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SamFels

  • joined Mar 23, 2008
  • last login Aug 28, 2014
  • posts 1937
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Sam Fels was born and raised on the North Side of Chicago. He's been a die hard Cubs and Hawks fan all his life, which probably explains why he's warped in the head. He also grew up in Chicago rooting against Michael Jordan for reasons only known to him, which is why that warped head is irreparable. It also explains his cynical view. He graduated from Emerson College in 2003 with a degree he no longer can find or remember what is was for. He has been a stand-up comedian since 2004, and there might even be five people in Chicago who can recall seeing him on stage. He moved back home from LA in 2008 to relaunch the independent Blackhawks fanzine The Blue Line, renaming it The Committed Indian. He joined Second City Hockey in November of that year, and has been wasting his and the time of others ever since.

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  • MLB Chicago Cubs
  • NFL Chicago Bears
  • NHL Chicago Blackhawks
  • Soccer Liverpool FC
User Blog

Samfield Road: The Creeping Fear

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Samfield Road: The Creeping Fear

Predictions Ahead

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Looking into the crystal ball

Samfield Road: I'm So Bored Of The U.S.A.

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What did we learn on tour?

Running Clean: Liverpool 2 - AC Milan 0

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Liverpool don't raise pulses but get the work in during another preseason victory.

What does "doing a Spurs" mean?

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Will Liverpool follow Tottenham down the new team rabbithole?

Samfield Road: Summertime Rolls

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SamFels returns to the Asylum to weigh in on Luis Suarez's exit.

Need More Than A Water Back: Southampton v. LFC

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Liverpool have to back up their first win over a top six side by getting past a relegation side.

The Big Kill: Liverpool 3 - Spurs 2

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Liverpool finally get a big scalp, and some luck along the way to get it.

To Prove To Your Friends...: Liverpool v. Spurs

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Liverpool look once again for a result with resonance.

The Following Preview Has Been Approved....

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Liverpool crush Wigan

Around The Turn: Wigan v Liverpool

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Liverpool either close strong like it means something or play like it doesn't. Which it doesn't.

Can It Be Done?

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What will it take for Liverpool to grab a European spot?

Missed It By That Much: Liverpool 3 - Zenit 1

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Almost. But almost is always the lament.

Miracle Needed: Liverpool v. Zenit

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Liverpool need "one of those nights."

Naturally: Liverpool 5 - Swansea 0

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Liverpool thrash the Swans

Playing Out The String?: Liverpool v. Swansea

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Liverpool return to the league, but do they think it matters?

Tis A Fine Barn, English: Zenit 2 - Liverpool 0

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Liverpool had a plan. But everyone's got a plan.

One Bad Motherland

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Liverpool put all the eggs in the Euorpa basket, headed to Russia.

And That's That: Liverpool 0 - West Brom 2

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Liverpool's season in ashes in familiar fashion.

The Hanging Curveball: Liverpool v. West Brom

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You couldn't ask for much more.

We All Dream

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Jamie Carragher announces he will retire at the end of the season.

Behind The Curtain: vs. City

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Time to look at some charts and stuff

99 Ways To Die: Man City 2 - Liverpool 2

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Liverpool throw it away again.

Sisyphus: Man City v. Liverpool

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Liverpool once again try to beat a team ahead of them.

Music's Over, Find A Chair

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The transfer window closes, how'd it go?

It Was There: Arsenal 2 - Liverpool 2

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Liverpool throw away another vital win away to a competitor for 4th.

Enough Rebounds To Make Charles Barkley Happy

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Liverpool look to come back from yet another bad loss.

A Bigger Minnow: Oldham v. Liverpool

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Liverpool look to avoid getting lower league egg on their faces. Because lower league eggs smell worse.

Tell Your Statistics To Shut Up

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Finally back to having fun with numbers

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