
Seanrude
Apr 21, 2008 Feb 15, 2012 67 6568
Lifelong Cowboys Fan from the Swamps of Jersey
My Beer Blog: http://tiltingsuds.wordpress.com/
website: Tilting Suds
a fan of
New Jersey Nets
Dallas Cowboys
Navy Midshipmen
Fairfield Stags
Tiger
I really don't care
I don't care
Muhammad Ali
Tottenham Hotspur
Evel Knievel
Simona Halep
Pittsburgh Pirates
Seton Hall Men's BB
USA! USA!
Tottenham Hotspur
Ivan Putski
USA Broads in Short Skirts
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T.O. is broke
These stories are sad. Also, Drew Rosenhaus is a flaming a**hole. He better hope that a court sees his recommendations as 'informal' too
Road Warrior Moment at Cowboys Stadium
Golf Cart breaks loose and makes mad dash to freedom!
Manning to Cowboys?
I think there is no chance of this, but there it is
Head Injuries in Football
This article is a few years old, but it is still scary stuff
Bill Barnwell on Garrett's Clock Management
I am still trying to figure out the clock management strategy there
NFL's most overrated players
Tebow is #1.
DON'T LET TERRY SEE WHO #2 IS OR HIS HEAD WILL EXPLODE!
MORE GREATRIOT MYTHS EXPLODED!!!!!!!!
MYTH #1: THIS SHOULD BE A FANSHOT: Fanshots are simply not important enough to give proper recognition to exploding the myths surrounding the GREATEST OF GREATEST GREATNESS, the almighty AMERICAN (because New England is too small to hold the Greatness that is their Greatness) GREATRIOTS. In fact, a FANPOST is WHOLLY INADEQUATE. I demand FRONTPAGE STATUS NOW. And Bigham, you can take Curt Schilling's bloody sock and shove it where the SUN DON'T SHINE. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
MYTH #2: THE GREATRIOTS DEFENSE IS IN SOME WAY DEFICIENT: Sure, they may rank in the bottom third of the league statistically, but they are FIRST IN OUR HEARTS AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS. You cow turd chewing losers will see on Sunday. The Greatriots defense could stop any offense in the league. They could also stop the Lombardi Packers' Sweep, Montana's 49ers, The Aikman-Irvin-Smith Cowboys, The 1927 Yankees (WHO EVERYONE KNOWS WERE CHEATING CHEATERS), The United States Marine Corps at Iwo Jima, Sherman on his march to the Sea, and Henry V's Army at Agincourt. Band of Brothers, MY ASS. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
MYTH #3: THE COWBOYS HAVE WON MORE SUPER BOWLS THAN THE GREATRIOTS: This is the most pernicious myth of all. First of all, the GREATRIOTS won the 2007 Super Bowl because David Tyree is a nobody who never should have been allowed to take the field against the Greatest Collection of Talent in the History of GOD'S GREEN EARTH! AND THERE WAS HOLDING! AND JUSTIN TUCK PLAYED BETTER THAN HE EVER HAS! AND THE GREATRIOTS HAD THE LEAD UNTIL THE GIANTS PULLED AHEAD! BY CHEATING! CHEATING CHEATERS! Also, all the Super Bowls the GREATRIOTS lost actually count as 3/4 of a win, so suck it DALLAS. SUCK IT LONG AND HARD. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
MYTH #4: TOM LANDRY WAS CLASSIER THAN BILL BELICHICK: Even you redneck hillbilly RETARDS can see that a cut off hoodie is WAAAAAY classier than a fedora. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
MYTH #5: REAL MEN DON'T WEAR UGGS: Do you like apples? Tom BRADY wears UGGS.HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES? NO ONE DENIES THIS!
MYTH #6: TEXAS BOY MATTHEW MCCONNAUGHEY IS THE BEST LOOKING GUY IN HOLLYWOOD: No HOMO, but have you guys seen BEN AFFLECK? Two words for you: GOOD WILL HUNTING. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
MYTH #7: THERE ARE BETTER FANS THAN GREATRIOT FANS: The Greatriots sold out every home game for the first time in 1994, the FIRST TIME ANY TEAM IN ANY SPORT HAS EVER DONE THAT. Dallas plays to half full stands AND THEY ALWAYS HAVE. Dallas still has not sold out a game AND THEY WON'T UNTIL THE GREATRIOTS COME TO YOUR PISSPOT OF A STADIUM AND GREATRIOT NATION BUYS ALL THE TICKETS WHILE YOU LOSERS ARE AT THE RODEO. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
MYTH #8: HICKORY SMOKED BRISKET IS GOOD BBQ: Every one knows that the best BBQ is BOSTON BAKED BEANS. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
MYTH #9: WILLIE NELSON IS AN IMPORTANT FIGURE IN AMERICAN MUSIC: Seriously, where do you bull riding morons get off spouting this crap? The Mighty Mighty BOSSTONES ARE THE GREATEST AMERICAN BAND EVER. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
MYTH #10: THE MAVERICKS ARE NBA CHAMPS: Did you beat the Celtics in the FINALS? Consider that myth EXPLODED. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
MYTH #11: THIS POST WAS WHOLLY INSPIRED BY TAWMEE FROM QUINZEE FROM KSK: NO ONE DENIES THIS!
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Cool Grantland Article on the Cowboys-Redskins Rivalry
For the Cowboys, by contrast, the rivalry is not quite this big a deal. "There are more potent rivalries for Cowboy fans at the moment, particularly with the Eagles," Sham argues. "When one of those teams is particularly good, Cowboys fans will pay attention. When it's not so much the case, Cowboys fans are more ho-hum." (He adds: "Older fans would, I think, very much say that the Redskins are the no. 1 rival, and that [they] will always be.") Still, the Redskins' two-a-years leaves the Steelers and Niners rivalries in the dust. Starting with Allen — whose son Bruce is the current Skins GM — Washington got under Dallas' skin more than any other team. As Accorsi noted, the Skins happened to be great at the same time as Dallas and more often than the Giants. As for Philly — they can call me when they win a Super Bowl.
Tony Romo had no booze at his Bachelor Party; Played Hide & Seek
The group closed the weekend with a hopscotch round robin tournament
Roy Williams the First doing a reality show
Wow, how the mighty have fallen...
Someone is being added to the Cowboys' Ring of Honor this season
Drew Pearson? Larry Allen?
Franchise Tags
Can one of Jerry's Kids explain to me again why Doug Free was not franchised?
This has nothing to do with the Cowboys, nothing to do with sports even
Caroline is my niece, and her Grammy is my Mom. I am hesitant to post this. I know it is a violation of the rules, but I am going to wing it. Thanks in advance.
Sean
8 months ago
Seanrude
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Jason Witten to appear in Archie Comics
And here is KSK's take on the appearance
Desean Jackson i an Arrogant Punk on the field, but this is very cool of him
Anyone who is not an Eagles fan dislikes Desean, and understandably so, but he deserves a thumbs up for doing this
Peter King Article from 2005 Ranking young QBs
The whole thing is sort of interesting, but skip to page 3 to cut to the chase
JimmyK AKA ByeDawk, Looks like owe you beers next time I am in New York
That may be awhile as I no longer live in NJ, but I do not skip out on my bets
Darren Woodson on the State of the Cowboys and Jerry's Role
Has some interesting things to say about the coaching styles of Jimmy Johnson and Bill Parcells, and what Jerry needs to do moving forward
Crayton Criticizes Phillips
Says he is too laid back, does not instill discipline, and has nothing whatsoever to do with the offense
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