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Sam Fels was born and raised on the North Side of Chicago. He's been a die hard Cubs and Hawks fan all his life, which probably explains why he's warped in the head. He also grew up in Chicago rooting against Michael Jordan for reasons only known to him, which is why that warped head is irreparable. It also explains his cynical view. He graduated from Emerson College in 2003 with a degree he no longer can find or remember what is was for. He has been a stand-up comedian since 2004, and there might even be five people in Chicago who can recall seeing him on stage. He moved back home from LA in 2008 to relaunch the independent Blackhawks fanzine The Blue Line, renaming it The Committed Indian. He joined Second City Hockey in November of that year, and has been wasting his and the time of others ever since.

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Ocean Of Confusion: Swansea 0 - Liverpool 0


It's another one that's everything...and nothing.

The Pivot: Swansea v. Liverpool


Liverpool try to turn from Thursday's draw back to the league.

To All The Young Dudes: Liverpool v. Young Boys


Liverpool look to clinch passage to knockout rounds of Europa League

Running The Gaunlet Of The Unblinking Eye


Liverpool's last stretch of 2012.

Game Of Halves And Choices: Liverpool 3 - Wigan 0


Liverpool stroll in the 2nd half to a win

The Bridesmaid: Liverpool v. Wigan


Liverpool face the manager they didn't pick



Our Zlatan thoughts.

Streets Are Uneven: Chelsea 1 - Liverpool 1


Liverpool draw strange affair.

Take It To The Bridge: Chelsea v. Liverpool


Liverpool head to West London to take on the entertainers

Missed It By That Much


Liverpool's kids lose in Moscow

Kids Corner: Anzhi v. Liverpool


Liverpool send in the kids

Comparing Apples To An Idiot


How do Rodgers and Hodgson stack up?



Liverpool....well, you know the story

Take The Thumbs?: Liverpool v. Newcastle


Will the thin squad finally prove too much?

Mama Said There'd Be Days Like This


Liverpool limply go out of League Cup under some questionable managing.

Beast of Burden: Liverpool v. Swansea


Liverpool look to progress at home in the League Cup

Player Ratings vs. Everton


Who do we rate where?

When My Brain Says Rage: Everton 2 - Liverpool 2


Liverpool robbed of derby win, settle for deserved result

You Don't Look Blue-ish


The Derby

That's....Good? Liverpool 1 - Anzhi 0


Liverpool move top of the group.

There Be Monsters Here: Liverpool v. Anzhi


Liverpool face stiffest challenge yet in Europa League

I Don't Know What I'm Doing


So I got a few things wrong...

Reading Between Squiggly Lines


What's everyone trying to say about Andy Carroll?

Fine: Liverpool 1 - Reading 0


Liverpool squeak through for first win at home.

Before All That's Left Is The Wheel


Liverpool take a hurting squad back into the league



Liverpool's strikers go boom.

Internationals Are Mercifully Over


The internationals are over.

Last International Round-Up


Last Internationals of the year.

Expand Her? I Hardly Know Her!


Liverpool to expand Anfield.

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