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Bleeding Green Nation Eagle Fans Unite!!! Cowgirl fans beware.

Hello Brothers Who Bleed Green,

 

I have noticed a lot of bickering within the family, lately.  While I find the back and forth to be quite humorous, I think the time is now for us to unite behind one front.  And to give us something to rally behind, I would like to propose the following axioms that we can all agree to.  These axioms are only starting points for us but they are underlying accepted truths that make us one in spirit.  Of course, I welcome more axioms to our list.  Only suggestions by true Eagles fans will be recognized.  I provide three to get us started.  And I added d in the title to bait the enemy into our talk.  I expect plenty of mislead stupidity from their legions.  In fact, I welcome the banter as food for my insatiable appetite to despise them.  So here they are my fellow brothers in green:

1. dallas sucks!

This is not a statement of fact, a reflection of record or on-field past or present but simply a zeitgeist, the spirit of our belief and passion.  Besides, it just makes me feel good to say it.

2. Eagle fans are the best in the NFL

Let's face it, no one travels like us or has our passion.  We are a college atmosphere in a professional league.  We get an unfair reputation because of a few spoiled apples who don't represent our underlying spirit.  Crap happens everywhere; it just gets reported here.  Lest we forget the Bear's fan blinding a Steeler's fan and the countless examples that prove what we already know.

3. Jerry Jones perfectly represents what dallas stands for.

Jerry Jones is an arrogant pr?ck who we all love to watch pacing the sidelines or throwing his drink in disgust at the conclusion of a dallas loss.  We all feel vindicated when his personal dominance of the girls interferes with their success.  JJ thinks he is God and still believes, along with its mislead fans, that dallas is America's team when in fact, they are universally despised by every enlightened fan in the country.  Of course, a requirement for enlightenment is that you recognize that the NFL is not headquartered in Texas.  Jerry Jones is the evil emperor at the head of the evil empire.  The stronger and louder they are, the more they suck!  (see axiom one)

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Bleeding Green Nation Romo, Will You Hold My Balls?


"Romo has enough to worry about in the next four games. (See: December record.) Now he's supposed to revisit the lowest moment of his career? Why, exactly? Was there really nobody else to do the job?" http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Despite-infamous-botch-Tony-Romo-volunteers-for?urn=nfl,208213


Ok all...tell me you're not just salivating over the possibilities here.  I decided to quote my favorite part of this article.  Can we all post some encouraging advice to help Tony mentally cope with this enormous challenge?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/50638/


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Bleeding Green Nation Has McNabb shown the ability to be clutch?

Besides the obvious criteria of championships won, I measure the quality of my quarterback by how clutch he is.  Specifically, I want to see my quarterback lead game-winning drives.  Can anyone tell me the number of game-winning drives McNabb has led in the 4th quarter or overtime of a game?  I sadly can't remember one.  As a team, how many times have the Eagles (in the McNabb era) come from behind in the 4th-quarter to win a game?  Again, I can't remember one.  There has to be a few.


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