Well..... I could not get Texans Football out of my head so I decided to do something produtive.

3 C  White Myers Caldwell

6 CB Dunta GQ McCain Jacques Antwaun Bennett

4 DE Mario Smith Barwin Bulman

5 DT Amobi Okam Cody DelJuan Zgonina

1 FB Vonta

3 G Brisel Chester Studdard

1 K Kris

6 LB DeMeco Cushing Adibi Diles Bentley June

1 P Turk

2 QB Schaub Orlovsky

4 RB Slaton Brown Foster Moats

4 S Ferguson Barber Harrison Wilson

3 T Brown Butler Winston

4 TE OD Casey Dreessen Hill

5 WR Andre Kdub Davis Anderson Jacoby

    53rd man possiblities

TE/LS Harris S Busing NT Johnson WR Jenkins CB O'Neal LB Davis




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NFL Network announced that we are number twenty two by the fans!!! WTF!!!!! I cant wait to shove it in everyone's face when we make a playoff run this year. I mean seriously? they're gonna rank our NUMBER THREE OFFENSE and our SIGNIFICANTLY IMPROVING DEFENSE with our new draft class and our TWO 8-8 RECORDS 22nd!!?!?!?! Sometimes the fan base pisses me off. I mean seriously. Look at these stats n facts! Does this look like the NFL's 22nd ranked team??

Andre-1,575 yds. 115 catches. Along with K-Dubs 899 yds and 60 receptions thats a massive 175 catches for 2,474 yards. Only ten catches less than Fitzgerald-Boldin and 5 yards more than the "spectacular WR tandem"

If Schaub would've played all 16 games his stats would've looked like this. 4,426 yards and 25 total touchdowns.

Steve "Slash" Slaton-1,659 scrimmage yards and 10 tds.

Mario had twelve sacks last year and Capt. Meco had 112 tackles last year!!

Brian "Crushing" Cushing/Steven Seagal is going to tear it up and Barwin and Smith are only going to make us better.

Fkn fan base. EAT THAT!!