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Im the odd ducks/dodgers fan....was always a fan of the dodgers..when i was younger..but didnt follow hockey..untill the ducks came in 93...Thought...why not watch hockey now? I can grow up with this team...started watching..and I got hooked...they had stu grimson and todd ewen..so they were a blast too watch

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Battle of California Hockey, Burrito or Sex?

in an Oscar worthy performance...Keanu Reeves once said "what do you do....WHAT DO YOU DO"...(extra points if you tell me from what movie)

Whoa I said that?

when put in the below totally realstic situations where you have to decide between Hockey, Burrito's or Sex? WHAT WOULD YOU DO?..

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Im not sure I'd be lauging if i invented the buffaslug!!!

Blogger James O'Brien called it "a horned guinea pig."

creator of the buffaslug!!

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Battle of California Ducks Gameday: State of BOC


Ducks vs Oilers: 7:05pm....talk about drama!!
The Copper and Blue and Anaheim Calling -- wait, SBN has two golf blogs?!

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If I'm not gonna make the playoffs..neither will you!!

The Ducks looked like they might ride another second-half hot streak into the playoffs, but it's not going to happen.

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some thoughts on all BOC teams before this story gets buried underneaths Earl's gameday [Note from Earl: Surprise! This is the gameday!]

Poll
who makes the playoffs?
Sharks
37 votes
Kings
26 votes
Sharks and Kings
49 votes
I dont care..I'm gonna be a tool and pick this option
53 votes

165 votes | Poll has closed

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Battle of California BOC Recap: FAIL!

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how I felt after watching the ducks lose...im the bear on left

per own precious Meg:

because if they lose to the god damn Blue Jackets there is going to be big trouble

Jackets smash San Jose 6-3

no comment needed

Coyotes rally for SO victory over Kings

hey they scored at least?

Stamkos nets 2 in win, tops NHL with 42

fuck you stamkos and former king purcell

BOC Fail yesterday...the world sucks

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seriously way to fuckin jinx us!!!

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Battle of California Perry? loquacious? and roulette shots!

Perry might not be that loquacious off the ice but he proved that he’s got a bit of personality

what?..loquacious?..what the fuck is that?...im not so good with um them there fancy words...I had to look this up

talking or tending to talk much or freely; talkative; chattering; babbling; garrulous: a loquacious dinner guest.

well shit Im prety loquacious myself...and I was this weekend... with the help of some alcohol pictured below

nothing better than hosting a partaaay...i get all the leftover booze and food..for a cheap mongrol like me...its like fresh boobs on a sunday morning... as u see..i was given a roulette shot game....with 6 shot glasses..i filled with different types of booze..and fun was had by all 2-0 in beer bong...and no one throwing up on my floors (someone did throw up in my kitchen sink...i can live with that).. i might have one more party..before my house gets sold....i am a sad panda

oh shit right were suppose to talk about hockey....ok well...I was busy having life this weekend so i missed all the hot all star action...so im reading now...looks like our boy loquacious corey perry did something funny with a miniature stick..pictured below

and i found this picture of Kirby after he who swallowed a python

we are pretty much out of the playoffs...but it is nice to seeing winning type hockey...here are some bullet points on what im looking forward to seeing from the ducks for the rest of the year

-the continuation of frankies stellar play...hes fun to watch when hes on....reminds me of the cup year..or was it the year before that..?

-temmu...duh -cam and sbisa...the future

-is hiller the long term answer?

-and hoping for a getlaf offensive tear...

fuck the sharks and kings...go ducks, giants(football), lakers and my penis

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Battle of California Ducks GM puts ‘for sale’ signs on everyone but Selanne, Koivu

Ducks GM puts ‘for sale’ signs on everyone but Selanne, Koivu

The Ducks have virtually no shot at the playoffs. In a parity-filled league, there aren't a ton of sellers at this point in the season. But Anaheim, as signaled by their GM tonight, is certainly one of them.

hot dawg!

there hasnt been much to fanpost about lately...and with my life pretty much sucking and not much to laugh about there...its been slim pickings

theres always hot chicks though

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this season is kinda turning into a training camp..seeing who stays and who goes...and shit barstool might start shipping out players(see above link)...just dont trade fowler or ryan...or ill shit on your lawn murray

there is some good news...Justified and archer new seasons start this month and my penis hasnt fallen off, kings arent for real this season..the lakers might be....glass half full peeps...

