Shotokanman

I'm back mufuckas. And I'm excited as FUCK for GSP vs Diaz, and I really wanted to write a doozy about it, but frankly I just don't have the time. What with the new job and having to keep up with...

Oh man what a glorious fucking weekend for Anderson Silva fans. It isn't just that he wins, but how he does it that's so fucking gangster. It's not enough that his skill level is that of a...

SO yea. We wake up today to see our beloved site has been fucked in the Ass by a WIndows 8-Happy-I love facebook-XBOX 360 Marketing Genius. I hate this new layout. This seems to be the general...

Ever been here? No? That sucks. Greetings Maniacs. You may remember me from my most recent piece, I am Banned From BE: I for One Welcome My New Mania Overlords, in which you all joined me in a...

My Mom(s) was a Special Lady(s). Wife to an abusive Husband for most of her young, small-town life, she was granted her freedom when he choked to death on his own vomit in a gas station parking...

Word up Daniel. Word Up. So the StrikeForce Grand Prix is coming to a close, and most likely Strikeforce along with it. What better way to bust that final nut than all over Josh Barnett's...

So the more mature amongst us will most likely be aware that UFC 3 releases today for PS3 and XBOX 360, and the most mature of us will have pre-ordered copies lying in wait. While waiting for 10 am...

Nick Diaz is a great man. Like all great men, he can sometimes be misunderstood. I myself have been guilty of this in the past, but I have since realized the error of my ways. Greatness. What...

Vegas Baby. Can you consider something to be "Belated" when it has nothing to do with a Birthday? I would have to go with the age old adage: "fuck it, yes it most certainly does." And what...

I will miss this. So Dana is stripping Cyborg of the belt, and most likely scrapping the Division altogether. I have long been on the fence about WMMA. I'm not a sexist by any means, and if a...

I know I wrote this already, but I wanted to put it out again due to the close proximity of the fight and the fact my sentiments were so closely echoed on the Countdown. Bask in the glory of...

Yea yea. Whatever dude. Sweet Baby Jesus, I totally told you guys this was gonna happen, lo and behold it does. I'm a fucking MMA magician, I swear to god.

Oh, it's happening my friends. "Count" on it. Oooooohhhhhh..... This started as a Comment in Dallas' Post, but then it just got too big. Sorry if I stole your thunder big guy.

Sweet fucking JESUS.  Okay, this morning I am awoken by a periodic metallic THUD against my bedroom wall. Apparently there is renovations taking place next apartment over. 9:30am start times are...

That's right, I said it. The best fight you or I have ever seen is about to go down this Saturday Night, as two of the most savage and technically brilliant fighters ever to walk will be locked in...

That's right, I think Ryu has the tools to defeat Dhalsim. Yea yea, "Shogun beat Machida TWICE! Did you not see what Bones did to Shogun?!? Did you not SEE? A carrot! To a BUS!" Yea, I saw...

Dear Nick, We here at the UFC understand that while you are indeed a Grown Ass Man, we also are fully aware that you are not the most intelligent individual. People of low intelligence often...

Ok, seriously, what the fuck. We all know how excited I am for Diaz/Gsp in October. Excited as fuck. Oh you didn't know? Because I am.  Or should I say was? All I feel now is a gaping black...

pic via mmaconvert.comI'm seeing a lot of speculation and whatnot regarding this Overeem situation here. Most media seem to assert that this is a genuine situation, and that there seems to be...

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. It is the Northernmost major city in the world second only to St. Petersburg, Russia. It is cold. It is windy. Its hockey team has consistently finished in last place...

So I don't know if you guys are aware, but Colosseo FC is putting on another show on July 23rd. If you are unfamiliar with Colosseo, they are the organization that says "Unified rules? Fuck that...

I don't know about you guys, but I am excited as f*ck for GSP/Diaz in October. No other fights so far this year, with the exception of Shogun/Bones, have that special golden giddy retardedness...

Yea, that's right. In not too long we could have a main event in which we have Frankie's in-and-out 1-2 festivus vs Clay and his EXTREEEEEEEME BRO(tm) I'm SO HYPE...

Sorry Mike, out of all the BE staff I find myself agreeing with you most often, but this time you are pretty far off base. I don't agree with pretty much any of the details or supporting arguments...

Poor old Hendo. After a decade of battles that literally shook the earth, Dangerous Dan the Flying Hendo Machine accomplished what no other man before him had: He claimed Championship gold in two...

"Anderson Silva and Georges St. Pierre are the best fighters of all time. But that doesn't mean they need to face each other in the cage. They can exist simultaneously, each vanquishing his foes in...

This little ditty actually started as a post in response to yet another misguided soul expressing the opinion that the UFC could do much better than Mr. Rogan, perhaps someone more "serious" that...

Ok ok, he's not actually Darth Vader, that would explain a few things though... BUT! No, this is a different, but similar story, to the one you are already familiar with. It occurred a long,...

Man, I can just hear those gaskets blowing already... But, if you can, suspend your rage and for just a moment and hear me out.  After I make you see how cool it would be to see him at 205 I'm...