Commented What's better than heaven? on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/27/12 1:21 AM EDT

Commented Where did you get the impression I was majoring in English? on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/26/12 5:43 PM EDT

Commented Wouldn't that imply Nebraska is heaven? on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/26/12 5:41 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Sucked the last two years in the Big 12? on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/26/12 5:41 PM EDT

Commented Haha. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/26/12 11:25 AM EDT

Commented Well, unless you're watching the SEC network, shouldn't be a problem, right? on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/26/12 11:24 AM EDT

Commented Yes, post totals. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 11:01 PM EDT

Commented Ron Brown joke goes here! on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 10:49 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I figured it says "I LOVE THE" in front. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 10:49 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented OH. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 10:48 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Maybe Nebraska's being needled by our new "friends" will lead to many Nebraska fans developing a sense of humor? on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 10:46 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I do own TWO badger shirts though. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 6:49 PM EDT

Commented Oh, by all means give them hell. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 6:47 PM EDT

Commented Well, most people who grow it in their backyards grow better corn. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 6:46 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented There are Iowa fans outside of Iowa? on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 6:42 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented BUT NORTH PLATTE IS A GEM OF TED TURNERLAND. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 6:42 PM EDT

Recommended I hate Iowa because it's in the way of driving somewhere nice. on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 6:40 PM EDT

Commented I'm not against the SEC-Big 12 pairing. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 6:39 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented It's true because their most recent deal puts them almost at the same level as the SEC and Big Ten. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 6:38 PM EDT

Recommended a comment on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 6:37 PM EDT

Commented I continue to misunderstand why the Big 12's SOS was so high. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 6:37 PM EDT

Commented That's why they have to combine them. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 6:35 PM EDT

Commented Funny. This is exactly what my relatives who live in Wisconsin wanted me to do. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 6:35 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I wore Nebraska clothes when I was TAing this past fall. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 6:33 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Ken Jennings probably agrees. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 3:24 PM EDT

Commented OKAY, I hadn't seen the latest numbers of the new Big East TV deal. on Phil Steele's 2012 Preseason All-Big Ten Team on Corn Nation - 05/25/12 2:45 PM EDT

Commented They're feeding you? on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 2:39 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented *had OSU won. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 2:13 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I'm saying OSU should've/would've gone to the BCS game had ISU won, despite being ranked No. 3 at the time. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 2:13 PM EDT (1 reply)

Voted for CARLOS RUIZ LOSES BAT on SBNation.com - 05/25/12 2:11 PM EDT

Commented Well then, fortune favors the bold or something like that. on B1G 2012 // OTE's Iowa Potluck: Seeking Answers from The Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 1:23 PM EDT

Commented I'm not AD yet! on B1G 2012 // OTE's Iowa Potluck: Seeking Answers from The Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 1:22 PM EDT

Commented He's just saying that because I'll be in Georgia. on Jamie Williams Hiring Increases Speculation on Osborne's Eventual Successor on Corn Nation - 05/25/12 1:21 PM EDT

Commented You just admitted your Alabama team didn't belong in the game on the virtue of your team play. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 1:18 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented God bless ESPN. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 1:16 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Now my EA NCAA football '12 conferences are all messed up. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 1:16 PM EDT

Commented Besides, your only real Super Bowl is the Heroes Game. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 1:15 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented "All the hate, none of the weight!" on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 1:13 PM EDT

Recommended You see how many comments this is getting? on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 1:12 PM EDT

Commented Well, there ARE a lot of parallels. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 1:11 PM EDT

Commented I think that's the first time someone has celebrated or relished the opportunity to visit Lil' Red. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 1:09 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented Except when they beat Texas. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 1:07 PM EDT

Recommended This article is quite correct on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 1:07 PM EDT

Commented Let me help: on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 1:05 PM EDT

Commented He's crying over being down by a field goal? on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 1:03 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented *like on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 1:01 PM EDT

Commented That's why I live being a Nebraska fan. I'm never on a rival campus. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 1:01 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Try harder. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 10:48 AM EDT (2 replies)

Commented Gracious, it's like the Colorado and Nebraska rivalry, except you're interchangeable! on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 10:46 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented You forgot an option here: "Move somewhere else, for your own sake. No job is worth it." on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 10:45 AM EDT

