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SkolTroll

  • joined Apr 12, 2012
  • last login Jul 10, 2014
  • posts 19
  • comments 12800

I wish I was interesting. Instead, I'm a troll.

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  • MLB Minnesota Twins
  • NBA Minnesota Timberwolves
  • NFL Minnesota Vikings
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  • Boxing Mr. T
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SkolTroll mocks the QB's... of THE FUTURE!!!

Step 1: Buy an HDTV... I've been like most of you. I've read most of the articles. I've read Arif's analyses and paid attention to at least 14% of it. I've done the Fanspeak and first-pick mocks...

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OLYMPIC THREAD! REC IT AND GO!!!!

Wow, just channeled a certain someone. I'll quit now. Not sure why we don't have an Olympic thread. (I know, I know, Vikings, football, yada yada yada.) But I know we've got our hockey guys all...

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Top QB vs. Top D, 2013 results

This bled over from today's discussion. Instead of burying a long-winded response to this conversation, I've moved it over to a Fanpost. Here we go... 1 Carolina 14.7 2 Seattle 14.8 3 San Fran...

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Writing interesting fanposts using directional points of view.

Sometimes it’s hard to get people to enjoy a fanpost. Usually, it’s just some prattle about the obvious prattle du jour. Consequently, many times people miss the true content of a fanpost. K...

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An Open Letter to the Minnesota Vikings

Dearest Pieces of Crap, I said earlier this week that I would leave the season if you lost to the Browns. Now I have to decide if I want to be like those knuckleheads who scream, "I'm moving to...

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TrollTunes: Cheer, don't (dog it)

Not much to say about this song. It speaks for itself. It popped up on my ipod on the way home and, after hearing today's "discussion," it kind of wrote itself. I may repeat some naughty words, so...

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SkolTroll is playing with his crystal balls again.

Last year, I whipped out the old crystal balls to prognosticate how the Vikings would do after the 1st 4 weeks. It was rudimentary at best, but it yielded the Vikes needing to beat the Pack in the...

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SkolTroll re-caps the offseason in song (oh, no...)

Well, I haven't done one of these in a while, and I figured I was overdue for an embarrassment of riches that was light on riches, heavy of self-deprecating embarrassment. So without further ado...

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Some perspective (maybe)

Here's what I don't get during all the PonderRage! that occurs around here. Jacksonville, current record 2-10, WIN Indianapolis, current record 8-4, LOSS San Francisco, current record 8-3-1,...

Best.Poll.EVAH!!

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If this ain't BSPN trolling for Jets & Vikes fans, I don't know what is! Enjoy!

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Take me to the bye week!

I used the New Age version: But I understand some of you would prefer soul: Either way, you should be pretty happy to go into the Turkey-week bye! SKOL! Take me to the bye week, drop...

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Well, I'm going to do this first... B.S.S. vs. A.S.S. (aka Really good-looking elephant in the room)

DATE OPP RESULT CMP ATT YDS CMP% AVG LNG TD INT RAT ATT YDS AVG LNG TD Sun 9/9 JAC W 26-23 (OT) 20 27 270 74.1 10.00 29 0 0 105.5 1 1 1.0 1 0...

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News that's only fit to be posted by a Troll, I guess.

I thought that Christian Ponder was going to avoid Twitter and focus on the Vikings' season? I thought this meant that he would be laser-focused on becoming the QBoTF?!? Well, apparently he has...

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Vikes Feel the Matriculation

I believe this is what the kids call, "Kickin It Old School." Shout out to Hank Stram. Yo, I ain't mad at yous no more, son. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eSN8Cwit_s by SkolTroll, Daily Norseman Oct 2 2012, 11:16a

Because why gaze into one when you can confirm your prediction with a second? Wait... what were YOU thinking?

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Vikings Are Back!

OMG. Raji, look at that team. It's so... run oriented! scoffs They look like one of those 9ers-style offenses. But, you know, who thinks they can win with one of teams? scoff They only talk...

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Question for the DN community re: analysts

Go ahead and jump (for my love)...

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Rudolph the Red Zone Tight End

You know Wiggens and Jordan And Shiancoe and Senser, Voight and Ticey And Sauce stompin blitzes. But do you recall The best Red Zone Viking of all?...

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Local yokles go "all in" on ESPN's mantra

What can the locals do to make their corporate overlords happy? That's right... plagarism!

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