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Dudes. My son's due date is in 10 days. Trust me, I have wayyyy more important stuff to be doing. But when I saw comments from Jason La Canfora recently, I felt obligated to retort on behalf of the...

If you do, you would know that he is a bad azzzz mofo. All kidding aside, let me tell you a story about my boy Mario... A couple weeks ago, Mario and I discussed beer at length. Mario...

via prod.static.patriots.clubs.nfl.com Like you, my first instinct is to go drink a beer and punch a wall when I see this face. It seems like ever since I can remember, I see Massholes...

And I'm not talking about a mock draft, I'm talking about mocking your favorite Phinsider! Best impersonation gets, ummmm, an online high-5. Let the festivities begin! Alpha: "You gotta problem...

I see a lot of arguments based on what players should be drafted where. Certain players are pegged within a 5-pick continuum. Draft value at a particular position (say Trufant at #12) is highly...

By my estimation, here are the Miami Dolphins needs as of March 17th at 3:20 p.m. 2 CB's (one could even argue 3) 2 OT's (one could argue 1) 1 TE (one could argue 0) 1 OG (one cannot argue) C...

I know what your first thought is: beat it into him. But the idea of prison bars doesn't resonate well with my skinny frame, easy-going nature, silky smooth skin, and luscious buttocks. I was...

Speculating about free agents and draft picks has grown on me. I used to scowl at the scientific inaccuracy of anything and everything that people hypothesize about (there's about as much chance of...

Court is in session. Damnit Alpha6 and Kdog92, get yourselves under control. (Gavel pound, gavel pound). Before getting ahead of ourselves and projecting a 7-round mock, please remember that...

A quick background about myself so you know where I'm coming from. I was born and raised in southeast Ohio. I fell in love with Dan Marino, met him in 1987, and from there, fandom turned to...

As I scan the endless sea of mock drafts, reflect on others' opinions on the state of the roster and how it should change through contract negotiations and free agency, Ireland and Ross, new...

Holy crap! We talk about Ireland and Ross being scorned prom dates with their recent free agency exploits, and yet Dolphin fans are acting like the overly self-conscious, pimply-faced, paranoid...

Hey all. I am a lifelong Miami Dolphins fan and new to the site. I am ecstatic to be a part of the Dolphin community. I met Dan Marino when I was 5 years old in Parkersburg, West Virginia, and the...