Poll
who will get traded away?
bobby ryan
5 votes
ryan getzlaf
5 votes
corey perry
0 votes
george parros
0 votes
frankie
0 votes
yo mamma
10 votes

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Battle of California Ducks Gameday: take a (Blue) middle finger

Anaheim Ducks (on the road again...gonna suck on the road again) at St. Louis Blues(sex offender central) 5 pm
St.Louis Game Time and Anaheim Calling-- take the saint out of the name..

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A request of mine from Earl...thanks Korean-Irishman you cheered me up..Note in a suit oh yea!

well this post was suppose to be about me riding into Rome crowned new emperor without any clothes ..meaning...I had thought I had gotten this job I really really wanted in Kansas City, Missouri and was gonna gloat and be excited and take a victory lap..and you guys were gonna laugh..and say "why would you want to go there"..We were all gonna laugh about how I was probally gonna get beaten and dragged thru the streets by nice hooded white gentlemen..cuz of my awesome coffee con leche colored skin of mine...about there BBQ...tornadoes....and it all tied into the fact we were playing the blues tonite, which is even more perfect because of meg's studious research here congrats St. Louis..be proud 2nd in the nation!

After an interview I thought I had aced and feedback they loved me little ole me..they turned me down......so you know what Missouri?.......

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Battle of California as a Ducks fan I'm thankful for...

nothing...you've fuckin ruined my hockey season assholes..ok wait I take that back..you've gave me my life back im thankful for that..as I don't plan around gamedays anymore...


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this is what Im thankful for...ill be drinking this saturday nite...if you want to join me hit me up

I'm also thankful for:

-booty calls
-tapitio
-paid holiday's
-batman arkham city
-belgium beer
-those nites your member works like a champ
-the steelers
-my upcoming birthday
-BOC
-honey jack

to eleborate why birthdays rock you get:
-birthday sex.."its my birthday only once a year come on hunny rock my world"
-free shots
-free ducks tix (thanks sk)
-free food at certain places
-nice words from people on facebook

the ducks players should be thankful for:
-there getting a paycheck..cuz in the real world theyd all be fired
-thats about it

Randy caryle should be thankful for:
-Bob Murray

any other thankful for's? spit em out...

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Battle of California Ducks Gameday: more than meets the eye?


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hey look its jonathan cheechoo or

ill admit I didnt watch much of the game..except a glance or two at the casino sports bar..the theory was 11-11-11 should be a lucky day..i should win big or somthing.....that quite didn't work out...as i couldnt win to save my life...kinda like the ducks..so i decided to just pig out on some scrumcious buffet ...i was getting constant updates thru my phone...1 ducks..goal..then 2..then 3?..i was like wtf? is this real ducks team?..or just a lucky period?..was there more to this years ducks team?..kinda like the picture above...or are the ducks who we thought they were?...as dennis green once said

 

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the ducks are who we thought they were

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Battle of California Sacrifce to the altar of the hockey gawds!

hey the ducks fucking stink right now...worse than unserviced waterless urinals...which iv'e had to deal with here at work.(we had them installed yet never gave maintenance O&M manuals on how and when to service them..oops)

I need to do my part to reverse that...so i thought..what could one handsome Boc commenter like myself do?...I could sacrifice somthing to the hockey gawds and hope it appeases them and they can turn around our team...cuz other than teemu..the ducks dont seem to give a shit...so we need outside forces to get them to give a crap..

so...help me decide or add your own sacrifices..kings fans can play along as you suck too...

