Ryan Keefer

  • joined Dec 11, 2008
  • last login Aug 30, 2014
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Monday Freedom Kicks: Forking the Sporks


Leading the Conference like a bawse feels super nice, you guys.

DC United shuts out Waterhouse 1-0 in CONCAChamps

The black and red shut out the yellow and blue Jamaican Champions to open CCL Group Play

Monday Freedom Kicks: Kemp Tell Me Nothing


Recaps galore, the Spirit hit the second season, and 1924 Atlantic City in today's Kicks.

Taylor Kemp assists on two as D.C. wins 4-2.

After a midweek vote of confidence by Ben Olsen, the outside back helps on two goals in a key victory over Colorado.


D.C. United radio's coverage increases

The team finds itself on local radio for the rest of the year, including at least one Champions League game.

Was D.C. United interested in Jobi McAnuff?

In which we look at the tires of a player the Black and Red kicked for a bit.

Monday Freedom Kicks: Payback's a Muhvuggah


In which we look at Saturday, celebrations, and Saws.

That time when Eddie Johnson responded to D.C. United fans on Twitter.


Via @porquejorge, Eddie Johnson decided to rebut the Twitter hate after D.C. United's 3-0 loss to Real Salt Lake. As you can see from one conversation, things went well.

Conor Doyle out for season after knee surgery


D.C. starts playing with depth a little more as another player is off to IR

The Last Word on the (Continued) Hex in Houston

We attempt to make sense of the past and look to the future.

Monday Freedom Kicks: Keystone Cops


We look back at the Houston game, ahead this week to the representation in the All-Star Game, and wrap our arms in the warming layer of isolation and optimism amidst cynicism.



Hey, that looks like former D.C. United player Raphael Augusto, during his time at Legia Warsaw in the Polish League. He has since returned to Fluminese of the Brazilian League.

The Last Word on D.C. past win and their future.

We look back one last time at what D.C. United endured last night, how they handled it, and what lay ahead of them lo these coming weeks.

D.C. United shuts out Toronto FC 3-0

D.C. United took a while to get from first to second gear, but things clicked as they shut out Toronto FC 3-0 handily.

D.C. United acquires Kofi Opare from Los Angeles

The team acquires a young defender and a tiny bit more ahead of their grueling August calendar.

Monday Kicks: Bye Week Blues,


We "look" at the match with the Cottagers, see how some players spent the time, and fondly recall the drugged up member of a spaceship.

D.C. United beats Chivas, now the fun stuff starts


The Black and Red extend their win streak to three with a win over the red hot Goats.

Bill Hamid named to squad of 2014 MLS All-Stars


Local boy makes good and will likely see some time against the mighty men from Munich.

Assessing the value of D.C. United's defense.

We try to look at what has changed about the D.C. United defense from an analytics standpoint and what about it has made the keeper's life easier.

Monday Kicks: Club and Country Recaps and more


We look at D.C.'s win, a game in Brazil, updates on some D.C. alums and televised nudity!



Pablo Hernandez, former D.C. alum and new arrival to Celta Vigo. Two years with an option for a 3rd. #DCU

ARG-NED WC Semifinal:TV info + gamethread


Argentina and the Netherlands have a hard act to follow, let's see if they do.

D.C. United to sign Argentine Midfielder?

Reports out of Argentina link a former teammate of Gomito to MLS and to D.C., but will it actually happen?

Monday Kicks: Nick DeLeon is All That


Recaps of the weekend for the local team, the national one, and a Michael Ironside sighting!

D.C. United and Cristian Fernandez part ways


The Spanish left back and the team mutually agree to terminate contract, but maybe there was something on the back burner.

World Cup Thread: Round of 16 Day 3


France and Germany hope to continue down the road towards playing one another, but have opponents of their own to dispatch today.

Monday Kicks: Absence of Offense


Recaps galore, Mike Wise columns, and we hear your comments! Really!

Seattle shuts out D.C. 1-0, West still best


Seattle misses offense though they still have their defense, which shuts out a toothless D.C. attack.

USA loses but wins, DC does well in Council?


USA is A-OK, stadium hearings, and 8-bit Tarantino.

World Cup Day 14 TV/streaming information & thread


The next to last day of group play, with some I's to dot and T's to cross.

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