
SabeanPlusBochyEqualsEpicFailure
Oct 01, 2009 Nov 15, 2009 2 39
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Oh boy its voting time!
So I went out to the store and there was this big line but I was like screw it because I have to buy some potatoes so I went and I got my potatoes and I waited in line but it was taking so long so I thought to myself man is this really worth it to wait in this line but then it turned out that I wasn't in line at all and there was a circus and I was eating pie in the audience watching the clowns ride the elephants but they weren't really riding elephants I just wished that they were riding elephants or maybe oliphants like the elf I forget his name but he's played by that guy who was also in Elizabethtown which I didn't see but then remember when he shot the oliphant in the head and the other guy was like that only still counts as one I thought that was pretty lame but then it turned out that I was just daydreaming about the circus and I was in line after all and I got to the end of the line and bought my potatoes and now I'm going to go eat my potatoes.
Which Old, Declining outfielder would you like?
Our contestants are:
Jermaine Dye: the most likely choice. Hits for decent power, and might still have a 25-30 home run season in him at ATT Park. Definite upgrade from Randy Winn
Johnny Damon: Yankee speedster. Will not hit for more than 10 home runs at ATT Park, but still: upgrade from Randy Winn
Vladimir Guerrero (did i spell it right): A man who may never play on the field ever again without getting injured. Will probably play 23 games hit .275 with 4 home runs and 12 RBI's: Also more valuable than Randy Winn.
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