Poll
which sacrifice do you believe will most work in appeasing the hockey gawds to allow the ducks to play better?
fasting
2 votes
a goat
0 votes
a virgin
3 votes
your body
0 votes
earl sleek
6 votes
Jackie Chan
4 votes

15 votes | Poll has closed

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Battle of California Battle of California Fantasy Report: Week 3

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Spade has the conch shell and is writing this week's report and will take full advantage and do what I want. I hate that goalies determine a majority of the winners...so Im gonna go ahead and ignore them. If you knew your goalie had a great week and you want pop a boner about it  do so in the comments. I was busy yesterday and will be today...so this is half ass-ed..which should fit right in to the normal fantasy recap

Premier Match-up

Rule 64 vs. Fournick Gators

Rule 64 wins 10-3!

MVP: Former duck Chris Kunitz had a good week..gawd would be nice to have him back on our top line.

LVP: Jakub Voracek, whoever you are you sucked ass…Iginla laid an egg too.

Tu madre seems to not be trying this year or drinking too much brass monkey...one or the other..Im not sure what makes the determination on what is a "Premier Match-up" so I went with this one..

spades lil bandito's vs. Windy City Frostbite

Windy City Frostbite wins 12-2!

MVP: a lot to choose from..how bout Alex Steen, 3 goals +1 8 SOG. And who the fuck is Bryan little? 40 face-offs won?

LVP: a lot to choose from here also how bout Zetterberg a -5?

Tim Connolly is off the IR so all my problems are solved! Scottyknows is my co-manager so i blame this undressing all on you bud...when is the last time scottyknew anything?

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Battle of California Hawks-Ducks 10/25 Recap: Questions and Answers on the Ducks

 

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back to his darth hiller self!...what? toews making a play? stay clear of heywards jizz!

questions pending:

-how to get the 3rd line going again?..alot last nite had to do with special teams play..but cogs not generating speed..mcmuffin again "caldering" another line needs to drop to the 4th...I assume pelly gets another shot after his flu clears..if not him then who?...mace centering perhpas with cogs on wing?

-why the hell isnt bobby ryan one of the three on the shootout?

-when will perry and getzlaf learn new shootout moves? there not working

-why isnt beer free?

-ellis on thursday instead of saturday?..he had a shitty game against his old team last time

-whats wrong with the power play? its like the hottest stripper in a strip joint...looks good put doesnt put out

-why doesnt getzlaf shoot the puck more?

-did maroon pee in the hawks locker room before the game..he was targeted

 


answers recieved:

-yes sundays yotes game was just a bad game for hiller..he was back to saving our asses against the hawks...those 2 hawk goals were unstoppable

-yes bobby ryan can function well on the 2nd line..kept plays alive, drew penalites...the while line needs to work on D though...it did take a little away from the top line as maroon isnt bobby ryan..still best thing for the hockey club

-the frankie-fowler pairing sucks.....try switching fowler and sbisa

-yes heyward and ahlers also suck toews dick just like the national guys do

-getzlaf will score goals if he shoots the puck

-maroon not afraid to shoot the puck or take it to the net...still needs work on keeping pucks alive..intriguing

 

also per the oc register:

Carlyle met separately with his defensemen and forwards before taking the United Center ice Tuesday for their morning skate and then the players themselves aired some things out in a closed-door assembly right afterward.

Some of it was watching their mistakes on video. Some of it was just being able to get some things off their chest.

"We just went over that some of the things that’s been transpiring in the last couple of games," Carlyle said. "Some of the things that are things that ail us as a hockey club. We won’t have a chance for success unless we correct them.

Carlye: hey you see that blind pass to the opposing team?..thats fuckin stupid...whew..thanks getz...had to get that off my chest

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Battle of California Ducks-Sharks Recap: STATS!STATS!STATS!STATS! EVERYBODY!

  
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Patron on the rocks and I?m ready for some stats

The women come around everytime I showing stats

Their panties hit the ground everytime I give em stats

So cups in the air, everybody lets take shots.



hey its early but lets look at some early stats and see if some trends are developing..also give some takes on last nites awesome ducks victory!!