Commented Iowa is thankful for the attention, however. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 10:44 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I wasn't aware Iowa and Iowa State were playing this week. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 10:43 AM EDT

Commented They couldn't use it because it belongs in an art gallery in Chicago, which meant there was a slight bias towards Iowa, even though they couldn't appreciate it. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 9:49 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Oh, don't confuse me for a supporter of either franchise. on Hoegher's 2012 Previews: Iowa Hawkeyes on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 9:41 AM EDT

Recommended TL;DR, DWM on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 9:39 AM EDT

Commented WE HATE IOWA. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 9:39 AM EDT

Commented I feel like this is one of those awkward moments when you walk in on a married couple bickering over the garbage or something. on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 9:36 AM EDT (2 replies)

Commented Well, I was avoiding that. on Jamie Williams Hiring Increases Speculation on Osborne's Eventual Successor on Corn Nation - 05/25/12 9:20 AM EDT

Recommended You must have an upset stomach. on SBNation.com - 05/25/12 8:12 AM EDT

Recommended I thought this was supposed to be written by one of our rivals. on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 7:59 AM EDT

Commented Double agent? on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 7:59 AM EDT

Commented Ryan Briscoe, pole sitter for the Indy 500, actually. on THE NEWLYHEAD GAME on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 05/25/12 1:29 AM EDT

Recommended NO NO AND NO. NO WAY, NO HOW. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME I DID THAT? on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 05/25/12 1:04 AM EDT

Recommended Ways to piss off the undergrads in your class: ask them critical thinking questions for the Q/A part of their presentation on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 05/25/12 12:52 AM EDT

Recommended You forgot the new rule on Corn Nation - 05/25/12 12:45 AM EDT

Commented FLAGGED FOR INDECENCY. on B1G 2012 // OTE's Iowa Potluck: Seeking Answers from The Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 12:42 AM EDT

Commented I don't see anything spelled wrong. I only see improvements. on Without Nebraska, the Big XII is literally redefining the game of baseballl. Obviously, they... on Corn Nation - 05/24/12 11:25 PM EDT

Commented You're absolutely right. on Jamie Williams Hiring Increases Speculation on Osborne's Eventual Successor on Corn Nation - 05/24/12 11:23 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Well, that's the only proper way to reward me for doing what should've been done 20 years ago. on Jamie Williams Hiring Increases Speculation on Osborne's Eventual Successor on Corn Nation - 05/24/12 11:19 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented WHOA. on 2012 Big Ten Baseball Nebraska vs Penn State: Win Or Go Home on Corn Nation - 05/24/12 11:18 PM EDT

Commented We must! Surely there is at least ONE Nebraska native involved somehow. on 2012 Big Ten Baseball Nebraska vs Penn State: Win Or Go Home on Corn Nation - 05/24/12 11:17 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Re: Michigan and Michigan on Hoegher's 2012 Previews: Iowa Hawkeyes on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 11:16 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Now we know the source of Tom Osborne's voodoo magic... on B1G 2012 // OTE's Iowa Potluck: Seeking Answers from The Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 11:13 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented NO. NO. on B1G 2012 // OTE's Iowa Potluck: Seeking Answers from The Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 11:13 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented AMEN. Newsletter. Fan club. on B1G 2012 // OTE's Iowa Potluck: Seeking Answers from The Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 11:12 PM EDT

Commented The Big 12 was pretty cordial too, right up until Texas scared the bejeezus out of everyone by talking to the Pac-10. on John Swofford Confident ACC Schools Are Trustworthy, Uninterested In Big 12 on SBNation.com - 05/24/12 6:44 PM EDT

Commented New Big East motto? on Big 12/SEC plan new bowl game to rival the Rose Bowl on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 6:41 PM EDT

Commented Oh, I guess I should throw my name out there. Seeing how I've already been guaranteed the job. on Jamie Williams Hiring Increases Speculation on Osborne's Eventual Successor on Corn Nation - 05/24/12 6:32 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented You end up at Arizona? on The Curious Case of Brian Ferentz on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 6:30 PM EDT

Commented Olympics! on 2012 Big Ten Baseball Nebraska vs Penn State: Win Or Go Home on Corn Nation - 05/24/12 6:27 PM EDT (1 reply)