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I write for Corn Nation despite being wholly unqualified as I have never watched a single game of Nebraska football from before 2004.

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Recent Activity
Because I came to Georgia.
Commented on Corn Flakes: Who's Your Boyfriend This Year? on Aug 29 2014, 4:22p - 1 reply
Plebes\fourth, third, second and first class midshipmen, if I'm not mistaken.
Commented on What I Want in the Non-Con, Week 1 on Aug 29 2014, 4:15p - 1 reply
I only hated their first edition, because I'm a curmudgeon and they messed with the helmet.
Commented on What I Want in the Non-Con, Week 1 on Aug 29 2014, 4:14p
You really don't know me, do you.
Commented on What I Want in the Non-Con, Week 1 on Aug 29 2014, 4:13p
I'd hate to say this is my fault but I'm sorry, it's my fault.
Commented on Corn Flakes: Who's Your Boyfriend This Year? on Aug 29 2014, 3:58p - 1 reply
for Florida Atlantic
Voted on Aug 29 2014, 3:29p
So when Navy beats you, what's the plan?
Commented on Where We Be, What We Be Drinking: Week 1 on Aug 29 2014, 2:52p
SCAR is trying to transition to a 3-4.
Commented on Corn Flakes: Who's Your Boyfriend This Year? on Aug 29 2014, 2:47p - 1 reply
I believe Janovich has already been held out for injury.
Commented on Nebraska Football: Season Opener Depth Chart on Aug 29 2014, 2:44p - 1 reply
how is northwestern not #1
Commented on Corn Nation Big Ten Power Poll - Preseason on Aug 29 2014, 2:39p
If this was supposed to be mocking, I don't see it.
Commented on University of Minnesota threatened with lawsuit over 'Redskins' name on Aug 29 2014, 12:05p - 1 reply
Your opinion is invalid - YOU'RE ACTIVELY TRYING TO ENTER A PHD PROGRAM
Commented on Where We Be, What We Be Drinking: Week 1 on Aug 29 2014, 11:51a - 1 reply
stop it
Commented on Where We Be, What We Be Drinking: Week 1 on Aug 29 2014, 11:51a - 1 reply
YEAR FIVE: When graduation starts looking like a lost dream and everyone else's jobs look great, including the janitor's.
Commented on Where We Be, What We Be Drinking: Week 1 on Aug 29 2014, 11:40a - 1 reply
casserole
Commented on Where We Be, What We Be Drinking: Week 1 on Aug 29 2014, 11:40a - 3 replies
You're going to need something stronger.
Commented on Where We Be, What We Be Drinking: Week 1 on Aug 29 2014, 11:39a - 1 reply
My only regret is not picking up another.
Commented on Where We Be, What We Be Drinking: Week 1 on Aug 29 2014, 11:39a - 1 reply
Their Bourbon Barrel Quad (at least the first run) was amazing.
Commented on Where We Be, What We Be Drinking: Week 1 on Aug 29 2014, 10:25a - 2 replies
Interesting - I'll have to check it out.
Commented on Where We Be, What We Be Drinking: Week 1 on Aug 29 2014, 10:23a
Sam Foltz.
Commented on Corn Flakes: Who's Your Boyfriend This Year? on Aug 29 2014, 10:21a - 1 reply
Sam Foltz.
Commented on Corn Flakes: Who's Your Boyfriend This Year? on Aug 29 2014, 10:21a
I believe Gabe Miller is injured, yes.
Commented on Nebraska Football: Season Opener Depth Chart on Aug 29 2014, 8:22a
Hey Ray, Sierra Nevada is no longer just a West Coast beer.
Commented on Where We Be, What We Be Drinking: Week 1 on Aug 29 2014, 8:19a - 1 reply
Is Mike Jones tailgating with Taylor Martinez?
Commented on Where We Be, What We Be Drinking: Week 1 on Aug 29 2014, 8:18a
What the fuck else will Michigan State fans talk about.
Commented on What I Want in the Non-Con, Week 1 on Aug 29 2014, 8:16a - 1 reply
I live in the US and streaming games is the only way I can watch TV short of going to a bar.
Commented on What I Want in the Non-Con, Week 1 on Aug 29 2014, 8:15a
Also the same two commercials. Over. And Over.
Commented on What I Want in the Non-Con, Week 1 on Aug 29 2014, 8:14a
I'm curious if they made it more difficult to sell tickets on the secondary market.
Commented on Corn Flakes: Changes To The Tunnel Walk Coming! on Aug 29 2014, 8:06a - 1 reply
Well-written?
Commented on Corn Flakes: Changes To The Tunnel Walk Coming! on Aug 29 2014, 8:05a
lol we don't use TEs
Commented on Nebraska Football: Season Opener Depth Chart on Aug 29 2014, 8:04a - 1 reply
Wilbon is too far down the depth chart and not permitted to speak with the media (having never seen the field).
Commented on Nebraska Football: Season Opener Depth Chart on Aug 29 2014, 8:04a - 1 reply
Should've been one the last two seasons.
Commented on Nebraska Football: Season Opener Depth Chart on Aug 29 2014, 8:03a
It's been hesitant and subtle, but most of the media guys have appreciated Pelini throwing them a bone.
