Bored at work today, I decided to scour google images for ridiculous Kings pictures.  As I was searching I stumbled upon the realization that, of course, the best ones were coming from sactownroyalty.  This timewasting-at-work post is a tribute to some of the most creative, hilarious, and just plain ridiculous StR has offered over the years.

I will post a couple of my favorites after the jump to get things started.  Most of my finds are recent, but feel free to dig deep into the StRchives and post your favorites in the comments!  

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So I'm not sure if this should be a fanpost or a fanshot, but oh well, here goes nothing.

I am super bored at work and figured I would channel my post draft excitement into a Kings lolcats day at work.  After the jump you can see the few I have made this morning, but more importantly, I would love to see what you jokesters can come up with.  Post your images in the comments.

If you are unfamiliar with the lolcats generator, you can go to cheezburger.com and build your own.

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Preface:
I am incredibly bored at work.  I have nothing to do all day but scower the internet for Kings discussions. It seems like trading down in the draft is an option commonly discussed, but the sound of #5 has a nice ring to it. Sooo... I figured I could both occupy my time at work and explore trade scenarios by creating a new asinine trade thread! 

My comments are just a starting point for discussion.  Please let me know what your ideas, thoughts, and opinions are on trading/buying additional picks in draft.  Who would you trade, who's salary would you take on, what pick would you buy, and who would you draft at that pick?

Purpose:
I want to create a trade discussion which lands us a pick between 6 and 12.  Because the draft looks pretty deep this should give us a good opportunity to analyze trade options, draft possibilities, and our current roster. 

Assumptions:
This posts assumes that we are not trading our #5 pick.
This post assumes that we can use trade expections when salary is taken on under the cap.  (I don't actually know if this is possible, as the salary cap is super complicated)
This posts assumes that I am an active fan, but in no way an expert. 
Finally, this post assumes that we are dying for any Kings discussion this offseason, so lets have fun.

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I was thinking about the lose 4, win 4 groove the Kings have fallen into lately, when I took a look at the upcoming schedule the Kings are facing.  Minnesota twice in one week; Washington a team with no identity, despite an abundance of personalities; and a thrashed Portland team suffering from injuries and even-with-injuries-we-have-way-too-much-talent-to-be-playing-this-badly-itis. 

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