"(Adam Dunn) gives us the kind of Three True Outcomes boner that's getting harder and harder to find in this post-steroids 'emphasis on fundamentals' bullshit era that is so much less exciting and awesome than the days when everyone did a ton of drugs and hit the ball 4,000 feet and you didn't even have to worry about explaining to people about why it's stupid to bunt because it was never even an issue because for crissakes even your catcher could hit 30 home runs a year because he was doing things to his body that were making him better at baseball but of course god forbid people who play baseball should be allowed to do things that make them better at baseball --" ~ FJM