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Ryan W. Kasten

  • joined Aug 08, 2008
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* From Wisconsin, but spent summers in Chicago and the burbs as a youth.
* Caught a chronic case of Cub fever in 1984. There is no known cure for this disease.
* I lived in Atlanta for 17 years. I root for the Braves for all but six games a year.
* I have never done the Tomahawk Chop. Ever.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Chicago Cubs
  • NFL Green Bay Packers
  • General Atlanta Braves
Recent Activity
The only reason I opened the thread
Commented on APC Open Thread #85: So is the NFL Draft coming up soon? on Apr 17 2014, 1:05a
Or a salary cap
Commented on Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 10:43p - 1 reply
We can't get too cruel in here
Commented on Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 10:42p
I hear he has 5 tools
Commented on Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 10:37p - 1 reply
Go exercise your core
Commented on Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 10:32p - 2 replies
Srsly, tho
Commented on Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 10:30p - 1 reply
I just emailed him about it.
Commented on Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 10:27p - 1 reply
In slang
Commented on Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 10:18p - 1 reply
How about a slapper, Kale?
Commented on Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 10:15p
Goddammit Beef
Commented on Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 10:15p
Mention this again in the postgame thread
Commented on Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 10:13p
Natives are restless
Commented on Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 10:13p - 1 reply
Starlin has learned enough English to understand that a shouted "FUCK!"
Commented on Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 10:11p - 1 reply
Turn on him, you meatheads
Commented on Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 10:09p
Email him
Commented on Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 10:07p - 1 reply
Anna, find the ball
Commented on Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 10:06p
You can ask Al to fix your username
Commented on Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 10:04p - 1 reply
High and tight
Commented on Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 10:03p - 1 reply
Done
Commented on Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 10:00p
He went through one in the 80s
Commented on Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:56p - 1 reply
Hmm - Len called the last double-header shutout also in 1962
Commented on Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:54p - 1 reply
The tracks indicate
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:52p - 1 reply
Oi, you bums!
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:50p
They aren't
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:49p
Note which way the tank is moving
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:48p - 1 reply
Game threads are special
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:47p
Oh, he's very popular Ed.
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:43p - 1 reply
Have these fans watched baseball before?
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:42p - 1 reply
Too late
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:41p
He was a Rule 5 draft pick.
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:39p - 2 replies
Sounds like a Wisconsin football game
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:38p
Pink backpack carrier
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:37p - 1 reply
Give the kid a sip of coffee
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:36p
4-6-3 and we're outta this sucker
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:35p
Ugh - Ichiro is still pesky
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:34p
I went to HS about 30 miles from the Mexican border
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:33p
Etralos?
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:28p - 1 reply
It was to spite you, TJ
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:27p - 2 replies
Fan Cam Grade: D-
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:25p - 2 replies
I made the mistake of making friends with mostly upperclassmen early on
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:24p - 2 replies
He was hurt
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:22p - 1 reply
That should be the game plan going in
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:22p
More productive, anyway
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:20p - 1 reply
Separated my shoulder
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:18p - 1 reply
Now don't bunt him
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:16p
Get over it
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:14p - 2 replies
Just you wait
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:13p
Attaboy, Star
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:12p
'Cuz you're a bunch of lazy bums
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:09p - 1 reply
Nice pick, Star
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:08p
Hola, Dep
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:08p - 1 reply
Rule 5 in
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:07p - 1 reply
Oi, you bums!
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:07p - 1 reply
Way to cheer for a long pop-up
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:03p
My lovely bride did it twice
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 9:02p - 1 reply
DON'T LOOK BACK, RIZ!
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:56p
Three!
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:55p
Trust me on this one.
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:54p - 1 reply
If you deal regularly with a seizure victim
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:54p - 1 reply
FU Sori
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:52p
Can happen
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:50p - 1 reply
I got somethin' for ya
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:49p - 1 reply
Nobody remembers their seizures
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:48p - 1 reply
The BABIP gods
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:47p - 1 reply
Hola, Jeff
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:47p - 1 reply
Good call, Star
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:47p
Roll them into the recovery position, call 911
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:46p
I asked my doc if I should get a note
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:44p
Lucky bastard
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:41p - 2 replies
Before or after
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:39p
My issue was screws and plates
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:39p - 1 reply
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:37p
"If you fall asleep at your desk"
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:35p - 2 replies
Move 'em on over
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:33p
Money-making opprtunities
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:32p
I'm thick
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:31p - 2 replies
Electromassage, hot and cold therapy
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:30p - 1 reply
Dammit
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:25p
Torture device
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:24p - 1 reply
I'm a fat bastard
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Yankees, Wednesday 4/16, 6:05 CT on Apr 16 2014, 8:24p - 2 replies
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