Zissou

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Gigantic hat tip to AnoHito.
Commented on Gamethread: Break out the bunting on Jul 29 2014, 9:46p
From the Detroit feed, again.
Commented on Gamethread: Break out the bunting on Jul 29 2014, 9:19p - 1 reply
Someone wrote during the Twins series "Who is this team and what have they done with the White Sox? " Gigantic h/t to whomever.
Commented on Gamethread: Break out the bunting on Jul 29 2014, 9:10p
Webb up in the bullpen.
Commented on Gamethread: Break out the bunting on Jul 29 2014, 9:03p
Home runs are always the best revenge.
Commented on Gamethread: Break out the bunting on Jul 29 2014, 9:01p
Damn. RTFM.
Commented on Gamethread: Break out the bunting on Jul 29 2014, 8:45p
Romine went there because he had second base stolen off of Quintana on the previous pitch if the batter hadn't fouled it off. Huge jump.
Commented on Gamethread: Break out the bunting on Jul 29 2014, 8:32p
Yeah, he was.
Commented on Gamethread: Break out the bunting on Jul 29 2014, 8:25p
Holy crap. The White Sox might have accidentally run the bases this inning.
Commented on Gamethread: Break out the bunting on Jul 29 2014, 8:18p
Tonight's game is streamable for all as MLB.com's free game of the day. Reg. (free) req.
Commented on Gamethread: Break out the bunting on Jul 29 2014, 7:55p
It's SBN's fault that they don't all register, but I rec'd larry's comment 521 times.
Commented on Frank Thomas lets it out, lets everybody in during Hall of Fame speech on Jul 28 2014, 8:05p
The only possible way Frank's speech could have been any better is if he had mentioned the names of, say, at least 272 more former teammates.
Commented on Frank Thomas lets it out, lets everybody in during Hall of Fame speech on Jul 28 2014, 7:14p
As it turns out, the source of my image -- ESPN's Home Run Tracker -- lists Abreu as having hit only two no-doubt home runs. And, to think, spouting without reading has always worked so well for me in the past ...
Commented on Frank Thomas lets it out, lets everybody in during Hall of Fame speech on Jul 28 2014, 6:43p - 1 reply
Via ESPN, Abreu's HRs so far. Should I click and read, or am I safe just spouting that that dude is a trolling piece of trash?
Commented on Frank Thomas lets it out, lets everybody in during Hall of Fame speech on Jul 28 2014, 6:24p - 1 reply
I somehow missed the "Lyle Mouton" holla.
Commented on Frank Thomas lets it out, lets everybody in during Hall of Fame speech on Jul 28 2014, 4:21p
A significant portion of the BBWAA seem to have half a mind to rescind their votes for Frank because of that catalog.
Commented on Frank Thomas lets it out, lets everybody in during Hall of Fame speech on Jul 28 2014, 4:08p - 1 reply
One scout said there were nearly 50,000 people in attendance.
Commented on Frank Thomas lets it out, lets everybody in during Hall of Fame speech on Jul 28 2014, 4:00p
Joe Torre inadvertently forgot to mention George Steinbrenner in his speech. La Russa goofed, too.
Commented on Frank Thomas lets it out, lets everybody in during Hall of Fame speech on Jul 28 2014, 3:45p - 1 reply
Saladino was on 7 day DL already, but he's been out way longer than that. He hasn't played since July 13. Bold added.
Commented on White Sox Minor League Update: July 27-Aug. 2 on Jul 28 2014, 2:18p - 2 replies
All kidding aside, I didn't do the dibs thing, just noted Saladino's improved performance and tried to let people who actually watch him play ball temper my judgment.
Commented on White Sox Minor League Update: July 27-Aug. 2 on Jul 28 2014, 2:07p
Plus Cales
Commented on White Sox Minor League Update: July 27-Aug. 2 on Jul 28 2014, 1:53p - 1 reply
Slyly hilariously.
Commented on White Sox Minor League Update: July 20-26 on Jul 28 2014, 12:53a - 1 reply
See above re: Axelrod pitching for the Bats.
Commented on White Sox Minor League Update: July 20-26 on Jul 28 2014, 12:52a - 1 reply
Dang. C. Curley has been missing from these updates. You're still a prospect, Chris!
Commented on White Sox Minor League Update: July 20-26 on Jul 28 2014, 12:23a - 1 reply
To the extent that old-school larry-style featured laptop batteries crapping out and your old pal Jimmy rolling into the Mets bar with like three (!) very smart looking women, well.
Commented on White Sox Minor League Update: July 20-26 on Jul 27 2014, 9:07p
Boxscore
Commented on White Sox Minor League Update: July 20-26 on Jul 27 2014, 8:56p
Boxscore
Commented on White Sox Minor League Update: July 20-26 on Jul 27 2014, 8:51p
Birmingham 4, Tennessee 7
Commented on White Sox Minor League Update: July 20-26 on Jul 27 2014, 8:49p
Charlotte 0, Louisville 5 (Game 2, 7 Innings as was the above game)
Commented on White Sox Minor League Update: July 20-26 on Jul 27 2014, 8:24p - 1 reply
Charlotte 5, Louisville 6
Commented on White Sox Minor League Update: July 20-26 on Jul 27 2014, 8:18p - 2 replies
Grab ahold of your breaches, peaches. It's the White Sox organization MiLB update for games played on Saturday 26 July 2014.
Commented on White Sox Minor League Update: July 20-26 on Jul 27 2014, 8:14p
Just trying to help you along.
Commented on GameThread: White Sox vs. Twins on Jul 27 2014, 7:22p
You and me both, Frank. The best. I mean the best.