Commented on Nebraska Football: Season Opener Depth Chart on Aug 29 2014, 8:02a
Bo Pelini will wear a sports coat and everyone will spend twenty minutes chatting about that instead of football.
Commented on Corn Nation FAU Bold Predictions on Aug 29 2014, 8:01a - 1 reply
Between the hedges for UGA-Clemson.
Commented on Where We Be, What We Be Drinking: Week 1 on Aug 29 2014, 7:03a - 1 reply
God help you if BTN2Go is your only option.
Commented on What I Want in the Non-Con, Week 1 on Aug 28 2014, 3:45p - 2 replies
Wait, why are we all getting mad?
Commented on Corn Flakes: Changes To The Tunnel Walk Coming! on Aug 28 2014, 3:15p
I bet you it's as simple as he jumped from a balcony on a dare, hurt himself, and was afraid to admit it to the coaches and his teammates.
Commented on Corn Flakes: Changes To The Tunnel Walk Coming! on Aug 28 2014, 3:14p - 2 replies
We're losing by 50.
Commented on Revisiting the 2014 Florida Atlantic Owls on Aug 28 2014, 3:12p
What if the owl is allergic to corn though
Commented on FAU Score Prediction Contest on Aug 28 2014, 3:05p
for Same old song in Lincoln gets worse. FAU pulls off the shocking upset.
Voted on Aug 28 2014, 3:03p
Hey, let's cool it with this non-sense.
Commented on FAU Score Prediction Contest on Aug 27 2014, 6:08p - 1 reply
Okay...?
Commented on 2014 Nebraska Football Opponent Preview: Iowa Hawkeyes on Aug 27 2014, 5:37p - 1 reply
He never had any competition.
Commented on 2014 Closing Arguments: Nebraska Cornhuskers on Aug 27 2014, 5:31p - 1 reply
I don't even have television.
Commented on Husker Football and Nebrasketball Games to be streamed on TuneIn on Aug 27 2014, 4:36p - 1 reply
Yes?
Commented on 2014 Nebraska Football Opponent Preview: Iowa Hawkeyes on Aug 27 2014, 2:55p - 1 reply
No, you just conveniently ignored the fact that we moved the ball pretty well on you with a freshman QB running the offense that was built for a fifth year senior.
Commented on #BOLDPREDICTIONS with the OTE Writers on Aug 27 2014, 2:55p
NARRATIVE FLAGS.
Commented on FAU Score Prediction Contest on Aug 27 2014, 2:53p
OUTLIER.
Commented on FAU Score Prediction Contest on Aug 27 2014, 2:01p - 2 replies
You say this like we can't make jokes at Carl's expense.
Commented on FAU Score Prediction Contest on Aug 27 2014, 2:00p
No Subject
Commented on FAU Score Prediction Contest on Aug 27 2014, 12:42p
I have no idea what is happening here.
Commented on The B1G Power Poll 2014: The B1G East Coast Rap Game on Aug 27 2014, 12:40p - 2 replies
Nebraska.
Commented on #BOLDPREDICTIONS with the OTE Writers on Aug 27 2014, 12:39p
The off-season requires these GIFs.
Commented on #BOLDPREDICTIONS with the OTE Writers on Aug 27 2014, 12:38p - 2 replies
They'll certainly be noisy.
Commented on #BOLDPREDICTIONS with the OTE Writers on Aug 27 2014, 12:37p - 3 replies
In 2012? In Iowa City?
Commented on 2014 Nebraska Football Opponent Preview: Iowa Hawkeyes on Aug 27 2014, 10:46a - 3 replies
The weather was really shitty that day.
Commented on 2014 Nebraska Football Opponent Preview: Iowa Hawkeyes on Aug 26 2014, 11:54p - 2 replies
Brian, Pelini is expected to award more scholarships later this week - I'd expect Roach to be on that list.
Commented on Nebraska Football: Scholarship Breakdown Entering 2014 Season on Aug 26 2014, 11:04p
I'd take SCAR. Or, for the greatest outrage, Florida.
Commented on The 2014 Corn Nation Pick 'em Contest on Aug 26 2014, 11:01p - 1 reply
for Really? Lower? Do you want me to cry?
Voted on Aug 26 2014, 7:20p
So why doesn't Iowa win every game???
Commented on 2014 Closing Arguments: Nebraska Cornhuskers on Aug 26 2014, 1:02p - 1 reply
Nebraska doesn't have depth charts.
Commented on Corn Flakes: Depth Charts Galore! on Aug 26 2014, 12:57p - 1 reply
I have a ticket to UGA-Clemson.
Commented on 2014 Closing Arguments: Nebraska Cornhuskers on Aug 26 2014, 10:25a
No, Minnesota wants it more. Or something.
Commented on 2014 Closing Arguments: Nebraska Cornhuskers on Aug 26 2014, 10:24a - 1 reply
Wear oven mitts!
Commented on The definitive pizza style rankings on Aug 25 2014, 11:54p
I'm pretty sure we're just sending you to the funny farm.
Commented on The 2014 Corn Nation Pick 'em Contest on Aug 25 2014, 11:51p - 1 reply
I believe that's how we beat Georgia.
Commented on 2014 Closing Arguments: Nebraska Cornhuskers on Aug 25 2014, 11:10p - 1 reply
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