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A team you probably didn't know we have has won a trophy that probably shouldn't exist, in a competition with the words "World" and "Cup" in it, which sounds about as Texan as tofu. Not since...

Student Government Votes 55% to Making Funding Sodomites who Will Rain Damnation of Us All Completely Voluntary

Leaked email reveals Kliff Kingsbury to star in a new production by Steven Spielberg! No? Um, would you believe a T-shirt campaign by Stephen Spiegelberg?

This isn't the first time he's kicked the gong around, not knowing that it sounded for him.

What does it all mean?

From the alternate reality inside Bellmont Hall.

OU is not currently Texas' rival, but rather its nemesis

"Football games are won by angry men." -Darrell Royal But not by this man. He is angry, and there is football. But he will not win. He cannot win.

Texas is unperturbed by your threats, whoever you are. We just left for the Crown and Anchor.

Have a beer and enjoy the game. Better yet, hurry up and black out so I can enjoy the game.

Excuse me while I do my best Bill Little, not in jest but in earnest. Football may be played by young men (please, stop calling college students "kids"), but it's because of old men that they...