SB Nation User Blog: SloppyJoe

Blazers mention: How Artest's LA Signing affects Rivals

SloppyJoe — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:13:08 -0000

Blazers mention: How Artest's LA Signing affects Rivals

Interesting look at the plus/minus of Artest versus Roy last season.

Help, Soundtrack Savvy Blazer Fans

SloppyJoe — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 15:15:29 -0000

I need help with something Blazer related, and who better to turn to than my enlightened, intelligent Blazer's Edge brothers and sisters. After unreturned emails to (probably) vacationing Blazer employees, I'm hoping you all can help.

What is the piece of music that is played behind the 2009 "Rip City Revival" video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOzySz5up-Y

It sounds very familiar, and I've wracked my brain trying to ID it.

I tried enlisting the help of a buddy of mine who is a walking, talking encyclopedia of movie soundtrack music, and he couldn't tell me. Can you?

Thanks,

Joe

Blazers as Star Wars Characters

SloppyJoe — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 18:24:03 -0000

This post was inspired by the Blazers as BEdgers post earlier today.

When our beloved Blazers lock their 'S-foils' in attack position tonight when they face the Suns, I, in my total lack or work-motivation came up with the following Star Wars/Trailblazers comparison:

Luke Skywalker = Brandon Roy - With a midichlorian count as high as his, his nickname of "The Natural" is even more fitting.

Yes, the Force is strong with this one. His death defying last second winning shots, his ability to use "jedi mind tricks" while juking and pausing while attacking the lane is becoming legendary.

Yoda's comment, "Too young to train, yes, he's too young." is not applicable to BRoy..the man is young, yes, but he is schooling many already. He is a new breed of Trailblazer, bringing light to the dark that was the Jailblazers era. He is the "New Hope"

Here are a couple of other brief comparisons:

Obi Wan Kenobi = Nate McMillan - Once a crafty and powerful young jedi (point guard), now training the latest Trailblazers in the ways of the Force. Apparently once called Tualatin a "wretched hive of scum and villany" .. ok, kidding on that one.

Greg Oden = Anakin Skywalker (from the sucky prequels). GO at a young age has shown the potential to dominate. All he needs is proper training to take over the universe. I hope he avoid the dark side..

So, I ask my fellow BEdgers..What are your Trailblazers = Star Wars comparisons? Who is Princess Leia (how this person looks in a bronze bikini must be considered.)

Or am I WAY too geeky for you all? ;-)

Go Blazers tonight!

Joe

1993 DQ collectible Blazer Glass ad

SloppyJoe — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 18:35:59 -0000

1993 DQ collectible Blazer Glass ad

Remember those collectible glasses? How could you forget? He's a commercial for them starring Mark Bryant. There are few good vintage Blazer related videos (as well as local TV clips as well) on this site..good stuff!

SOS to Boo Thunder AND Blazers??

SloppyJoe — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:48:21 -0000

I was reading the usual morning NBA roundup and read the following in the New York Newsday:

" The Seattle-based group plans to boo both teams, especially the Thunder"

Read the whole article:

http://www.newsday.com/sports/basketball/ny-spknotes096030000feb09,0,6649169.story

That's rude, and ticks me off considering so many Blazer fans are just as angry about how the Sonics move was handled. Not a very nice way for guests to behave, if this is true.

Joe

12/23 - Grandma Got Run over'd by a Junk Drawer

SloppyJoe — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:27:40 -0000

Oh yes she did. She's mad too..

Hadn't seen a JD yet today, so I thought I'd take the opportunity.

I'm in Gresham "State of Emergency" Oregon..with 2-3 feet of snow on my side street, and and I'm stuck snowbound with my inlaws. I'm about to go curl up in my garage with a bottle of tequila.

Hope you all are staying warm and get what you want for Christmas!

Rad Bad Blazers Video from 87

SloppyJoe — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 01:41:58 -0000

Rad Bad Blazers Video from 87

I stumbled across this on the "For Portlanders Only" website (something everyone who grew up in the area should check out)..some notable cameos, Michael Holton among them! Fun stuff!..

My Thoughts on Oden and Your Blood Pressure

SloppyJoe — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:57:18 -0000

I can't hold this back any longer.

i think 50% (based on the MSPs poll results earlier this morning) of Blazer fans need to chill the heck out. Apparently 50% of Blazer fans were disappointed in Greg's showing at FanFest.

The expectations on this kid are immense, granted, and partly due to the Blazer's own marketing efforts. But, we, ourselves are apparently inflating expectations beyond what is reasonable to expect.

Don't let those expectations blind you to his situation. Even though we all assume he's some Super-Being with Power and Abilities far beyond those of Mortal Men, he is a man who has spent the last year of his life away from the basketball court recovering from surgery. It's going to take some time for him to be dominant. It's clear he has the tools, and the abilities to become dominant, but for us to expect him to come out tonight at Sacramento and drop 30/14/6 assists and bench press Spencer Hawes in one hand while eating a chili dog in another is crazy.

I get the feeling many Blazer fans' blood pressure is needlessly being raised by these expectations and expectations of failure.If you have Prozac/Xanax/some other legally prescribed mood altering med, I'd say make sure your bottle is filled now, because what you see in this pre-season might freak you out. But I say, DON'T WORRY.

Since I care about my Blazer brothers and sisters, here is my advice. Do what I do. Sit back, realize the kid doesn't have his sea legs yet, and get back to me at mid-season (at the very least) to tell me he's a bust and that you're disappointed. Don't expect him to dominate tonight; temper your expectations for now, realizing that he's only, what, 20? Remember he doesn't come from Krypton, and can't fly.

Keep in mind, even if his conditioning is off, the sheer size of Greg is going to improve our interior defense.

That concludes my rant. Thanks for reading.

Joe

Comcast Deal Imminent?

SloppyJoe — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 20:59:25 -0000

On Wheels After Work last night...on (insert really deep voice here) 955 THE GAME Wheels alluded that 'progress' had been made on getting CSN carried on, what I assumed, where Dish and DirecTV. You could tell by his voice that he knew something that he couldn't reveal.

Last week on Courtside, I recall someone making a comment about some impending positive news on this as well...but details were kept very sketchy.

Has anyone heard anything more about this? I'm about to move into our new house and re-activate my DirecTV and would whole heartedly welcome this news.

OT: 95.5 Morning Sports Page Changes

SloppyJoe — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:24:47 -0000

As I pulled out onto the road this A.M. (partially conscious, as usual for a Monday morn), I noticed that the familiar voices of Kenny and Katy on 95.5 The Game (here in PDX) were replaced with some annoying L.A. radio personalities.

According to 92wastheyear, who heard the promo, Gavin "The People's Champ" will take over "The Morning Sports Page" sports talk.

I really enjoyed having a local sports talk show, and feared that once again Portland morning sports talk had been yanked. I didn't mind Kenny's slightly amateurish delivery, and the show had been growing on me lately.

How do you feel about this change?