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Battle of California Ducks vs Sharks Recap: to the victor goes the spoils

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 pretend the guy is the ducks...minus the pink shirt...and dumb hair....

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u hate commenting and having to scroll down all the comments on gameday?... me too..comment here

p.s.
ebbet will not be the road team scoring on nabokov..i totally bet none of this happens...except the scoring part

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Battle of California Spade Sharks vs Ducks Preview: a sit down with Niles and Martin Crane

I'm a big "frasier" fan as some of you know...and watching a movie with david hyde pierce where he had conversations with imaginary people last nite..it gave me this idea...I sat down with Niles and Martin Crane and talked about the upcoming game ducks against the sharks..them being non-hockey fans I had to get them up to speed on the rules and such...couldn't get them to understand offsides or icing..but I had fun

In case your not familiar with Frasier cuz you suck...let me introduce Martin and Niles Crane

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Niles is a eccentric clean freak, opera loving, expensive suit wearing, witty, Sherry loving psychologist..(see him pouring it)

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Martin is your typical football loving, beer drinking blunt ex-cop older dad..who outshines for the most part his smarter harvard educated children with common sense

 

 


Spade: All right guys..after going 1-1 in Scandinavia this past weekend the ducks take on the the sharks of san jose

Niles: Oh tht reminds me of the time I received a Dala Horse and they squeezed us in for a salt glow after our Swedish massage...wait why is a US hockey team playing in Europe?

Martin: woo ho!! they see any vikings?

Spade: cuz niles the NHL wanted Teemu Selanne to put off retirement or they hate the ducks or somthing and martin..well probally not...speaking of disappointing and vikings never watch Vahella rising or Thor or shit the minnesota vikings for that matter

Niles: Oh whos Teemu?...sorta roles off the tounge I like it!

Martin: Teemu? that some animal?

Spade: I'd call him our franchise player and face of the ducks..hes finnish and is fuckin awesome and almost as ancient as marty (snicker)...hes important to remember guys

Niles: Sherry anyone?

Spade: Don't mind if I do (takes sip...too sweet but I look cool drinking it fuck it..why do niles and frasier drink this stuff isnt it mostly for cooking?..whatever..im talking to myself too much)

Martin: a cold valentines for me (shakes head at Niles and Spade)

Spade: a quick run thru of the ducks this year..our top line can be as dominate as say marty the detroit lions D-line this year or the 3 tenors I guess for you Niles?...but as stupid as the raiders taking penalties or as stupid as your brother niles.they compose of Getzlaf-Perry and Ryan. they haven't really got it going this season quite yet

the 2nd line consists of some old foggies

Martin:Heyyyyy!!

Spade:who of all the lines have been really slow out of the gate. Our 3rd line some youngsters who look very promising...and were really good in the last game. looking for them to continue there promise..they consist of Andrew Gordon, Andrew cogaliano and Devante-smith-pelly

Martin & Niles: Duvv what? smith huh?

Spade: trust me thats a real name and player..just because you didn't have many minorities on your show world doesnt mean they dont exist...(I can't remember one hispanic guy ever? why do I love this show again?)

our 4th line is what they call an energy line...we have a regal gentlemen you would appreciate Niles whos from Princeton

Niles: Pssst if u can't get into haawwwwvard i guess princeton would suffice

Martin: Sounds like a chump

Spade: actually no he's quite the pugilist! with a great rollie fingers type mustache...anyways that line comes in andbangs people around shakes things up

Martin: Ok I like that line..

Spade: now were playing the sharks who came off a victory against..well a suspect team the coyotes..Mike Smith is the starting goalie for christ's sake!!...the coyotes are like the colts right now Marty.....do you really act like your winning the stanley cup or superbowl cuz you beat Curtis Painter?

Niles: Thats real cheeky of the sharks no?

Martin:Man do the colts suck..but so do my seahawks..who the hell thought tavaris jackson was a good idea?

