I don't think the gif has any direct correlation to the match this morning, but it was one of the first things that came up when I searched for "tennis crowd gif", so here we are.  Or maybe it does.  My working knowledge of tennis these days is best described as "broken".  Whatevs.  Nadal and Djokovic are squaring off in the men's final at 9 on NBC. 9 in God's time zone, so the rest of you heathens will have to adjust accordingly.  And, if we're lucky, there won't be a tape delay!  Huzzah!

For more detailed Wimbledon coverage, AUNT STABBY DOIN' WORK.

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Look at my horse
My horse is amazing
Give it a lick,
“Ooo, it tastes just like raisins!”

Have a stroke of its mane
It turns into a plane,
And then it turns back again
When you tug on its winkie

“Ooo, that’s dirty!”
Do you think so?
Well, I better not show you
Where the lemonade is made

Sweet lemonade,
mmmm, sweet lemonade
Sweet lemonade,
Yeah, sweet lemonade

Get on my horse,
I’ll take you around the universe
And all the other places too

I think you’ll find
that the universe, pretty much
covers everything

Shut up woman, get on my horse

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This is both a personal favor and a service to the commentariat at large.  For some reason, I only started saving the genius .gifs y'all have made in the past couple days.  I would like to get my hands on as much "Fuck Clemson" material as possible to share with my fellow Cocks on the one internet message board I can actually tolerate.

/looks at An 'eer with a beer and Whiskey_Soup

And fear not, I won't tell the unwashed masses to come here.  Some are already here, but let's not press our luck, yes?

So please post whatever Fuck Clemson propaganda you would like to create or have already created and saved in this thread up to this point.  And, of course, don't let this thread stagnate your work on future masterpieces.  You're doing the Lord's work.

Signed,

Y'all's Brother In Fuck Clemson

She Blinded Me With Violence

Per Señor Swindle on the Twitters:

Next week is the beginning of our annual charity fundraiser. Please submit suggestions of things I can do if we raise X amount of $$$.

I would--for crazy $$$--get a team tat of the leading donor over a certain amount. Even UGA LOL THEY'RE TOO CHEAP TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

And responding to me when I asked if cheese was fair game:

@PegPelvisPete Everything is fair game.

Emphasis mine.

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Way to go, Alabama! The celebration thread is yours.

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Just messin'.

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My.  What a year for the Wardamneagletigerplainsmen.  The BCS Championship.  What appears to be an insurmountable lead in the 2011 Fulmer Cup.  And now, possibly the most prestigious of all, the winners of the EDSBS Commentariat Fulmer Cup.  Applause, ovations, and brown likker all around.

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Why the asterisk, you ask? Some will complain that a salvo of petty moving violations carried Auburn to the championship and should not be counted when there are plenty of bar fights, DUIs, vandalism, and illegal harvests of game fish to be had among other squads.  While this is true, everyone was playing on the same field and Auburn displayed the most SEC SP33DZ0RZ.  So, in the interest of fair play and integrity (lulz), Auburn is our disputed undisputed champeens.  But we do so love our controversies, Freek had already crafted this masterpiece, and you can't improve on perfection.  Besides, Auburn's used to this sort of thing now.

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YOU ARE LOOKING LIIIIIIIIIIIVE at your thread for Saturday's Final Four games and general Saturday dickoffery.  Butler and VCU tip us off shortly after 6 EST while NAWT A DIME and basketball's [COACH REDACTED] should get underway at 8:45 or thereabouts.

We'll all have plenty to say about the game while it's on, so I'll use this opportunity to ax a "Justified" question that's been bothering me since I know a lot of you are fellow aficionados.  When Coover beat the shit out of Raylan this week, why didn't he get arrested?  Is it legal to lay an unprovoked country ass-whippin' on federal marshals in Kentucky?  I know Raylan will be quoting Ezekiel 25:17 on him later in the season for it, but it's been bugging me.

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Marquette vs. UNC, Richmond vs. Kansas, Kentucky vs. tOSU, and VCU vs. Florida State.  Sadly, no Gus.  Or Raftery.

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We have a lot of chuckles at others' misfortunes here, particularly our beloved and flawed athletes.  But one of the many marvelous things about our li'l interwebs community here is that we also have enough sense to be able to laugh at ourselves and by and large possess rapier self-deprecating wit.  I've done a lot of dumb shit.  A lot.  Law enforcement even presented me with hardware around my wrists for my achievements on a few occasions.  I know I'm not alone in this regard.  For example, the law of numbers considering the sheer amount of alcohol consumed by readers of this site and the amount of total time spent in a college setting would dictate I'm not.  So let's have some fun at our own expense by turning the scoreboard lights of one of our most treasured institutions, The Fulmer Cup, to shine upon our own moments where we've "demonstrated poor judgment", as almost any coach worth his weight in cliches would say.


RULES

1) Point values will be the same as the regular Fulmer Cup.  If you need a refresher on the scoring system, click here.

2) It doesn't have to have occurred in the offseason.  We're talking the total number of times you & law enforcement did not see eye to eye throughout your entire life.

3) You don't have to disclose the exact nature of the individual infractions since this is voluntary and it IS no one else's business, after all.  Just team affiliation and total points is fine.  However, if you say something like "202 points", the rest of us reserve the right to alert the authorities.

4) You can award yourself bonus points.  However, if you choose to do so, we ask that you give details as to why you think you deserve it.  So if you want the bonus point, you gotta tell us whatcha done did.

5) After a totally subjective amount of time (i.e. when it looks like we're done getting responses), we'll tally up each fanbase's transgressions and declare a winner.

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Figured this would be prudent since we're already pushing 1500 comments in the Fulmer Cupdate.  Consider this an open thread for all remaining conference tournament games this weekend as well as the selection show Sunday night.  And, y'know, all the usual other off-season weekend bulljive

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GENTLEMEN, START YOUR FAX MACHINES.  I'm sure this will be covered a good bit during the course of Wednesday, but figured it'd be wise to have a repository for news, elation, and wailing & gnashing of teeth.

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YOU ARE LOOKING LIIIIIIIIIIIVE at your East-West Shrine Game open thread.  Game is at 4:00 on NFL Network.  For those who don't have NFL Network, you may not be able to find it online since ATDHE and ChannelSurfing both don't have it on today's docket at the moment.  Hopefully some enterprising pirate will come along closer to kickoff to save the day and-

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