When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.

When Kevin McHale goes to sleep at night, he looks uder his bed for Kevin Pritchard. (KP)

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

KP can pop two basketballs with one glance.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

There is no one theory of basketball. Just a list of magnificent basketball creatures that KP has allowed  to live on his team.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

KP is so fast, that he tried to run around the world to punch himself in the head, but he ducked and Pritch slapped Danny Ainge instead.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

When KP doesn't wear a watch, HE decides when to crush the Western Conference

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

KP is the reason why the Seattle Sonics are hiding in Oklahoma. (they're trying to get out of our division)

Chuck Norris can count to infinity- twice.

KP can count championships to infinity- twice.

KP doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he needs

KP can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

KP does not sleep, he waits.......

I'm sure you can add some additional Kevin Pritchard facts. Have fun, but remember, KP is watching......