Spade: they did score with all 4 lines and on the Power play..somthing we havent done..still they have a german in net and that can't be good

Niles: Mehr Wein für mich

Martin: shut it Niles this america

Spade: its gonna be a tall task as the sharks have lots of depth..the key to stopping the sharks top line has always been for the ducks at least not giving jo thorton any space to make plays..I think you live and die with making pavelski and marleau (who has the flu) playmakers and joe a scorer..which he hates more than you hate cheap california wine niles or in your case marty natural lite

Martin & Niles: (both show caca faces)

Niles: I hope you're just yanking my giggle-chain..how dare you even suggest even as a jibe!

Spade: pavelski is new to the top line hes quick yet smaller compared to the other 5 forwards who will be on the ice..and is gonna be a handful for our slow top line forwards who Imsure will be matched against...with carlye having the last change..im sure the lines will be matched agaisnt there respective lines.

Martin: well clobbering and punishing this little punk every chance they get should be a top priority as they wont be able to keep up with him..wear him down like a QB

Niles: and offense is always the best defense...well in squash but Im sure it applies to hockey as well..I wonder if my crep pants are done?

Spade: excellent points guys..our top line was able to control play in the offensive zone for long periods of time in the last 2 games..and will need to continue..but they need to capitalize this time..they just gotta be weary of the quick transition of pavelski and marleau...Id assume you want vishnosky or fowler back on D at all times against their top line to keep up with this scenario

the 2nd line match up is defiantly the most cause for concern..our old.errr...experienced veteran line vs..a potent legit 2nd line containing a speedy havlat (is he playing?) and clowe among others..our 2nd line is not built for sustained pressure..but quick strikes...beachimin i believe will be the key to stopping the guy I worry about most Clowe..frankie is gonna have to prevent clowe from creating space and making plays

to me the other lines are a wash....but the most important thing for the ducks for this game and is too niles point earlier...keep the pressure on..use the speed the ducks have on the 2nd and 3rd lines to keep the sharks on there heels as we did the rangers...both games in europe we outshot the opponent andy ou have to believe its from the new found speed we have in our lineup..keep it up..the PP also has to come thru....its look dangerous and I think just unlucky more than over passing...the Defense also needs to help out hiller and clear the rebounds as hiller is giving some up lately..a big key to the game

final words guys?

Martin: punch them in the mouth ducks

Niles: We shall dine on la crème de requin

Spade & Martin: Shut it Niles!

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Battle of California Barstool and Max Mcstache!

barstools beware!!!  I want your soul...and I want it now!!*

 

As he sat above the practice rink inside Hartwall Areena, general manager Bob Murray looked at a team with potential but also one heavily dependent on a pair of 26-year-olds.

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Battle of California Ducks vs Jokeirt: Opening Day Roster?


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Oh how fun would it be to be at the game this morning our time (9am)...you'd get to watch a tribute to saku and teemu....be around some passionate hockey fans and probally have some reindeer on a stick

but besides this unimportant exhibition game theres some more important news......

Poll
Which famous reindeer would you eat?
Vixen
4 votes
Rudolph
2 votes
Prancer
0 votes
Ignacio
5 votes
Dasher
1 votes

12 votes | Poll has closed

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Hny

BOC and Jack..go together so wonderfully!!!

its a little sweet but good

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Battle of California Spades "Jerk" reaction from VAN-ANA game from last nite

 yea boc did have trouble re-loading...i didnt see that everyone was commenting on the game...thought it was a queit nite...so im re-covering some comments already made...but hey i got pictures..so suck my picklesnake...so heres my jerk off reactions from watching the game last nite...big thank you the angel on my shoulder Grace for the link so I could watch the game

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Battle of California Totally jumping the gun on line combos for the ducks



hey how fun is it pretend like you know what the line combos will be in Randy Carlye Line-up? about as fun as me you-tubing it all night by myself drunk on a saturday nite....for the record I started off the nite with 2 buddies and even invented a new drinking game...I just outlasted them *...and just continued partying...the new janes addiction song is fun to listen to loud and drunk by yourself

anyways...as Carl G pointed out...its fun to predict shit with a small sample size...me just watching one game...yet reading up as much as I can from folks here and AC calling and sports writing outlets.