Commented on Updates: Live from Cooperstown on Jul 27 2014, 6:15p
I guess I'm not much of a "Teach a man to fish..." fellow, but I hope this helps nonetheless. gfb's image.
Commented on MLB 2014 Hall of Fame induction non-preview preview on Jul 27 2014, 5:37p
Oh, and they hated that he took so many walks. Swing the bat.
Commented on Celebrating the legend of Frank Thomas on Jul 27 2014, 5:26p - 1 reply
I have nothing to say. This is an edit.
Commented on GameThread: White Sox vs. Twins on Jul 27 2014, 4:56p
Perkins can kinda bring it.
Commented on GameThread: White Sox vs. Twins on Jul 27 2014, 4:53p
EDIT.
Commented on GameThread: White Sox vs. Twins on Jul 27 2014, 4:47p
I did. You had it right all along and I didn't mean to imply otherwise, MDG.
Commented on GameThread: White Sox vs. Twins on Jul 27 2014, 4:23p - 1 reply
And then Guerra throws a nasty curve. Whiff.
Commented on GameThread: White Sox vs. Twins on Jul 27 2014, 4:19p - 1 reply
What's the best swing-and-miss pitch out of the White Sox bullpen?
Commented on GameThread: White Sox vs. Twins on Jul 27 2014, 4:14p - 1 reply
Herm sighting in mpls. Herm doing work.
Commented on GameThread: White Sox vs. Twins on Jul 27 2014, 4:07p - 1 reply
The best.
Commented on Updates: Live from Cooperstown on Jul 27 2014, 3:45p
One Dog at leadoff.
Commented on Updates: Live from Cooperstown on Jul 27 2014, 3:43p
What ruffster said.
Commented on GameThread: White Sox vs. Twins on Jul 27 2014, 3:25p - 1 reply
MiLB spoiler alert
Commented on White Sox Minor League Update: July 20-26 on Jul 26 2014, 7:25p
word
Commented on Celebrating the legend of Frank Thomas on Jul 26 2014, 6:41p
Didn't some writers/pundits criticize (!) MVP-era Frank for his approach at the plate? They really wanted him to pull the ball for power.
Commented on Celebrating the legend of Frank Thomas on Jul 26 2014, 6:04p - 2 replies
Starting Pitcher comps, even if no one reads this.
Commented on White Sox 5, Twins 2: Hector Noesi dazzles on Jul 26 2014, 4:19p
Well I'll be a pudd'nheaded so-and-so. Great link, larry.
Commented on White Sox 5, Twins 2: Hector Noesi dazzles on Jul 26 2014, 3:29p - 1 reply
For the purposes of this trolling, the salient point is that he won't be wearing a Cubs cap, either. They gave him away.
Commented on Gamethread: Implications abound on Jul 25 2014, 9:25p
"Do you know what cap will Greg Maddux be wearing in Cooperstown this weekend?"
Commented on Gamethread: Implications abound on Jul 25 2014, 9:04p - 1 reply
At the Mets bar.
Commented on Gamethread: Implications abound on Jul 25 2014, 8:41p - 1 reply
Isn't the whole point that he hasn't sucked, he's competented?
Commented on White Sox 5, Twins 2: Hector Noesi dazzles on Jul 25 2014, 8:04p - 2 replies
I can't stand Craig Calcaterra. That site would be better off without him. Bring on the putsch that installs Aaron Gleeman as El Jefe.
Commented on Oakland Athletics named the "Second Team" of South Side Sox on Jul 25 2014, 7:05p
He'll be arb eligible next season. How much do you want to pay him?
Commented on White Sox 5, Twins 2: Hector Noesi dazzles on Jul 25 2014, 6:26p - 1 reply
17 months. He should count himself lucky every day that he didn't kill the cyclist, and that he got off so lightly. Bus driver's name is Gavin Hill.
Commented on Reading Room: Tigers pony up for closer by trading for Joakim Soria on Jul 24 2014, 8:48p
Yes. Two-ish years? Forgiven by the cyclist, too, as I recall.
Commented on Reading Room: Tigers pony up for closer by trading for Joakim Soria on Jul 24 2014, 8:41p
His rims/discs may be locked. I ain't laying down in front of a turning vehicle. Gimme t-bone.
Commented on Reading Room: Tigers pony up for closer by trading for Joakim Soria on Jul 24 2014, 8:01p
Bristol, England. Let's presume arguendo that they were both being dicks. Only one of them was in a position to put the other in the hospital, and did.
Commented on Reading Room: Tigers pony up for closer by trading for Joakim Soria on Jul 24 2014, 7:40p - 1 reply
I'm all for Gillaspie taking one for the home team. He should do it more often.
Commented on White Sox 3, Royals 1: Chris Sale gets what he needs on Jul 22 2014, 12:05a - 2 replies
Dang. Sale's easy heat first pitch (two seamer, 91.8) to Perez went for a single.
Commented on Gamethread: Royal pains on Jul 21 2014, 11:54p
I didn't see it happen.
Commented on White Sox 3, Royals 1: Chris Sale gets what he needs on Jul 21 2014, 11:39p - 1 reply
South Side.
Commented on Gamethread: Royal pains on Jul 21 2014, 10:57p
Excellent.
Commented on Gamethread: Royal pains on Jul 21 2014, 10:40p
He's at 106 pitches.
Commented on Gamethread: Royal pains on Jul 21 2014, 10:31p - 2 replies
Herm is Konerko's best friend in the dugout.
Commented on Gamethread: Sweep on the line on Jul 20 2014, 3:36p - 1 reply
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