 17 2014, 10:22a - 1 reply
Bayern Munich signs four new reserve players for the 2014/2015 season
Posted on Apr 17 2014, 8:00a
But just as Dave said with goals, assists are a really crude measure of a player's skillset
Commented on Schmetzer: Sounders more focused on players than tactics on Apr 16 2014, 7:28p - 2 replies
It's him pushing people's buttong
Commented on Report: Manchester United offer Toni Kroos £260,000 per week on Apr 16 2014, 5:44p - 1 reply
Not when the ref blows the full-time whistle before the game can restart
Commented on DFB Pokal: Bayern Munich vs. FC Kaiserslautern | Lineups & Gamethread on Apr 16 2014, 4:22p - 1 reply
Well, no
Commented on DFB Pokal: Bayern Munich vs. FC Kaiserslautern | Lineups & Gamethread on Apr 16 2014, 4:19p - 1 reply
He continued playing but he got hit pretty hard
Commented on DFB Pokal: Bayern Munich vs. FC Kaiserslautern | Lineups & Gamethread on Apr 16 2014, 4:16p - 1 reply
Mandzukic makes it 4-1 to Bayern
Commented on DFB Pokal: Bayern Munich vs. FC Kaiserslautern | Lineups & Gamethread on Apr 16 2014, 4:09p - 1 reply
Kaiserlautern gets a goal back
Commented on DFB Pokal: Bayern Munich vs. FC Kaiserslautern | Lineups & Gamethread on Apr 16 2014, 3:51p
That is one benefit of the Pokal matches
Commented on DFB Pokal: Bayern Munich vs. FC Kaiserslautern | Lineups & Gamethread on Apr 16 2014, 3:30p - 1 reply
Müller with a header off the crossbar
Commented on DFB Pokal: Bayern Munich vs. FC Kaiserslautern | Lineups & Gamethread on Apr 16 2014, 2:41p
Your guess is as good as mine
Commented on DFB Pokal: Bayern Munich vs. FC Kaiserslautern | Lineups & Gamethread on Apr 16 2014, 1:38p - 1 reply
For anyone wondering Raif Husic is the U19 goalkeeper
Commented on DFB Pokal: Bayern Munich vs. FC Kaiserslautern | Lineups & Gamethread on Apr 16 2014, 1:33p - 1 reply
DFB Pokal: Bayern Munich vs. FC Kaiserslautern | Lineups & Gamethread
Posted on Apr 16 2014, 1:30p
Hey!
Commented on Report: Manchester United offer Toni Kroos £260,000 per week on Apr 16 2014, 1:08p
We can always put Leopold Zingerle on the bench!
Commented on Expectations Astronomical for Bayern Munich in DFB Pokal Semifinal against Kaiserslautern on Apr 16 2014, 12:53p
Remember to count on at least 2-3 of those players to be injured or unavailable at any one time
Commented on Report: Manchester United offer Toni Kroos £260,000 per week on Apr 16 2014, 12:07p
Please
Commented on DFB Pokal Semifinal: Borussia Dortmund vs. VfL Wolfsburg | GameThread on Apr 16 2014, 11:40a
I never said they were magicians
Commented on Report: Manchester United offer Toni Kroos £260,000 per week on Apr 16 2014, 11:22a
That wasn't what I meant, but that's certainly a way
Commented on Report: Manchester United offer Toni Kroos £260,000 per week on Apr 15 2014, 4:55p - 1 reply
Accountants
Commented on Report: Manchester United offer Toni Kroos £260,000 per week on Apr 15 2014, 4:38p - 1 reply
Well, Don Cherry's missing half his brain and the remaining grey matter is completely unhinged
Commented on Report: Manchester United offer Toni Kroos £260,000 per week on Apr 15 2014, 4:13p - 1 reply
...
Commented on Expectations Astronomical for Bayern Munich in DFB Pokal Semifinal against Kaiserslautern on Apr 15 2014, 3:46p
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Commented on Bayern Bulletin: Rode to Bayern, van Buyten to Köln, MLS All-Star Game Tickets on Apr 15 2014, 2:51p
Which everything there supports what we're saying
Commented on Bayern Bulletin: Rode to Bayern, van Buyten to Köln, MLS All-Star Game Tickets on Apr 15 2014, 2:29p - 1 reply
The coaches have said they want Kroos to say
Commented on Report: Manchester United offer Toni Kroos £260,000 per week on Apr 15 2014, 2:08p - 1 reply
Your scale is off because your conceiving off a car hitting a brick wall as a lot of energy when it's actually a pitiful amount
Commented on Major Link Soccer: NYCFC to play in Yankee Stadium on Apr 15 2014, 2:03p - 1 reply
I was making a joke about how awful new Yankee Stadium reportedly is
Commented on Major Link Soccer: NYCFC to play in Yankee Stadium on Apr 15 2014, 1:52p - 1 reply
That's not Markopolo's position on Gustavo
Commented on Bayern Bulletin: Rode to Bayern, van Buyten to Köln, MLS All-Star Game Tickets on Apr 15 2014, 1:41p - 1 reply
Bayern are already pushing up against $200M next season in current salary commitments
Commented on Bayern Bulletin: Rode to Bayern, van Buyten to Köln, MLS All-Star Game Tickets on Apr 15 2014, 1:26p - 1 reply
There are so many loopholes, clauses, restrictions in FFP
Commented on Report: Manchester United offer Toni Kroos £260,000 per week on Apr 15 2014, 12:19p - 1 reply
Maybe Old Yankee Stadium
Commented on Major Link Soccer: NYCFC to play in Yankee Stadium on Apr 15 2014, 12:03p - 1 reply
Report: Manchester United offer Toni Kroos £260,000 per week
Posted on Apr 15 2014, 11:46a
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