 

assumption is the top 2 lines wont change...but the bottom six is where it gets intresting...heres one idea keeping in mind belesky will be in the mix soon also

Ryan-Getz-MVPerry

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Cogs-Mcmuffin-Gordon

Maroon-macenauer-Parros

your probally asking what about Palmeri, Pelly, Holland and Bonino?..I think they could use more seasoning now I know contract status is gonna determine more who stays and who goes...but Im just having fun here...but Id rather those guys get better minutes elsewhere and develop there game...Im not hugh on macenauer but we need a warm body to center the 4th line...Parros paired with big boy Maroon could be a intresting energy line and im hoping Maroon could be rotated on the 3rd line to give that line some beef and forechecking help if Cogs is inaffective/inconsistant as he has been this preseason....were stuck with cogs..but doesnt mean we have to play him all the time..and it sounds like gorilla head and ducks fans with there comments want more from him. Palmeri I think still has a chance to make the team for the record. um no he doesnt

another wild suggestion would be this but i think the first line will stay intact..and no folks..for better or worse blake is staying on the 2nd line...get over that

Mcmuffin-Getz-MVPerry

Blake-Koivu-Selanne

Ryan-Cogs--Gordon

Maroon-macenauer-Parros

 

Cogs goes back to his natural position and I still believe Mcmuffin has the juice to keep up with the big 2....u can put belesky here also as hes shown hes competent on the top line....with belesky in one of the 4th line players take a seat...maybe parros?.....intresting 3rd line though right?..though they wont win a face-off to save there life.

 

 

on defense....assuming lydman is out for a couple games well heres where it gets really difficult...I keep trying to put fowler on a lower pairing..and I think u just cant do that...your better off banking on his talent and using him as much as u can...hoping his puckcarrying and smarts will get him out of tough situations..here are some intresting options....any insight on whom they think works better with each other would be welcome...here is a balanced left-hand/right hand pairing from the 2nd and 3rd pairings and the way I think it will shake out:

D-pairing "A"

 

Vishnosky-Beachimin

Fowler-Guenin

Sbisa-Brookbank

 

 but how about this?

D-pairing "B"

 

Vishnosky-Beachimin

Fowler-Sbisa

Guenin-Brookbank

 

I like this because it gives more time for the 2 talented youngsters..and both have the recovery speed to cover each other brain farts up?....PKs though should look different of course having brookbank and guenin more involved.

lastly:

D-pairing "C"

Vishnosky-Fowler

Sbisa-Beachimin

Guenin-Brookbank

u can interchange fowler and Sbisa here....but from what I heard Sbisa doesnt seem to work well with frankie....but well c

 

oh and how bout this mami?...yum!!!...I think Brett michaels stuck his member in her...assss!!!

 

 

 

*we also played darts drunk...I have a bad habit of standing in harms way next to the dart board when Im playing..(to scorekeep faster and retrieve darts as a common courtesy)..I just realized how dangerous it probally was that nite..when a really drunk person was throwing the darts

Poll
which D-pairing do you think works best for the start of the season?
A
1 votes
B
1 votes
C
2 votes
some other pairing with a different D-man
1 votes
chili balls
1 votes

6 votes | Poll has closed

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Battle of California Hockey Guilty Pleasures


The Player You Most Love to Hate

Tomas Homstrom..I hate that he wears oversized football pads and gets away with it..I hate the stupid missing tooth look he has...I hate how seemed to scored a PP goal all the time on the ducks by parking his white swedish ass in front of jiggy..fuck you holmstrom..and you play for the wings..its the reason hell get mentioned later...dino cicerelli was a close second..what a little bitch he was..he "holmstromed" on the PP as well...he would slash someone then walk away..one of those asses

 

certified asshole

 

 

2. Other Than Your Own, The Team You Can't Help Rooting For

I guess the pens...cuz I like pensblog and reading there shit...and im a steelers fan...it was a treat watching lemiuex back in the days i was always more impressed with him more than greztky..though ive never seen any film of gretzky with the oilers..so maybe im missed his greatness

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Battle of California Ducks have 'plan B' if Selanne doesn't return

 aww i love this pic...heal leg damn you!!

 this is rushed cuz im suppose to be working btw

according to BAwwwb...he has a magical plan B in case teemu doesnt return..link here:
Ducks have 'plan B' if Selanne doesn't return

IMO 3 things are gonna happen with our beloved Teemu.

