Last Wednesday the Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders celebrated the release of their 2012 Swimsuit calendar at Club Liv on Miami Beach. Two lucky girls made the cover this year, fifth-year veteran Ariana Aubert (like a chick named Ariana isn't destined to be hot from birth), and second year cheerleader Brianne Herndon. This year the shoot was located in Puerto Plata, located in the Dominican Republic (Sounds like an expensive Red Sox player). Sadly, my personal favorite cheerleader (and former FSU classmate) Fabiola got the Boise State treatment on this one, you're still MY #1 Fabiola, we'll make it through this.

  I'll tell you one thing, if the Phins had as easy a time finding Offensive Linemen, as they do unearthing DROP DEAD HOT Cheerleaders - this team would be handing out ass whooping's on the regular. If you don't live in South Florida, and you wonder why so few people attend Marlins games, this would fall under the "numerous entertainment alternatives" category. Between the Miami Heat Dancers (Odaymis FTW), the Florida Panthers caged dancers surrounded by flame throwers and little people (made up the last part, but you've never been to a Panthers game so shut up) , the very underrated Marlins Mermaids (because those chicks look like your DTF hot ex-girlfriend that got away), and the Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders - South Florida HAS TO have the best ladies of the cheer. 

(Full Video of the Fashion Show after the jump via Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Facebook Page that i may or may not frequent an unhealthy amount of times a day but dont judge me the restraining order was up long ago and that was a misunderstanding)

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   Long time no post, what's good Phinsider? I would say I'm happy to be back, but I never went anywhere. The Phinsider will always be a site I check on a daily basis, because it's "for us, by us". No hidden agendas here, no editor asking you to tone down your opinions, just good old fashioned candid discussion about our favorite team - the Miami Dolphins. Matty did an amazing job building this site, I purpose a portrait of him somewhere on the front page. When the news came down, I was asked to become a bigger contributor here - and I was happy to help out.  If you remember my "ITM" posts from a few years ago, or have checked out MiamiHeatNation.com, you know what to expect - not much. I just hope to provide this place with some topics to discuss, and when we eventually suck, some laughs to numb the pain. So here's to another fun season of Miami Dolphins football, FINALLY! It feels like this off season has been three times longer than usual.

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