SB Nation User Blog: Scruffy Lefty

Seahawks Anonymous - Please bitch in here

Scruffy Lefty — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 23:13:46 -0000

Hi my name is Scruffy Lefty and I'm a disgruntled Hawks fan.

Things I hate

- Sunny Cold days

- Brian Russell

- Hippies

- My Cats (He just puked on my bed)

- John Marshall

- Vagina Hair

- Pants

- Brian Russell

- Brian Russells Mom

The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

(* If you want to bitch do it in here. All other reactionary fanpost will be removed with there comments put into here. )

Post Your Hawk: Week 6

Scruffy Lefty — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:38:30 -0000

Oh sweet jesus..... Our record isn't good when I have to post this.

Anyway the hawks really need to win this game. So we'll need a big day from "Orange Julius Jones" something on the lines of 130yds and 3 TD's . And maybe a little help from our Rally Lazer cat!!!!

Hawks 37-31 in a shootout.

Video Preview: Week 6

Scruffy Lefty — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:22:40 -0000

Just win baby.....

Please?

Pretty Please?

Pretty Pretty Pretty Please?

Hmm I really want Jack in the box now. Mmmmmm Tacos.....

But if I eat thirty then I will shit my pants....

And that would suck. But not as bad as another loss.

Go Hawks!!!

Video Preview: Bye Week

Scruffy Lefty — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:17:28 -0000

Game Thread: Rams @ Seahawks - 2

Scruffy Lefty — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 21:34:07 -0000

Yay!!!

John Morgan:

Decimated is too weak an adjective, this first half has been nothing short of obliteration.

Let's get our grounding for a second. After a half, I'm confident the Rams are that bad. Marc Bulger has de-evolved into a pupal, grub like creature with spindly legs unfit for throwing a football. But Seattle can only shame and emasculate the opponent they are given.

The special teams is a real problem and it's not just Bumpus losing the ball in the air, but for today that doesn't matter.

There's a parable somewhere within the first three weeks of Seattle's season. Don't let results shrivel your confidence when you know you're good. Seattle's good. Seattle's damn good.

Drink up, only one more half of vacation. The schedule is about to get real tough.

Video Preview: Week 3

Scruffy Lefty — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 01:05:07 -0000

After last week I felt like this.

Hopefully this week I feel more like this.

After Craig Terrill's victory dance last week I'm pretty sure that if he wasn't a football player that he would be a singing jogger.

No bullshitting around the Hawks need to come out this week and attack.

Even if it means playing dirty.

Cause like old Jack said "What the Hell"

Then we party

Wide Receivers Coming in from all Angles - Keary Colbert

Scruffy Lefty — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:04:24 -0000

Keary Colbert!!!!

Seattle has swapped a late-round draft pick for Broncos wide receiver Keary Colbert, FOXSports.com has learned.

The Seahawks — who had the 17th best pass offense in the league a year ago — have suffered greatly this year with the losses of receivers Nate Burleson, Bobby Engram and Deion Branch to injuries.

Wow. Holmgren wasn't kidding about getting some WR in here. Personally I love this move. Colbert coming out of college was a very good route runner with great hands. What he lacked was size and speed. He fell off the earth because he was relied on as a number 2 when he shouldn't of ever been. He is a good fit for the WCO.

Update by John Morgan: In 2004, Colbert was drafted in the second round by the Carolina Panthers. He wasn't fast, running a 4.6 40, or tall, coming in a shade under 6'1", but he was supremely productive at a top program: USC. That 4.6 40 might be a bit deceptive, Colbert was a sure thing draft pick who barely participated in the combine and possibly didn't prepare either. Since then, Colbert has earned a reputation as a laggard. Perhaps he's just happy to have scored big and looks forward to the offseason. In football, that does happen.

Despite his low completion rate over four season, never topping 50%, he was known at USC for his hands. You heard that right. He was a four year starter and owns USC's all time receptions record. The patina of potential is why Seattle had to trade as much as a 5th round pick, but that patina might be only residue. I don't really know. His record certainly explains Tim Ruskell's interest, but without tape on the guy I don't feel confident judging this trade.

Mike Doss for Strong Safety '08

Scruffy Lefty — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:39:02 -0000

I'm here to officially endorse Mike Doss as my most wanted currently available Strong Safety. Christian is currently contacting his representative Mr. Drew Rosenhaus about the Hawks dire need at the position. For those of you who don't know who Mike Doss is.... well he is good, Really Good but has been derailed by injuries and some trouble with the law.

If you are worried about the current situation at our Safety position please get into contact with Mr. Doss or his representatives.

Contact info for Mr. Doss

Contact info for Mr. Rosenhaus

Video Preview: Week 2

Scruffy Lefty — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 15:38:37 -0000

We didn't play last week......... It wasn't a trainwreck. This is a trainwreck.

And at least Marshawn Lynch didn't celebrate like this. Because he probably would of ran over Matt Hasselbeck and got away scott free.

Anyway the Hawks play the 9ers this week. And besides talking a big game they need to back it up also.

After kickoff absolute chaos will follow. With Craig Terrill screaming "Thats for telling Sarah Silverman I have the Clap!" (NSFW)

And with the new Wumpus like attitude I don't expect O'Sullivan to last long.

And after the victory we will celebrate in true 300 fashion.

Hey at least we aren't the Titans

Scruffy Lefty — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:58:37 -0000

Link

The mother of Titans quarterback Vince Young said he indicated he doesn’t want to play football and is "hurting inside and out."

Really? Wasn't this a guy drafted for his ability to lead a team? Wasn't he drafted because he had the type of swagger you wanted in a QB? They said they weren't worried about his arm because he was a gamer.

Well apparently not. If I'm a titans fan I would be pissed right now. They sank a lot of money into this pick.

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