A) best case scenario he heals properly and comes back in time for training camp...the boc ducks fan throw a toga party...underwear optional and we all eat hot dawgs and jell-o...teemu goes on to have a modest year

B)teemu isn't ready for the start of the season but comes back mid-season....we still have jell-o but shun the hot dawgs....

C)teemu's knee doesnt heal...and surpa or whatever his wife's name is ...tells him to quit and he says forget it im done..and retires

 

well then barstool Bob will have to activate plan B as he says he has....thats if if B or C happens....let us speculate shall we?

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So what happens in the latest Teemu Saga?
Teemu comes back and the ducks are whole again…toga partaaay!!
5 votes
Teemu comes back mid-season
0 votes
Teemu retires and we re-sign Troy Bodie and win the cup
2 votes
Teemu retires and Meg designs a robot to take Teemu’s place but it cant win face-offs because it wasn’t programmed to
9 votes

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Jason

you know how jason never dies and cannot be killed?...well that also describes randy carlyle he just inked a new 3 year deal

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Battle of California BOC bumper stickers

 saw a sight today showing funny bumper stickers...so I got a crappy idea boc bumper stickers...!!!

here at 2 of them that inspired me


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most intresting part of this post?
hot chic
22 votes

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Battle of California Cogs Overflow Thread

its an optical illusion the Cogs keep turning non-stop!!! I swear!!

My comp is a bitch with over 100 comments so Im posting this to talk more about our new aquire maybe new aquire assuming he signs with us:Andrew Cogliano

more after the jump

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Battle of California the Good the Bad and the Duckly: Game 4 Ducks-Preds Recap



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I think Van Cleef wins the staring contest!

 

I wasnt drunk for this game so I was a little more aware than usual..I thought I'd try a short spade recap with one of my favorite western's in mind

 

The Good

You see in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

-6 different ducks contributed scoring with my 2 favorite being bacon mcmuffins undressing of a dman and Rinne...Perrys soft floater on the PK was equally awesome

-Cam Fowler, hes now plus 3 with 4 points..and playing lights out..you can notice him making plays on the ice

-on the 4 min PP the ducks didnt get discouraged after hiting 2 posts...finally converting near the end of it

-Shea Weber, that guy is as good as advertised..have to give him props

-Ducks played all 3 periods never seemed to stop attacking, now thats awesome

-All the references to diving in the comments..I laughed my ass off everytime

-Teemu Selanne now leads all players with five playoff goals. 10 more years! 10 more years!

-38 shots by the ducks

 

The Bad

Who the hell is that? One bastard goes in, another one comes out.

-Nashvile fans booing when a call went there way and the fact most of them probally like country music..fuck them

-Vishnosky still hasnt really gotten going...guys like fowler has picked up the slack, but we need him to produce

-the Getzlaf hook..another lazy penalty like koivus at the end of last game

-the call on ruutuu I thought was shitty...the ducks responded by letting them score

-Shane Obrien's Diving finger gesture

The Duckily

Hijo de una gran puta! "Son of a great big bitch!"

-Pekke Rinne, he admitted the perry goal was fugly after the game...yikes 6 goals allowed?

