I know it's meaningless but still fun.

This is still funny.

I know it's probably all tongue in cheek but this isn't helping anything.

The writer explains his views on why Carcillo is more than just the fourth line goon that many quickly pegged him to be.

Since the extension was signed before Pronger turns 35 (on October 10th), should Pronger retire before those 7 years, the money will not count against the cap. Also, the 5 million dollar cap hit will not take effect until the 10-11 season.