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Ryan W. Kasten

  • joined Aug 08, 2008
  • last login Aug 22, 2014
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* From Wisconsin, but spent summers in Chicago and the burbs as a youth.
* Caught a chronic case of Cub fever in 1984. There is no known cure for this disease.
* I lived in Atlanta for 17 years. I root for the Braves for all but six games a year.
* I have never done the Tomahawk Chop. Ever.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Chicago Cubs
  • NFL Green Bay Packers
  • General Atlanta Braves
Recent Activity
We play them 6 more times this year?
Commented on Cubs 4, Orioles 1: Biting The Hand That Once Fed You on Aug 22 2014, 11:43p - 1 reply
Nothing to see here. Move along.
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:39p
I helped! I linked a horticulture article!
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:27p - 1 reply
Looks like his Atlanta days
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:27p
Woo! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S...wha?
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:26p - 1 reply
Sorrow in Green Bay tonight
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:25p - 1 reply
@oracle gif me unsettling
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:22p - 1 reply
Career move
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:21p
It's bad luck just watching something like that
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:18p
That's it
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:18p
Up yours, Oracle!
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:17p - 1 reply
@oracle gif me greatness
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:17p - 1 reply
Speaking of horticulture
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:13p - 1 reply
Or sunglasses, apparently
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:12p
Stalking?
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:10p - 1 reply
@oracle gif me terrible
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:09p - 1 reply
Correct
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:08p
Manning Rule #2
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:06p - 2 replies
@oracle gif me nottrying
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:03p - 1 reply
Mrs. Clutch's brother is a Raders fan
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:02p
Shane never gets old
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:58p
The Oracle has spoken
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:56p
@oracle gif me disbelief
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:55p - 1 reply
Burn
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:55p - 1 reply
Weak, oracle.
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:53p
Let's see if there's more
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:53p - 1 reply
Alex Gillett?
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:51p - 1 reply
Killer smile
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:50p
That's a cheap call
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:49p
Tolzein to Taylor
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:48p
Really brings down Nantz's commentary
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:47p
@oracle gif me confusion
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:44p - 1 reply
@oracle gif me horticulture
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:43p - 1 reply
Well, if that's all you got
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:43p
@oracle gif me sadchildren
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:42p - 1 reply
Eh - decent, but not spectacular
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:42p - 1 reply
@oracle gif me sadchildren
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:41p - 1 reply
Wait, there's a sadchildren category?
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:41p - 1 reply
So'operman
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:39p
It's like "ET" all up in here
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:38p
"Donk"
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:36p - 1 reply
Are the outlined letters in the end zones doing the same?
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:35p - 1 reply
So you can lead a horticulture?
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:34p - 1 reply
Maybe you could practice your horticulture
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:31p - 2 replies
The fact that the oracle has a full Victorino category
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:30p - 1 reply
There ya go
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:28p - 1 reply
@oracle gif me victorino
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:28p - 1 reply
#oracle gif me victorino
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:27p - 1 reply
Ted Bundy?
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:25p - 3 replies
Sounds like some Scandinavian tried to spell it out at Ellis Island
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:24p
The width= parameter
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:19p
He got popped
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:19p
Hit him in the hands
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:06p
...
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:03p
That's not really fair
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:00p - 1 reply
Hopefully, he'll be doing the Mike Perreira thing
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:00p
Is that the one where the title is a closing tag?
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014: Second Half Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:59p
My lovely bride: "Knock it down!"
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:47p - 1 reply
"Een like Tolzien"?
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:44p - 1 reply
Oh Jesus, Matty
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:42p
Who wanted to see Nick Perry?
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:42p
Wot's a Carlos Gray?
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:41p - 1 reply
And then he uncorks that crap
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:39p - 1 reply
Those pictures of TT
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:37p - 1 reply
Almost a nice recovery, Jarrett Bush
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:35p
Got the wrong pony in his Happy Meal
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:34p
I think he's going to insist on it
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:32p
In Oakland?
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:31p - 1 reply
Matty's in
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:31p
Bit of a jailbreak by the Claymaker
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:30p
This isn't nearly as much fun
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:29p
Nobody cares, Bud Light
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:24p
Good second effort, Starks
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:23p
...maybe?
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:21p
Do it, AQ
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:21p
So say we all
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:20p
Run your mouth some more
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:19p - 2 replies
I thought we ripped that page out of the playbook
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:18p
Lower the boom, baby
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:17p - 1 reply
Might be Starks all the way to the half now
Commented on Raiders-Packers Preseason 2014 Game Thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:16p
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