-Smithson, another dive...I dont subscribe to the whole diving thing..but he's the one guy who legitimatley does..what a fuckin douchebag

-The ducks PK..they gave up 2 goals and didnt look good on the others..with the only bright spot being the corey perry shorthander*, they really need some work...it appears there covering the points to avoid the weber blast (you can see the ducks doing all they can block any passes getting to weber its fascinating)but are letting the preds create way too much down low

-2 words: ANDY SUTTON

*I oringinally mispelled and wrote sharthander..i should have left it...that pretty gross sharting on your hand...tell your buddy "hey smell this" 

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Best Diver last nite?
Toni Lydman
0 votes
Martin Erat
3 votes
The rat
0 votes
Smithson
3 votes
Carrie Underwood
9 votes

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Battle of California Thoughts for Game 4 against the Preds...Diving-angry Teemu?

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Look Shea Weber Diving!

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Battle of California UPDATED: Second look at the Preds-Ducks series


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my kinda first look...yup carpets match the drapes..wait you dont trim!! 

Oh my gawd it will be a long couple of days till wednesday for us ducks fans...that co-worker who passes the buck and never takes responsibility will be even be more annoying than usual...your dawg will seem to need more attention than normal...you mom will call like a telemarketer.....spelling nazi** critiuqes will be like acid on your balls..only daydreaming will be your comfort and of course this blog during work hours..Im pretty jacked myself...although feeling like Im operating on one testicle...

that's because we drew fuckin nashville....wait let me correct that we drew shea weber, ryan suter and pekke fucking rinne....honestly its us against that trio hands down. Our ability to crack there rock hard* armor will be the key....I am encourage by the fact we were able to post 4 goals on that trio albeit in a game nashville might have feel asleep on as they were up on us bigtime early...question is if ellis or emry is net for that game do we win it?...my guess the preds dont relax and give up as many goals..but still..perhaps the ducks found a chink(racist sorry chen and earl) in the armor...or just found the gear/style that will be successful for this series

 

Im not sure how the ducks will try to start to attack..nashville wants to score off turnovers in the nuetral zone..using there speed to counter attack..the dmen I think really need to stay home as much as possible...Im grateful brrokbank has rounded into form as the 6th dman...even though he's not the most fleet footed guy..hes more likely to keep up with nashville forwards than lilja and sutton..//I believe the ducks will be hesiitant early on...try not to get burn..if thats the right stragedy instead of pressing them hard early and trying to make them come from behind Idunno

the ducks PP I think will be Key more than anything..especially against this team

but yea..I think against any other team in the playoffs you could just play your game..but against this team because of the trio you have to adjust...and I hope the ducks do...me I have to adjust till waiting till wednesday...which might mean throwing a certain co-worker or spelling nazi who looks like a futurama guy over my 2nd floor mezzanine I work on!

p.s.

Im gonna try to finagle going to the game on friday...if i cant want to watch it somewhere..any suggestions?

with no one offering up there house for me to come watch sniffle sniffle...I got out of the dinosaur age and got HD tv finally and will be watching from the friendly confines of the spade-cave...anyone can join me in bumfuck egypt iif they can brave the drive///tonite or friday your welcome ....just bring beer and a sunny disposition

 Here were the line rushed according to the OC register...intresting 3rd line no?...the fact that winchester is not on it satisfies me to no end and I'm willing to try this combo...as el nino has always been responsible defensivly if nothing else..I still would have preferred secton over el nino...but beggars will not be choosers...I also would have took ruutu energy, forechecking and PK ability over the nothing that winchester provides..but maybe this isnt the final line combos...still if it is I can live with it

Bobby Ryan-Ryan Getzlaf-Corey Perry

Jason Blake-Saku Koivu-Teemu Selanne

Matt Beleskey-Nick Bonino-Brandon McMillan

Brad Winchester-Todd Marchant-George Parros

Jarkko Ruutu-Kyle Chipchura-Dan Sexton

p.s.s. yea the jeff miller article was stupid but get over nashville geez

GO DUCKS!!!!

*Rudy just got a hard on

**Meg is gayer

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Who wins?
Ducks
19 votes
Preds
15 votes
Who cares about this series
2 votes
The honda center guy who serves Earls his $20 drinks
5 votes

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