http://www.sbnation.com/users/SofaKingChicago Posts made by SofaKingChicago on SB Nation http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/7/25/579026/dear-cubs-bullpen SofaKingChicago Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:24:52 -0000 <p>Dear Cubs Bullpen,<br /><br />You don't have to load the bases in the 9th every night, give up 3 run HRs to fritter away large leads and let teams back into games to make me pay attention to you or try and win me over again.&nbsp; Your behavior as of late is on par with the crazy ex-girlfriend who sets a car on fire with hopes that it will make you love her again and that, besides being entirely pathetic and crazy, is beneath you.&nbsp; You're better than that.<br /> <br />Warmest,<br />SofaKingChicago</p>